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The State Visit 23:42 - Feb 28 with 4133 viewsFixed_It

When would be the best time to pull it? Now, or when Trump is about to board Airforce One? Or when he is half way across the Atlantic? Or do we let him land and face the protests, before telling him the King has changed his mind? Which would embarrass him most?
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The State Visit on 23:48 - Feb 28 with 3026 viewsBluemer

Hopefully someone will start one of those online petitions to have it cancelled. Would be interesting to see how many people would sign up. I'd be one !
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The State Visit on 23:49 - Feb 28 with 3009 viewsreusersfreekicks

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The State Visit on 23:55 - Feb 28 with 2948 viewsChurchman

Get Charles to give him an honorary knighthood and accidentally cut his head off. Ooops, sorry Donald, does it hurt? Here’s some ointment. You can pay on the way out.

Interesting question - as a convicted criminal should he be allowed in? If so, surely it should be subject to a ‘marigolds’ body search.
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The State Visit on 02:14 - Mar 1 with 2823 viewsSarge

I’d do it when they’re halfway across the Atlantic. Then as a now-unauthorised and potentially hostile aircraft enters our airspace we’ll have little choice other than to intercept and shoot it down.
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The State Visit on 06:49 - Mar 1 with 2715 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Make him land at Luton.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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The State Visit on 07:04 - Mar 1 with 2686 viewssurreyblue

The State Visit on 06:49 - Mar 1 by The_Flashing_Smile

Make him land at Luton.


And hosted by Prince Andrew
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The State Visit on 07:15 - Mar 1 with 2658 viewsbluelagos

The State Visit on 07:04 - Mar 1 by surreyblue

And hosted by Prince Andrew


They could be presented with matching "'Lock up yer daughters" t-shirts as they remince about their times with mutual mate Epstein.

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The State Visit on 07:20 - Mar 1 with 2646 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The State Visit on 07:04 - Mar 1 by surreyblue

And hosted by Prince Andrew


I was more thinking of things he wouldn't enjoy.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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The State Visit on 08:11 - Mar 1 with 2535 viewsiamatractorboy

Confiscate his orange make up at airport security.
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The State Visit on 08:29 - Mar 1 with 2456 viewsBudapestByBlimp

Believe the state visit should still go ahead ... Starmer and King Charles should sit down with Trump in front of the national media and start roasting him about his sexual conduct, connections with Russia, racist motives, storming of Capitol Hill, constant lies etc, etc, etc, etc. And they wouldn't even need to make things up like Trump and Vance had to!
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The State Visit on 08:31 - Mar 1 with 2435 viewsPinewoodblue

My first thought was that the State visit wouldn’t be until 2026.

My current view is that it should go ahead as soon as possible but in Canada after all Charles is also their king.

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The State Visit on 08:35 - Mar 1 with 2418 viewsNthQldITFC

The State Visit on 02:14 - Mar 1 by Sarge

I’d do it when they’re halfway across the Atlantic. Then as a now-unauthorised and potentially hostile aircraft enters our airspace we’ll have little choice other than to intercept and shoot it down.


Childish and petty.

He is the President of the United States and he should be allowed to land - even though his visa has been revoked mid-Atlantic by an emergency act of parliament, initiated by the King, making him one of these illegal immigrant Johnnies.

Then off to Rwanda with him and that empty-eyed bearded gibbon who wipes his ass. In a rubber boat.

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The State Visit on 10:34 - Mar 1 with 2268 viewsBlueBadger

The State Visit on 08:29 - Mar 1 by BudapestByBlimp

Believe the state visit should still go ahead ... Starmer and King Charles should sit down with Trump in front of the national media and start roasting him about his sexual conduct, connections with Russia, racist motives, storming of Capitol Hill, constant lies etc, etc, etc, etc. And they wouldn't even need to make things up like Trump and Vance had to!


Trump by BlueBadger 28 Feb 19:24
A mass moon in order, I reckon.


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The State Visit on 11:27 - Mar 1 with 2138 viewsmellowblue

Jeez, this is power play politics and finding our rather subordinate place within it. You really think emotional gesture like this helps. Balancing the need for good relations with the US , given the trade sanction/agreement possibilities with the needs of Ukraine is a delicate thing. Rash gestures play no part. Get a grip, lad.
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The State Visit on 12:24 - Mar 1 with 2002 viewsJ2BLUE

Hopefully Princess Charlotte will tw@t him around the head with a tennis racket.

Truly impaired.
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The State Visit on 12:32 - Mar 1 with 1967 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

The State Visit on 11:27 - Mar 1 by mellowblue

Jeez, this is power play politics and finding our rather subordinate place within it. You really think emotional gesture like this helps. Balancing the need for good relations with the US , given the trade sanction/agreement possibilities with the needs of Ukraine is a delicate thing. Rash gestures play no part. Get a grip, lad.


Yeah, as dreadful a human being and leader he is we’ve rolled out the red carpet for worse. No doubt Trump will attract more protests than the state visit of Xi whilst he was busy putting Muslims into internment camps etc.
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The State Visit on 12:38 - Mar 1 with 1928 viewsSwansea_Blue

Maybe it’ll be like the Red Wedding massacre in the Game of Thrones? Charlie boy invites them all to the Palace and the Coldstream Guards slaughter the lot of them during the evening banquet.

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The State Visit on 12:47 - Mar 1 with 1868 viewsmellowblue

The State Visit on 12:32 - Mar 1 by SuperKieranMcKenna

Yeah, as dreadful a human being and leader he is we’ve rolled out the red carpet for worse. No doubt Trump will attract more protests than the state visit of Xi whilst he was busy putting Muslims into internment camps etc.


The Putin visit was galling as well. I suppose that was probably early days in his regime and we felt we could mould him into our (soft) Western ways.
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The State Visit on 12:58 - Mar 1 with 1815 viewsnorth_stand77

The State Visit on 12:24 - Mar 1 by J2BLUE

Hopefully Princess Charlotte will tw@t him around the head with a tennis racket.


I like that idea! .....with a few added spikes.
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The State Visit on 13:29 - Mar 1 with 1729 viewskeebsdad

The State Visit on 23:48 - Feb 28 by Bluemer

Hopefully someone will start one of those online petitions to have it cancelled. Would be interesting to see how many people would sign up. I'd be one !


I have started such a petition and if anyone is interested in supporting it please find the link below:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/720183/sponsors/new?token=6eXQK6gXhTGhA
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The State Visit on 13:50 - Mar 1 with 1671 viewsThe_Major

Cancel it with 24 hours to spare, and then within another 24 hours, give one to Zelenskyy with all the bells and whistles we can muster.
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The State Visit on 13:54 - Mar 1 with 1643 viewsJ2BLUE

The State Visit on 13:29 - Mar 1 by keebsdad

I have started such a petition and if anyone is interested in supporting it please find the link below:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/720183/sponsors/new?token=6eXQK6gXhTGhA


I'll sign one that asks for the national insurance cut to be reversed and 1-2p added on to income tax to help fund our military and Ukraine if you want to create a useful one.

Truly impaired.
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The State Visit on 09:49 - Mar 2 with 1312 viewsDJR

I do hope it's not cancelled. My wife has already bought her hat, and I'm in the middle of producing a large MAGA banner.
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The State Visit on 13:15 - Mar 2 with 1184 viewsChurchman

Ok, Trump has an invite to meet King Charles.

Well, what you do when he enters the B&Q Room at Buck house is bring in a King Charles Spaniel. Nobody specified it had to be the one with the crown. Not just any old spaniel mind. One that’s been trained to whip wigs off people’s heads Crufts style.

So in ambles Mr President, KC spaniel enters through other the door at pace, nips the rug off Trumps head and in front of the world’s cameras the Donald is left grovelling around chasing after his toupee as the dog growls and shreds it under the walnut commode.

Enter a flunkey who tells Trump that Charles R is busy watching Bargain Hunt and offers him a side table doily to cover up the shining bonce.

World’s media rolling about with laughter, American gorilla protection squad confused and in the mayhem, the ex-leader of the free world is chucked into the street after the dog wazzes up his trouser leg.

Add in a bit of Benny Hill music and all sorted. Ahhh, diplomacy…
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The State Visit on 13:23 - Mar 2 with 1163 viewsNutkins_Return

The State Visit on 13:29 - Mar 1 by keebsdad

I have started such a petition and if anyone is interested in supporting it please find the link below:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/720183/sponsors/new?token=6eXQK6gXhTGhA


You ACTUALLY think cancelling it would be a good idea. I understand 100% the moral stance and of course Trump is a dreadful person to be the leader of the free world. But he is democratically elected and to burn relations with this Psychopath would be an absolute disaster for us, for our kids and for the world as we know it.

You start to disintegrate the relations between the west and NATO countries and the most powerful one of the lot and we are in big big trouble. It may sound like hyperbole but when we are broke as a nation and Europe is really struggling and potential invasions and death are happening in Europe then your moral stance poll will look a little appalling honestly.

Reality is we have 4 years of this Moron and we have to use diplomacy, put our egos and moral superiority a step back and try to mend the world.

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