| The most pointless things in sport ... 08:32 - Jul 15 with 1245 views | Keno |
Norwich City
3rd/4th play off matches
Losers ribbons
Rugby League
what else you got then |  |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 08:33 - Jul 15 with 1245 views | BlueBadger |
Norwich City FC
Speedway
Mandatory hydration breaks in football
Jack Grealish
The Scottish international football team [Post edited 15 Jul 8:50]
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 08:44 - Jul 15 with 1169 views | Churchman |
Fireworks before football matches
Shaking hands with an opponent before a game. One minute later you’ll be trying to get him sent off or on a stretcher
Pundits
VAR
Norwich City
Sam Matterface
Silly little cones to sit spare footballs on
Premier League song/anthem
Going back to the studio after the adverts for one line of dribble before going back to the adverts
Norwich City Trophy shelf (small) |  | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:00 - Jul 15 with 1119 views | flykickingbybgunn |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 08:44 - Jul 15 by Churchman |
Fireworks before football matches
Shaking hands with an opponent before a game. One minute later you’ll be trying to get him sent off or on a stretcher
Pundits
VAR
Norwich City
Sam Matterface
Silly little cones to sit spare footballs on
Premier League song/anthem
Going back to the studio after the adverts for one line of dribble before going back to the adverts
Norwich City Trophy shelf (small) |
Them 8 blokes that stand on the pitch at halftime.
The 300 or so stewards trying to stop a pitch invasion when we have just won promotion.
But I do look forward to the January hydration breaks with tea and biscuits. |  | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:10 - Jul 15 with 1075 views | Pinewoodblue |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 08:44 - Jul 15 by Churchman |
Fireworks before football matches
Shaking hands with an opponent before a game. One minute later you’ll be trying to get him sent off or on a stretcher
Pundits
VAR
Norwich City
Sam Matterface
Silly little cones to sit spare footballs on
Premier League song/anthem
Going back to the studio after the adverts for one line of dribble before going back to the adverts
Norwich City Trophy shelf (small) |
One, still to come, halftime entertainment, scheduled for 11 minutes but will probably be nearer 30. |  |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:14 - Jul 15 with 1065 views | TractorCam |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 08:44 - Jul 15 by Churchman |
Fireworks before football matches
Shaking hands with an opponent before a game. One minute later you’ll be trying to get him sent off or on a stretcher
Pundits
VAR
Norwich City
Sam Matterface
Silly little cones to sit spare footballs on
Premier League song/anthem
Going back to the studio after the adverts for one line of dribble before going back to the adverts
Norwich City Trophy shelf (small) |
"Going back to the studio after the adverts for one line of dribble before going back to the adverts"
Just why do they come back for five seconds, cut to a gambling ad, to then return to the game? |  |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:16 - Jul 15 with 1050 views | bluelagos |
Corporate hospitality |  |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:17 - Jul 15 with 1047 views | farkenhell |
Agree with the first three, but what's wrong with Rugby League? |  | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:21 - Jul 15 with 1044 views | _CliveBaker_ |
Blackburn Rovers sending out a bloke in a cagoule at half time to drain the Suez Canal with a chip fork. |  | | |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:28 - Jul 15 with 1019 views | NthQldITFC |
Your post all runs together in table view index as:
The most pointless things in sport ...
Norwich City 3rd/4th play off matches Losers ribbons Rugby League
I genuinely thought that was all one thing, until I got to the Rugby League bit.
btw. Rugby League is a fantastic, dynamic sport, more reliably entertaining than football, and way more entertaining than Rugby Onion. |  |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:28 - Jul 15 with 1023 views | bsw72 |
Horse racing.
As for "Losers Ribbons" - There's no such thing. Nobody at the ribbon factory is stitching "you didn't win, mate" onto satin. They print 1st, 2nd, 3rd and "participant," full stop. What gets called a "loser's ribbon" is just leftover stock that never found a position to attach itself to, sitting in a bin, wondering where it all went wrong. |  | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:32 - Jul 15 with 996 views | bsw72 |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:00 - Jul 15 by flykickingbybgunn |
Them 8 blokes that stand on the pitch at halftime.
The 300 or so stewards trying to stop a pitch invasion when we have just won promotion.
But I do look forward to the January hydration breaks with tea and biscuits. |
Technically those 300 or so stewards serve a significant purpose - they cover the club from an insurance and legal claim aspect, as does the announcer telling people not to go on the pitch. | | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:40 - Jul 15 with 973 views | NthQldITFC |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:28 - Jul 15 by bsw72 |
Horse racing.
As for "Losers Ribbons" - There's no such thing. Nobody at the ribbon factory is stitching "you didn't win, mate" onto satin. They print 1st, 2nd, 3rd and "participant," full stop. What gets called a "loser's ribbon" is just leftover stock that never found a position to attach itself to, sitting in a bin, wondering where it all went wrong. |
Oddly, the first in your list come in all colours bar yellow and green, whilst the last come only in yellow and green. | |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 11:26 - Jul 15 with 827 views | Churchman |
West ‘Am won the World Cup. No they didn’t
Tennis. All of it
Lino’s being called Assistant Referees
Formula 1.
Scotland’s football team
Roy Keane
Building ‘new’ Wembley where they did | | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 11:27 - Jul 15 with 828 views | solemio |
I assume that in the context of this thread the people talking of dribble actually mean drivel. | | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 11:49 - Jul 15 with 785 views | Swansea_Blue |
A bit harsh on Norwich, as they probably serve a purpose in reuniting the family every couple of weeks. There won’t be many venue large enough to hold all the sister wives.
Their trophy cabinet on the other hand…
- The pendants teams sometime swap before games
- And a personal one. Any club longer than a 5 wood or 5 iron in golf. |  |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 11:54 - Jul 15 with 775 views | MattinLondon |
3rd/4th place playoff matches in tournaments. |  | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 12:28 - Jul 15 with 735 views | NthQldITFC |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 11:49 - Jul 15 by Swansea_Blue |
A bit harsh on Norwich, as they probably serve a purpose in reuniting the family every couple of weeks. There won’t be many venue large enough to hold all the sister wives.
Their trophy cabinet on the other hand…
- The pendants teams sometime swap before games
- And a personal one. Any club longer than a 5 wood or 5 iron in golf. |
It's pennants, not pendants... and I'm a pedant AND a peasant. | |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 12:40 - Jul 15 with 712 views | MattinLondon |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 12:28 - Jul 15 by NthQldITFC |
It's pennants, not pendants... and I'm a pedant AND a peasant. |
A peanut pecking pendent peasant? | | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 12:45 - Jul 15 with 706 views | The_Major |
The fact that there was a 3/4th place match in the FA Cup for a handful of years is utterly barmy. And as for celebration paraphernalia that never gets used because the team lost, I do still have visions of some poor soul having to clamber up on to the roof of the Cobbold to remove those fireworks if it had all gone wrong against QPR, and then we stuffed up the play offs |  | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 12:47 - Jul 15 with 697 views | leitrimblue |
Any other smokers enjoying the extra smoke break between the first and 2nd quarters and 3rd and 4thquarters in the football?
Most considerate I find
Hope they do the same with premier league |  | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 14:39 - Jul 15 with 607 views | hoppy |
Seats at away matches |  |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 19:27 - Jul 15 with 476 views | Woolfenthen |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 14:39 - Jul 15 by hoppy |
Seats at away matches |
talking to and warning/telling off players prior to a corner kick |  | | |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 19:40 - Jul 15 with 455 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
Mark Fish.
Obviously |  |
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| The most pointless things in sport ... on 12:13 - Jul 18 with 202 views | peterleeblue |
| The most pointless things in sport ... on 09:10 - Jul 15 by Pinewoodblue |
One, still to come, halftime entertainment, scheduled for 11 minutes but will probably be nearer 30. |
I've often wondered why Sam Matterface gets such a rough ride?
I agree he isn't the best but there have been far worse commentators.
His employers Talksport and ITV obviously believe in him. |  | | |
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