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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of 12:51 - Mar 4 with 1821 viewsFixed_It

I've often thought about how the conversation went in the Evans household that fateful night.
Mrs Evans: 'Hello dear. Good day at the office?'
Marcus: 'Er, yeah. Ok I suppose.'
Mrs Evans: 'Anything exciting happen in the world of hospitality and conferencing?'
Marcus: 'Not really. But I did...er....buy something....er...a bit different'.
Mrs Evans: 'Oh really darling. How exciting! What is it?'
Marcus: 'Er...just....a....football club.'

I guess if you are that rich your missus will just go along with whatever you decide to do. Either that, or he has some balls!

So what have you lot bought that didn't meet total approval?

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:52 - Mar 4 with 1479 viewshomer_123

Wife wasn't too happy when I came home with another women.

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:53 - Mar 4 with 1466 viewsPlums

I told Mrs Plums I was going out to get something to look after the fungi that had sprouted in the front lawn. She wasn’t amused when she came home to find a gnome in the garden.

Is that the sort of thing?
[Post edited 4 Mar 2021 13:04]

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:55 - Mar 4 with 1448 viewsCoastalblue

An enormous lego Millenium Falcon which was ordered whilst under the influence. I had no idea until it turned up in the post I had ordered it, but was immediately glad that I had. My feelings of joy were not reciprocated.

My Father and I once returned home in the posession of a donkey too, that was quite amusing, espeially watching him tell my Mum.

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:57 - Mar 4 with 1400 viewsMattinLondon

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:52 - Mar 4 by homer_123

Wife wasn't too happy when I came home with another women.


Why? Was she upset that the other woman had bigger breasts than her?
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:03 - Mar 4 with 1363 viewsEdwardF

Alfa Romeo Spyder

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:04 - Mar 4 with 1355 viewsFixed_It

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:52 - Mar 4 by homer_123

Wife wasn't too happy when I came home with another women.


They can be so unreasonable, can't they?!

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:29 - Mar 4 with 1316 viewsfactual_blue

Audiovector R11 Arreté loudspeakers

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:31 - Mar 4 with 1304 viewsChondzoresk

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:53 - Mar 4 by Plums

I told Mrs Plums I was going out to get something to look after the fungi that had sprouted in the front lawn. She wasn’t amused when she came home to find a gnome in the garden.

Is that the sort of thing?
[Post edited 4 Mar 2021 13:04]


I brought home a vintage stuffed bird. Lots of trouble over that.
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:35 - Mar 4 with 1287 viewsPlums

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:31 - Mar 4 by Chondzoresk

I brought home a vintage stuffed bird. Lots of trouble over that.


Are you Wayne Rooney?

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:35 - Mar 4 with 1287 viewseireblue

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:52 - Mar 4 by homer_123

Wife wasn't too happy when I came home with another women.


Did you explain it was only a rental?
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:36 - Mar 4 with 1279 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:52 - Mar 4 by homer_123

Wife wasn't too happy when I came home with another women.


I hope that wasn't a typo and you do mean women not woman.
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:37 - Mar 4 with 1268 viewsMJallday

Pretty much every car I’ve ever bought.

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:49 - Mar 4 with 1241 viewsBluestar

Most things. Worst was a double old fashioned glass. She still brings that up.
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:57 - Mar 4 with 1215 viewsJ2BLUE

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:52 - Mar 4 by homer_123

Wife wasn't too happy when I came home with another women.


The other woman must have been so deflated.

Truly impaired.
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:06 - Mar 4 with 1177 viewsKeno

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:35 - Mar 4 by eireblue

Did you explain it was only a rental?


I misread that as rectal

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:08 - Mar 4 with 1177 viewsSwansea_Blue

Literally everything. The Mrs is from Pembrokeshire and so has an aversion to spending money. Luckily that also extends to spending on her, so birthdays and the like are really easy

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:11 - Mar 4 with 1162 viewsSpruceMoose

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 12:57 - Mar 4 by MattinLondon

Why? Was she upset that the other woman had bigger breasts than her?


You sound very familiar with her... She wasn't at your Christmas lunch was she?

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:12 - Mar 4 with 1144 viewsBluestar

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:08 - Mar 4 by Swansea_Blue

Literally everything. The Mrs is from Pembrokeshire and so has an aversion to spending money. Luckily that also extends to spending on her, so birthdays and the like are really easy


My Mrs is from India and is the same. Even freaked out when she found out how much the ring cost.
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:26 - Mar 4 with 1107 viewsFixed_It

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:08 - Mar 4 by Swansea_Blue

Literally everything. The Mrs is from Pembrokeshire and so has an aversion to spending money. Luckily that also extends to spending on her, so birthdays and the like are really easy


Ignore the down arrow - I missed the intended uppie!

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:31 - Mar 4 with 1082 viewsNewcyBlue

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 13:37 - Mar 4 by MJallday

Pretty much every car I’ve ever bought.


Besides the Focus and the XE I would probably agree with her...

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:34 - Mar 4 with 1068 viewsMullet

I'm currently working on her to let me have an expensive guitar I've always wanted, on the basis it's not a top end one so therefore "reasonably priced". Seems she disagrees.

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:39 - Mar 4 with 1052 viewsMillsey

Yet another motorcycle!!! She said you can only ride one at a time, yes I said, the others are for looking at 😁
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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:42 - Mar 4 with 1034 viewsKeno

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:39 - Mar 4 by Millsey

Yet another motorcycle!!! She said you can only ride one at a time, yes I said, the others are for looking at 😁


I think that was the line Homey use

probably got a similar response

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:46 - Mar 4 with 1028 viewsFixed_It

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:26 - Mar 4 by Fixed_It

Ignore the down arrow - I missed the intended uppie!


Thanks Keno!

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Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:52 - Mar 4 with 1008 viewsKeno

Things you've bought that your other half didn't approve of on 14:46 - Mar 4 by Fixed_It

Thanks Keno!


I'll you a thumb up anytime!!

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