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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly 09:13 - Apr 15 with 4171 viewsLord_Lucan

By all accounts professional idiot Prince Andrew wanted to dip into his Mr Ben dressing up box and become an Admiral for the day and there were questions about what lost soul Henry would be wearing - so she has declared no one is zapping into their military attire and everyone will be wearing civvies.

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:21 - Apr 15 with 2680 viewsIpswichKnight

Saw a great tweet earlier, someone had posted an interview the nations creepy uncle Andrew had given and the actual FBI replied with “ah so he is giving interviews then”
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:22 - Apr 15 with 2653 viewsnoggin

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:21 - Apr 15 by IpswichKnight

Saw a great tweet earlier, someone had posted an interview the nations creepy uncle Andrew had given and the actual FBI replied with “ah so he is giving interviews then”


The 'actual' FBI?

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:23 - Apr 15 with 2636 viewsIpswichKnight

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:22 - Apr 15 by noggin

The 'actual' FBI?


Not a parody account I mean!
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:24 - Apr 15 with 2627 viewsDanTheMan

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:23 - Apr 15 by IpswichKnight

Not a parody account I mean!


https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-fbi-twitter/fact-check-the-fbi-did-not

It didn't happen.

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:27 - Apr 15 with 2599 viewsJakeITFC

Never really understood the whole Royal Family/military tie-up.
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:37 - Apr 15 with 2548 viewsHARRY10

Have a look at photos of Lord Porchester and Andrew

rather uncanny resemblance
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:37 - Apr 15 with 2538 viewsBluefish

Well she has earned her money today then.......

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:45 - Apr 15 with 2495 viewsMattinLondon

What is she going to do next? Ban pizza from the buffet?
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:50 - Apr 15 with 2450 viewsMullet

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:27 - Apr 15 by JakeITFC

Never really understood the whole Royal Family/military tie-up.


It's to link service and patriotism to them. People buy into it massively as a coverall too. It's another thin strand in justifying their existence. Lots of elements of the armed forces have monarchy-led titles too which helps embed it I guess.

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:54 - Apr 15 with 2421 viewsartsbossbeard

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:50 - Apr 15 by Mullet

It's to link service and patriotism to them. People buy into it massively as a coverall too. It's another thin strand in justifying their existence. Lots of elements of the armed forces have monarchy-led titles too which helps embed it I guess.


I was v impressed with Eddie's medal haul from about a month of service.

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:01 - Apr 15 with 2371 viewsLord_Lucan

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:54 - Apr 15 by artsbossbeard

I was v impressed with Eddie's medal haul from about a month of service.


I think they were from The Royal Olympics

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:01 - Apr 15 with 2364 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I imagine it gave her a sleepless night... well done her Madge ('s advisors).

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:04 - Apr 15 with 2346 viewsLord_Lucan

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:01 - Apr 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

I imagine it gave her a sleepless night... well done her Madge ('s advisors).


While you are here Steve, my neighbours tree was too big for his garden and the roots came up and started to displace my driveway and is / was killing my hedge.

I got the fat bastard to chop it down but he hasn't taken the roots out - so I guess that is down to me. Is it a big job do you think?

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:06 - Apr 15 with 2333 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:04 - Apr 15 by Lord_Lucan

While you are here Steve, my neighbours tree was too big for his garden and the roots came up and started to displace my driveway and is / was killing my hedge.

I got the fat bastard to chop it down but he hasn't taken the roots out - so I guess that is down to me. Is it a big job do you think?


Depends how big the roots are... :)

Edit...what sort of tree, it may grow back!
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:08 - Apr 15 with 2317 viewsLord_Lucan

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:06 - Apr 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

Depends how big the roots are... :)

Edit...what sort of tree, it may grow back!
[Post edited 15 Apr 2021 10:07]


Is that your kind of work and do you operate a socialist friendly hourly rate?

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:13 - Apr 15 with 2275 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:08 - Apr 15 by Lord_Lucan

Is that your kind of work and do you operate a socialist friendly hourly rate?


Definitely not...sorry!
.....and yes.
The slow option to your problem is to use a chainsaw to score a grid inside the stump and then fill with roundup weed killer, cover and wait until the roots die and become easier to deal with. Manyana innit!

Edit....tarmac driveway?
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:16 - Apr 15 with 2256 viewsWD19

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 09:37 - Apr 15 by HARRY10

Have a look at photos of Lord Porchester and Andrew

rather uncanny resemblance


Porchester looks more like Paul Cook.
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:23 - Apr 15 with 2225 viewsLord_Lucan

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:13 - Apr 15 by BanksterDebtSlave

Definitely not...sorry!
.....and yes.
The slow option to your problem is to use a chainsaw to score a grid inside the stump and then fill with roundup weed killer, cover and wait until the roots die and become easier to deal with. Manyana innit!

Edit....tarmac driveway?
[Post edited 15 Apr 2021 10:13]


Which bit of the yes and no relates to socialist rates and which to whether it's your sort of job?

This is not my driveway but these are the sort of slabs I have. I would imagine they are fairly easy to lift and then dig a hole, cut the roots and re lay.

Jobs a goodn



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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:24 - Apr 15 with 2215 viewsTractorWood

Apart from the 730 armed forces members, presumably.

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:35 - Apr 15 with 2170 viewsBlueBadger

What would have made it really awkward is Andy insisting on bringing a date.

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:38 - Apr 15 with 2155 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:23 - Apr 15 by Lord_Lucan

Which bit of the yes and no relates to socialist rates and which to whether it's your sort of job?

This is not my driveway but these are the sort of slabs I have. I would imagine they are fairly easy to lift and then dig a hole, cut the roots and re lay.

Jobs a goodn




Not the way around you would like sorry!
Looks like a job for a traveller!

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 11:01 - Apr 15 with 2099 viewsHARRY10

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:35 - Apr 15 by BlueBadger

What would have made it really awkward is Andy insisting on bringing a date.


yes, might be a 'teeny' bit awkward that
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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 11:12 - Apr 15 with 2044 viewsKeno

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 10:01 - Apr 15 by Lord_Lucan

I think they were from The Royal Olympics


Dont you mean the Royal Its a Knock out?

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 11:13 - Apr 15 with 2038 viewsLord_Lucan

Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 11:12 - Apr 15 by Keno

Dont you mean the Royal Its a Knock out?


That's the one

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Her Maj has diffused a bit of a situation brilliantly on 11:16 - Apr 15 with 2029 viewsGlasgowBlue

Meghan Markle has just released a statement saying that the Archbishop of Canterbury had carried out Phil's funeral service in secret three days previously.

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