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Fastest town player... 10:44 - Dec 8 with 5584 viewsFrimleyBlue

Just thinking following one of the other threads... but who in your memory would you say was/Is the fastest town player..

I remember Uhlenbeek was crazy quick ( let's forget his crossing though) so he must be up there.

Who else comes close to that level of speed do you think?

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Fastest town player... on 10:50 - Dec 8 with 3890 viewsMetal_Hacker

Douglas was rapid I seem to recall

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Fastest town player... on 10:52 - Dec 8 with 3882 viewsSimonds92

Never seen a player for or against us quicker than Haynes to be honest.
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Fastest town player... on 11:01 - Dec 8 with 3839 viewsPJH

Joe Broadfoot in the 1960's was quick, it seemed that sometimes he had to slow down to wait for the ball to catch up with him
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Fastest town player... on 11:02 - Dec 8 with 3825 viewsTRUE_BLUE123

Haynes and Gus as already mentioned.

Dalian Atkinson was fast. KD as well was rapid. In recent times Mustapha Carayol when he did play looked insanely quick. Ryan Fraser as well

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Fastest town player... on 11:05 - Dec 8 with 3799 viewsBlueNote

It's got to be Rapidris El Mizouni
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Fastest town player... on 11:07 - Dec 8 with 3794 viewsBlueNote

And for other clubs I'd say Ian Rush and Gary Speed
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Fastest town player... on 11:07 - Dec 8 with 3783 viewsKeno

Fastest town player... on 11:05 - Dec 8 by BlueNote

It's got to be Rapidris El Mizouni


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Fastest town player... on 11:10 - Dec 8 with 3772 viewschicoazul

Phil Whelan. I’m not joking.

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Fastest town player... on 11:22 - Dec 8 with 3716 viewshomer_123

Petta was rapid
Haynes
Atkinson
Michael Cole

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Fastest town player... on 11:27 - Dec 8 with 3689 viewssolemio

I'm just amazed that nobody has mentioned the player who was the fastest ever, Chris Kiwomya. His mother was a sprinter, I seem to remember.
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Fastest town player... on 11:31 - Dec 8 with 3664 viewshomer_123

Fastest town player... on 11:27 - Dec 8 by solemio

I'm just amazed that nobody has mentioned the player who was the fastest ever, Chris Kiwomya. His mother was a sprinter, I seem to remember.


Yeah, he was quick wasn't he.

David Johnson the second also worth a shout?

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Fastest town player... on 11:32 - Dec 8 with 3642 viewsRocky

Joe Broadfoot
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Fastest town player... on 11:36 - Dec 8 with 3607 viewsitfcsuth

Daniel James was rapid for Swansea in the season we went down.

I remember he played ST at Portman Road against Toto Nsiala, he was lightning quick.
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Fastest town player... on 11:46 - Dec 8 with 3554 viewsGeoffSentence

Fastest town player... on 11:32 - Dec 8 by Rocky

Joe Broadfoot


He could be a question in the well known quiz game "Footballer or hobbit?"

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Fastest town player... on 11:54 - Dec 8 with 3516 viewsSwansea_Blue

Mark Fish. Got through a whole career with us in just 45 minutes!

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Fastest town player... on 11:57 - Dec 8 with 3506 viewshatch

I thought it was going to be Kayden Jackson when I saw his Accrington YouTube highlights reel....
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Fastest town player... on 11:58 - Dec 8 with 3493 viewshomer_123

Fastest town player... on 11:54 - Dec 8 by Swansea_Blue

Mark Fish. Got through a whole career with us in just 45 minutes!


La Pen did it in about 11 mins?

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Fastest town player... on 12:50 - Dec 8 with 3329 viewsNthQldITFC

Fastest town player... on 10:50 - Dec 8 by Metal_Hacker

Douglas was rapid I seem to recall


I'll send him back out to do a test 100m in a minute. He's just got back into the changing rooms after his last game for Town and he's still got his studs on. Results 2030; no, not half past eight.

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Fastest town player... on 13:03 - Dec 8 with 3275 viewsNthQldITFC

Fastest town player... on 11:58 - Dec 8 by homer_123

La Pen did it in about 11 mins?


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Fastest town player... on 13:23 - Dec 8 with 3216 viewsRIPbobby

Paul Cooper?
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Fastest town player... on 14:06 - Dec 8 with 3129 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Fastest town player... on 11:10 - Dec 8 by chicoazul

Phil Whelan. I’m not joking.


This is probably the right answer. He was a junior sprinter, and, if I remember rightly, had a reputed fastest time in the 10.something seconds. Anything under 10.5 puts you in the fastest 7000 men ever:

https://www.worldathletics.org/records/all-time-toplists/sprints/100-metres/outd

Of more recent players, Ryan Fraser must be close. Cresswell was used as our last man when we had attacking corners, and he could keep up with any striker lurking at the Half Way line.

Jackson is supposed to be very quick, but I think I have only seen him properly turn on the afterburners once.
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Fastest town player... on 14:08 - Dec 8 with 3123 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Fastest town player... on 11:46 - Dec 8 by GeoffSentence

He could be a question in the well known quiz game "Footballer or hobbit?"


As could anyone who played for Atletico Bilbo.
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Fastest town player... on 14:17 - Dec 8 with 3083 viewsFrimleyBlue

Just thought. Didn't we once loan a striker from celtic many years ago.. he was incredibly quick?

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Fastest town player... on 14:36 - Dec 8 with 3048 viewsIllinoisblue

Fastest town player... on 11:57 - Dec 8 by hatch

I thought it was going to be Kayden Jackson when I saw his Accrington YouTube highlights reel....


Were you watching at x2 speed?

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Fastest town player... on 15:09 - Dec 8 with 2984 viewstonybied

Darren Bent was fairly rapid too
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