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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread 12:03 - Dec 31 with 1599 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Can we also do adverts we hate?

Favourite for that title at the moment is the EE Christmas advert.
Specifically the “what’s the wi-fi!!!!???” line.

No idea why, just bugs me.
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:10 - Dec 31 with 1193 viewsPhilsAngels

that pink pipsybismal advert with the dancing and minor medical conditions.

Wren kitchens, i dislike vehemently that woman
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Poll: Will there be a deadline day signing for the mens 1st team

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:14 - Dec 31 with 1177 viewsDubtractor

I will NEVER sell my car through we buy any car.

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
Poll: Are we gonna win tomorrow then?

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:23 - Dec 31 with 1150 viewsBessacarrBlue

The ‘on the beach’ advert voiced by McGuinness where the tubby lad needs to leave the buffet alone
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:27 - Dec 31 with 1138 viewsJ2BLUE

Lottery advert. Open mouthed pretending he had won on a scratchcard. W@nker.

Postcode lottery. F#ck off.

Asda. How dare they make the Grinch a cheerful singing character? Woke nonsense.

William Hill & Sky Bet. F#ck off. Twice.

Any life insurance ad. "When I signed up I got a free pen and an Argos gift voucher and now I can't wait to die!". "She's even talking about parsnip jam" Oh just f#ck off you despicable ####

Revitive. What more needs to be said?

Booking.com. Booking.yea? Booking.f#ck you

We buy any car.
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:34 - Dec 31 with 1098 viewsiamatractorboy

Any (British) adverts using Americanisms. Stop it. Now.
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That kid needs a slap.... on 12:36 - Dec 31 with 1093 viewsBloots

As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:23 - Dec 31 by BessacarrBlue

The ‘on the beach’ advert voiced by McGuinness where the tubby lad needs to leave the buffet alone


....the jumped up little turd.

Keaton, Kint, McManus, Fenster and Hockney.

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:37 - Dec 31 with 1089 viewsNewcyBlue

That Haribo one with the kids voices….

Poll: Who has been the best Bond?

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:38 - Dec 31 with 1084 viewsfootball

The ASDA Christmas one. The bloke who transform from the grinch is very cringy
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:39 - Dec 31 with 1079 viewsZx1988

Anything that we're getting because of the current time of year, praying on skintness, a need for cheap holidays with free lounge access, or a short-lived desire to lose some weight.

Not a prophet, or a stone-age man; just a mortal with potential of a superman.
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:02 - Dec 31 with 965 viewsVanSaParody

Freshpet

Who keeps dog food in a human food fridge?

& he kicks the woman out like she's not normal?



Also, Carter Sh¡thouse (or whoever they are) - Two Welsh blokes who look like "The Management" in a TV ad to say "let us make your next TV ad" affirming "it's time to show the world your business"

To my wife's annoyance, at that, I always say "I can't now, I've flushed it"
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:10 - Dec 31 with 958 viewsWeWereZombies

'Are you the type of person who knows things ?

Things like you can get a domain for free on SquareSpace ?'

Sorry, luv, but even if I did know things I wouldn't share them with you...

Poll: To make him more acceptable what should Gary O'Neill change his middle name to ?

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That kid needs a slap.... on 18:17 - Dec 31 with 945 viewswaveneyblue

That kid needs a slap.... on 12:36 - Dec 31 by Bloots

....the jumped up little turd.


He really is irritating
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:23 - Dec 31 with 932 viewsEwan_Oozami

All of them, on any platform, AI or otherwise - completely soulless, humourless and useless.

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:28 - Dec 31 with 919 viewsthebooks

The goji pasta twät who rocks up to a Korean museum and makes a twät of himself there as well. Twät.

The TikTok twät who bakes a cake for his vacant mother.

Anything to do with tech and AI should be burned to the ground in 2026.
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:36 - Dec 31 with 903 viewsBlueBadger

ALL adverts on commercial radio.

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:41 - Dec 31 with 893 viewsPerublue



Adverts you say … I’m in this one .. guess who… new year’s quiz

Poll: Should Burns or Chaplin now replace the Shefki/Pablo TWTD question of yore ?

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 19:13 - Dec 31 with 868 viewsCheltenham_Blue

As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:41 - Dec 31 by Perublue



Adverts you say … I’m in this one .. guess who… new year’s quiz


It's you with the can of Gloria isn't it?
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 19:20 - Dec 31 with 863 viewsPhilsAngels

As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:41 - Dec 31 by Perublue



Adverts you say … I’m in this one .. guess who… new year’s quiz


The guy in lane 2 getting beat?

Poll: Will there be a deadline day signing for the mens 1st team

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 19:27 - Dec 31 with 851 viewsWeWereZombies

As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:41 - Dec 31 by Perublue



Adverts you say … I’m in this one .. guess who… new year’s quiz


The bloke in the test lab finishing his coffee ? (Paul Cook tribute act)

Poll: To make him more acceptable what should Gary O'Neill change his middle name to ?

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 19:43 - Dec 31 with 840 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 18:41 - Dec 31 by Perublue



Adverts you say … I’m in this one .. guess who… new year’s quiz


The chap with the specs standing watching the first running test.

Or the voice over artist.

Poll: As we are indulging in pointless quesions. If my aunt had balls would she be ...

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 19:53 - Dec 31 with 826 viewsPerublue

There’s some great answers but none are right.

Poll: Should Burns or Chaplin now replace the Shefki/Pablo TWTD question of yore ?

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 19:56 - Dec 31 with 819 viewsTractorWood

As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 19:53 - Dec 31 by Perublue

There’s some great answers but none are right.


Domino hoo hoo?

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 20:15 - Dec 31 with 797 viewsIndependentlyBlue

As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 12:23 - Dec 31 by BessacarrBlue

The ‘on the beach’ advert voiced by McGuinness where the tubby lad needs to leave the buffet alone


God, that winds me up every time l see it. So much that is wrong with society wrapped up in that ‘family’. Horrible bunch of entitled, superior, smug, mememe, shi-ites. Hope they all drown in the pool with a complimentary croissant stuck in their throat

Phew, that feels better

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 20:44 - Dec 31 with 776 viewscressi

Advert makes me laugh is the sun life one where they sit there naked even the dog is shaven making their youngsters squirm.
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As a follow up to the New Year is not news thread on 21:38 - Dec 31 with 741 viewsMercian

One from The 2006 World Cup from TXU Energy. It was shown every time an ITV match went to and finished an advert break and was only about 5 seconds long. "Where do they get their energy from?" Quite witty the first time only to make me want to throw my first generation flat screen telly out of the window as the tournament went on. And then they sponsered our shirts. GRRR.
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