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Your "Superpower" of choice......? 16:34 - Nov 20 with 2000 viewsBloots

.....I'd go for invisibility at will.

It would open up potential for all types of shenanigans.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 16:35 - Nov 20 with 1802 viewsBluefish

I expect most of them will choose to have my football knowledge

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 16:37 - Nov 20 with 1805 viewsDubtractor

Is time travel a superpower?

I'm going for that either way.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 16:38 - Nov 20 with 1808 viewsbluelagos

You'll recall the joke about Superman at the superhero convention, taking advantage of superwoman, having spotted her naked and legs apart on the sunlounger.

"Bet she got a shock" says Spiderman

"Yeah, but not as much as the invisible man did."

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 16:38 - Nov 20 with 1803 viewsSpruceMoose

The ability to guess whatever password I liked. I'd log in as Phil and have a field day.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 16:46 - Nov 20 with 1776 viewsKeno

Mind reading

Or the ability to sack Paul Lambert

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My puppy..... on 17:25 - Nov 20 with 1751 viewsBloots

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 16:35 - Nov 20 by Bluefish

I expect most of them will choose to have my football knowledge


....has got your football knowledge sunbeam.

And she's a girl.

And a dog.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 17:28 - Nov 20 with 1747 viewsgiant_stow

Interstella travel to any corner of the universe and no worries about breathing.not getting burnt to a crisp or frozen solid.

ta!

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My puppy..... on 17:33 - Nov 20 with 1718 viewsBluefish

My puppy..... on 17:25 - Nov 20 by Bloots

....has got your football knowledge sunbeam.

And she's a girl.

And a dog.


Alex Scott is a girl

And very attractive

And winds up gammon better than we do

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 17:35 - Nov 20 with 1729 viewsMattinLondon

Jedi mind trick. The potential for fun will be limitless - well until boredom sets in.
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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 17:43 - Nov 20 with 1717 viewsSpruceMoose

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 17:28 - Nov 20 by giant_stow

Interstella travel to any corner of the universe and no worries about breathing.not getting burnt to a crisp or frozen solid.

ta!


You could travel to the furthest corners of the universe, comb through uncharted space, even slip into parallel dimensions, and you'll still never, ever, find anywhere in which Norwich have won some silverware.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:01 - Nov 20 with 1679 viewseastangliaisblue

The power to reverse Brexit.
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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:04 - Nov 20 with 1667 viewsgiant_stow

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 17:43 - Nov 20 by SpruceMoose

You could travel to the furthest corners of the universe, comb through uncharted space, even slip into parallel dimensions, and you'll still never, ever, find anywhere in which Norwich have won some silverware.


decent effort!

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:05 - Nov 20 with 1667 viewsitfcjoe

Something like the movie Jumper - you can instantly go anywhere you’ve ever previously been too

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:20 - Nov 20 with 1630 viewsEnigma_Blue

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 16:35 - Nov 20 by Bluefish

I expect most of them will choose to have my football knowledge


The pace and football ability of Super Super Gwion Edwards.
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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:22 - Nov 20 with 1629 viewsIpswichBoyBlue

Invisibility would be mine of choice as well. Would work better once the clothes shops are back open though.
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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:25 - Nov 20 with 1624 viewsFtnfwest

Well despite everything it would probably still be the US over Russia and china
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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:32 - Nov 20 with 1596 viewsBluefish

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:20 - Nov 20 by Enigma_Blue

The pace and football ability of Super Super Gwion Edwards.


The 2nd part should be achievable

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 08:57 - Nov 21 with 1474 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The ability to fill things. So I could fill my plate with the finest food, fill my car with petrol, fill my bank account with money... and if someone was about to attack me I could fill their bladder. etc.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 09:01 - Nov 21 with 1470 viewsNthQldITFC

CCCP

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 09:29 - Nov 21 with 1436 viewscatch74

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 08:57 - Nov 21 by The_Flashing_Smile

The ability to fill things. So I could fill my plate with the finest food, fill my car with petrol, fill my bank account with money... and if someone was about to attack me I could fill their bladder. etc.


That’s a good one, I could make my wife happy.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 09:35 - Nov 21 with 1427 viewsNthQldITFC

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 09:29 - Nov 21 by catch74

That’s a good one, I could make my wife happy.


Yes, sorry about that.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 09:46 - Nov 21 with 1421 viewsKropotkin123

Regenerative immortality would be nice.

Phasing would be another high up on the list. It kind of means you can fly too, as you can just phase through air.

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 09:49 - Nov 21 with 1418 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 18:22 - Nov 20 by IpswichBoyBlue

Invisibility would be mine of choice as well. Would work better once the clothes shops are back open though.


It seems your wish was granted!

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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 10:05 - Nov 21 with 1402 viewsvapour_trail

A banhammer.

I’d rid of us of <redacted>, <redacted blue> and <redacted blue> with immediate effect.

Trailing vapour since 1999.
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Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 10:08 - Nov 21 with 1393 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Your "Superpower" of choice......? on 09:46 - Nov 21 by Kropotkin123

Regenerative immortality would be nice.

Phasing would be another high up on the list. It kind of means you can fly too, as you can just phase through air.


Immortality would be a curse. You would get to see everyone you ever loved die.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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