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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… 18:05 - Apr 30 with 2346 viewsElderGrizzly

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:08 - Apr 30 with 2327 viewstextbackup

To be fair he might have had porn open on another tab on his phone.

Rookie mistake tho, always look at it on private mode or it links to the family iPad… found this out the hard way

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:09 - Apr 30 with 2315 viewsElderGrizzly

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:08 - Apr 30 by textbackup

To be fair he might have had porn open on another tab on his phone.

Rookie mistake tho, always look at it on private mode or it links to the family iPad… found this out the hard way


Maybe John Deere is a whole different thing in his circles
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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:16 - Apr 30 with 2288 viewspositivity

he needs sacking for that waistcoat alone...

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:21 - Apr 30 with 2285 viewsGlasgowBlue

Easily done

https://mobile.twitter.com/TractorGirls/photo

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:44 - Apr 30 with 2199 viewsOldsmoker

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:08 - Apr 30 by textbackup

To be fair he might have had porn open on another tab on his phone.

Rookie mistake tho, always look at it on private mode or it links to the family iPad… found this out the hard way


'...found it out the hard way'

Is that a euphemism?

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:44 - Apr 30 with 2196 viewsBlueNomad

Tractor eroticism is very niche
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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:51 - Apr 30 with 2175 viewsOldsmoker

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:44 - Apr 30 by BlueNomad

Tractor eroticism is very niche


Agreed. It's that whole farmyard thing which I find way too hardcore.

I wonder how many 'young farmers' accidently stumbled on TWTD when searching for 'tractor boys'.

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 19:11 - Apr 30 with 2121 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

He's a liar. What's so difficult to understand?

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 19:19 - Apr 30 with 2106 viewsSitfcB

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:09 - Apr 30 by ElderGrizzly

Maybe John Deere is a whole different thing in his circles


Perhaps he’s friends with this guy…?

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:05 - Apr 30 with 2039 viewsHARRY10

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:16 - Apr 30 by positivity

he needs sacking for that waistcoat alone...


here he is, in his other job

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:07 - Apr 30 with 2045 viewsjontysnut

Easily done. I once searched for red hot farmyard action and was completely surprised to land on the Massey Ferguson website.
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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:15 - Apr 30 with 2028 viewsRIPbobby

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:08 - Apr 30 by textbackup

To be fair he might have had porn open on another tab on his phone.

Rookie mistake tho, always look at it on private mode or it links to the family iPad… found this out the hard way


Wasn't there items you could send to unsuspecting people where loads of ladies moaned loads and was a kind of "why are you looking at porn" moment. I have a feeling he got stiched up. But we will see.
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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:19 - Apr 30 with 2022 viewsSwansea_Blue

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 18:21 - Apr 30 by GlasgowBlue

Easily done

https://mobile.twitter.com/TractorGirls/photo


If I’d have known you looked like that I’d have been more polite the last few years. And flexed my manly muscles more too…


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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:22 - Apr 30 with 2020 viewsPhilTWTD

Maybe the tractors were the porn.

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/
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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:34 - Apr 30 with 1983 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:15 - Apr 30 by RIPbobby

Wasn't there items you could send to unsuspecting people where loads of ladies moaned loads and was a kind of "why are you looking at porn" moment. I have a feeling he got stiched up. But we will see.


No. He has absolutely admitted that on at least one of the occasions he deliberately went to a porn site on his phone whilst in an area adjacent to the Commons chamber waiting to vote with other MPs.

But, in his defence, he wants to make it clear that he did so furtively and in no way did it to parade it before others to make them feel uncomfortable.
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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:54 - Apr 30 with 1913 viewsroysboys

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:07 - Apr 30 by jontysnut

Easily done. I once searched for red hot farmyard action and was completely surprised to land on the Massey Ferguson website.


Should that be Massive Ferguson?

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 21:05 - Apr 30 with 1883 viewsjeera

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:15 - Apr 30 by RIPbobby

Wasn't there items you could send to unsuspecting people where loads of ladies moaned loads and was a kind of "why are you looking at porn" moment. I have a feeling he got stiched up. But we will see.


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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 21:49 - Apr 30 with 1819 viewsroysboys

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:07 - Apr 30 by jontysnut

Easily done. I once searched for red hot farmyard action and was completely surprised to land on the Massey Ferguson website.


Should that be Massive Ferguson?

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 23:12 - Apr 30 with 1696 viewspositivity

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:05 - Apr 30 by HARRY10

here he is, in his other job



fleming didn't pair his gilet with a shirt and pink tie!

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 00:37 - May 1 with 1639 viewsfactual_blue

Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 20:22 - Apr 30 by PhilTWTD

Maybe the tractors were the porn.

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/


Tractor Boy? by BlueBadger 30 Apr 2022 15:35
https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/


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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 21:07 - May 2 with 1413 viewsRob88

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 21:38 - May 2 with 1339 viewsGeoffSentence

Apparently the porn/tractor mix up was caused by the search term 'dominator' which is a type of tractor.

I've tried searching on Dominator and cant make it find any porn. I've tried with safe search off, delved deep down the page listing but still nothing. Can anyone advise?

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Porn MP went from looking at Tractors to ‘accidentally’ looking at Porn… on 02:36 - May 3 with 1207 viewsEireannach_gorm

He was looking up 'corn' and just made a typo. Easy mistake to make and clearly accidental..
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