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I assume everyone got the government alert? 19:02 - Aug 14 with 5990 viewspointofblue

A bit worrying it's even necessary for them to ask people to... basically do the obvious, especially in the middle of a heat wave.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 with 3430 viewsLesta_Tractor

Midway through dinner, nearly dropped my sausage

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 with 3416 viewschicoazul

There is a risk of fire, wow I had no idea thanks

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:04 - Aug 14 with 3400 viewsDanTheMan

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 by chicoazul

There is a risk of fire, wow I had no idea thanks


You forget how many complete idiots there are.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:06 - Aug 14 with 3342 viewsDubtractor

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:04 - Aug 14 by DanTheMan

You forget how many complete idiots there are.


Exactly what I was going to say.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:07 - Aug 14 with 3318 viewsSenatorBlue

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 by Lesta_Tractor

Midway through dinner, nearly dropped my sausage


Barbecued?
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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:07 - Aug 14 with 3318 viewsTrequartista

Thought we'd signed Palacios - it would be that important a signing.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:07 - Aug 14 with 3309 viewschicoazul

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:04 - Aug 14 by DanTheMan

You forget how many complete idiots there are.


Fair point

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:08 - Aug 14 with 3295 viewsBloomBlue

My brother lived near Dartford for years, nearly every other year they had a massive fire on the heath and the fire service always felt the fires were started by someone flicking a lighted cigarette out of a vehicle window - some cannot even understand the obvious things you shouldn't in hot summers
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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:09 - Aug 14 with 3253 viewsBrianTablet

And now everyone is going to do the obvious, turn off surprise alerts as they are incredibly dangerous while driving.
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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:12 - Aug 14 with 3187 viewsGlasgowBlue

Didn't get one up here.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:13 - Aug 14 with 3172 viewsRonFearonsHair

Phew. I was worried for a moment it was an alert to say Harry Clarke had left.
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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:13 - Aug 14 with 3167 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Nope, flying under the radar!

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:16 - Aug 14 with 3127 viewsurbanpenguin

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 by Lesta_Tractor

Midway through dinner, nearly dropped my sausage


You eat early!

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:17 - Aug 14 with 3113 viewsarmchaircritic59

I did, though I obviously missed the alert that told us we would be getting an alert :)
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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:19 - Aug 14 with 3086 viewsSitfcB

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:17 - Aug 14 by armchaircritic59

I did, though I obviously missed the alert that told us we would be getting an alert :)


Andy sent it out without warning the sneaky little minx.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:22 - Aug 14 with 3046 viewsLesta_Tractor

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:16 - Aug 14 by urbanpenguin

You eat early!


Curse of having a toddler

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:23 - Aug 14 with 3030 viewsNthQldITFC

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:22 - Aug 14 by Lesta_Tractor

Curse of having a toddler


Yes, they're a lot to digest if you eat them after 6pm.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:24 - Aug 14 with 3024 viewsLesta_Tractor

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:23 - Aug 14 by NthQldITFC

Yes, they're a lot to digest if you eat them after 6pm.


Indeed, probably going to be messy tomorrow morning

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:25 - Aug 14 with 3014 viewsbluelagos

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:13 - Aug 14 by BanksterDebtSlave

Nope, flying under the radar!


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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:27 - Aug 14 with 2993 viewsredrickstuhaart

Unfortunately people are stupid and arrogant.

That said.... they did an emergency alert?!!! Why FFS. Absolutely pathetic. Glad I turned mine off when they first brought it in.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:28 - Aug 14 with 2976 viewsThe_Major

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:34 - Aug 14 with 2913 viewsarmchaircritic59

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:19 - Aug 14 by SitfcB

Andy sent it out without warning the sneaky little minx.


Well, at least he has an appropriate surname :)
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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:35 - Aug 14 with 2901 viewsKing_of_Portman_Rd

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 by Lesta_Tractor

Midway through dinner, nearly dropped my sausage


From a disposal barbecue in the local park?
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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:37 - Aug 14 with 2873 viewsLesta_Tractor

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:35 - Aug 14 by King_of_Portman_Rd

From a disposal barbecue in the local park?


Learned about "total fire ban" days living in Melbourne.

I've put the charcoal BBQ back in the garage and wheeled out the gas BBQ instead.
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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:41 - Aug 14 with 2812 viewsJohn_Warks_Willy

To be fair. It certainly got my attention as pretty irritating, but therefore effective in me getting the message.

Made me think about bbqs though 🤤

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