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Do you wipe after having a piss? 00:00 - Apr 27 with 3164 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you wipe after having a piss?


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"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 00:00 - Apr 27 with 2435 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I'm sat with a room full of student youth in Leeds. Apparently it is a thing that men wipe after having a piss now, some of the young women are outraged at the thought that some men don't! Soooo do you wipe?

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 01:02 - Apr 27 with 2323 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Quick shake and then just tuck it back in my sock

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 02:47 - Apr 27 with 2252 viewsNewcyBlue

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 01:02 - Apr 27 by The_Romford_Blue

Quick shake and then just tuck it back in my sock


Why do you stuff a sock in your underwear mate? Doesn’t it disappoint the men and women in your life when you whip off your clothes?

Just tell them you’re a grower not a show-er.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 07:42 - Apr 27 with 2119 viewsKeno

Do I wipe what?

The floor
The wall
The ceiling

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 07:54 - Apr 27 with 2090 viewsNthQldITFC

Myself? Yes.

The chap standing next to me? Depends to some extent on whether I know him or not, and whether he asks nicely.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:18 - Apr 27 with 2042 viewsbrogansnose

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 07:42 - Apr 27 by Keno

Do I wipe what?

The floor
The wall
The ceiling


Traditionally I use the Taylor-Swift technique..........Shake It Off.
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 09:13 - Apr 27 with 1980 viewsMattinLondon

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 07:54 - Apr 27 by NthQldITFC

Myself? Yes.

The chap standing next to me? Depends to some extent on whether I know him or not, and whether he asks nicely.


Absolutely- manners are important.
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 09:24 - Apr 27 with 1962 viewsgtsb1966

Someone was drunk last night. Weird post.
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 09:27 - Apr 27 with 1952 viewsblueasfook

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 01:02 - Apr 27 by The_Romford_Blue

Quick shake and then just tuck it back in my sock


His socks...


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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 09:38 - Apr 27 with 1925 viewsMullet

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:18 - Apr 27 by brogansnose

Traditionally I use the Taylor-Swift technique..........Shake It Off.


Wish you'd face the urinal when you do it though

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 09:41 - Apr 27 with 1912 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 09:24 - Apr 27 by gtsb1966

Someone was drunk last night. Weird post.


Just sharing what was a massive shock to me....let your hair down if you have any, it'll be good for you!

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 09:44 - Apr 27 with 1893 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Current results are genuinely disturbing, surely you sometimes people should be washing properly on those special occasions rather than risking bits of paper getting lost in there!
Animals.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 10:22 - Apr 27 with 1817 viewsbaxterbasics

Might have a dab if using a proper toilet but obviously not if at a public urinal or a hedge somewhere outdoors. Which I assume these trendy students never do.

At home I will often give it a rinse. Depending on the circs.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 11:14 - Apr 27 with 1742 viewsPlums

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 10:22 - Apr 27 by baxterbasics

Might have a dab if using a proper toilet but obviously not if at a public urinal or a hedge somewhere outdoors. Which I assume these trendy students never do.

At home I will often give it a rinse. Depending on the circs.


Depending on the circs...?
Have you got a detachable one?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 14:15 - Apr 27 with 1577 viewsronnyd

With a leaky prostate, a wipe is essential.
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 14:58 - Apr 27 with 1501 viewsOldsmoker

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 07:42 - Apr 27 by Keno

Do I wipe what?

The floor
The wall
The ceiling


At home I use one-sheet as a wipe.

In my student days I shared a house with 2 girls.
The girls insisted/demanded that I sit down when I have a piss.
Everything goes down the pan - no splash zone to clear up.
I've sat down ever since.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 16:10 - Apr 27 with 1434 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 14:15 - Apr 27 by ronnyd

With a leaky prostate, a wipe is essential.


Well worth sitting down too as it can take some time!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 16:12 - Apr 27 with 1432 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 14:58 - Apr 27 by Oldsmoker

At home I use one-sheet as a wipe.

In my student days I shared a house with 2 girls.
The girls insisted/demanded that I sit down when I have a piss.
Everything goes down the pan - no splash zone to clear up.
I've sat down ever since.


Who would have thought you were metrosexual ahead of your time OS!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 18:35 - Apr 27 with 1324 viewsVanSaParody

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:18 - Apr 27 by brogansnose

Traditionally I use the Taylor-Swift technique..........Shake It Off.


1st link is to US music humour site Amiright to Shake It Off (Ablution Song) & 2nd to accompanying artwork - have a chuckle!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/taylorswift96.shtml

https://photos.app.goo.gl/8o695wWv7JgSa4jL8
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 18:49 - Apr 27 with 1300 viewsDBaldy

A more relevant question would be do you wash your hands after having a p1ss?

Working in an office of several hundred people, with lots of doors with handles or twisty doorknobs, it's pretty gross when you see a bloke walk straight out of the gents.
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:09 - Apr 27 with 1207 viewsNthQldITFC

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 14:58 - Apr 27 by Oldsmoker

At home I use one-sheet as a wipe.

In my student days I shared a house with 2 girls.
The girls insisted/demanded that I sit down when I have a piss.
Everything goes down the pan - no splash zone to clear up.
I've sat down ever since.


Christ!

Do people bring you food and newspapers?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:41 - Apr 27 with 1177 viewsSwansea_Blue

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 14:58 - Apr 27 by Oldsmoker

At home I use one-sheet as a wipe.

In my student days I shared a house with 2 girls.
The girls insisted/demanded that I sit down when I have a piss.
Everything goes down the pan - no splash zone to clear up.
I've sat down ever since.


Sit down pees are the mutt’s nuts. It’s so much easier and more relaxing. I’m all in. So much so, I may end up trans at this rate. Although it’s not a good idea to attempt it when you’re utterly hammered after a big night out and miss by a good 3 feet. Standing up is the better option then. There’s as much waz over the floor and walls, but you avoid the bruises.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:46 - Apr 27 with 1147 viewsWD19

If I have been sitting down at home I might give it a quick wipe on the Mrs towel as I stand up.
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:48 - Apr 27 with 1140 viewsbrogansnose

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:41 - Apr 27 by Swansea_Blue

Sit down pees are the mutt’s nuts. It’s so much easier and more relaxing. I’m all in. So much so, I may end up trans at this rate. Although it’s not a good idea to attempt it when you’re utterly hammered after a big night out and miss by a good 3 feet. Standing up is the better option then. There’s as much waz over the floor and walls, but you avoid the bruises.


As far as the sit down bit stand thing is concerned, I do tend to go for sit down thing at home seeing as now I'm knocking on a bit its like I've had a spray attachment fitted.



I might get a wide urinal fitted.
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:59 - Apr 27 with 1119 viewsNthQldITFC

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:48 - Apr 27 by brogansnose

As far as the sit down bit stand thing is concerned, I do tend to go for sit down thing at home seeing as now I'm knocking on a bit its like I've had a spray attachment fitted.



I might get a wide urinal fitted.


You could always use the shower or bath.

But it's politic to ask anyone currently bathing whether they mind.

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