| 5x people types that I'll never get on with 09:14 - Dec 9 with 26593 views | artsbossbeard |
1. People, who on entering a bar, grab themselves a beer without offering other parties members a drink "I could see from the bar you had over a half pint left".
2. People who don't like sport. I can understand footy but not all sports.
3. People who fully valet their cars every weekend.
4. People who wear black shoes with jeans.
5. People with tattoos above the neck line. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:33 - Dec 9 with 5516 views | caught-in-limbo |
1. jugglers
2. jockeys
3. jailers
4. jewellers
5. people called Jade |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:35 - Dec 9 with 5518 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:24 - Dec 9 by Pendejo |
Understand where you are coming from... spent 2 years unemployed a few years under paid when money was too tight to mention.
HOWEVER
Rather than be sneaky, best to lay out the circumstances in advance ["manage expectations"]... as long as one doesn't expect to benefit from a round. |
Although..........never be too proud to accept a little 'charity'. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:02 - Dec 9 with 5478 views | lowhouseblue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:33 - Dec 9 by caught-in-limbo |
1. jugglers
2. jockeys
3. jailers
4. jewellers
5. people called Jade |
but not joggers? |  |
| And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:04 - Dec 9 with 5481 views | BrixtonBlue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:06 - Dec 9 by strikalite |
9.25. People scoffing popcorn in a cinema, god that grinds my gears big time sitting next to them...
Then they put the huge fcking tub down and you think thank god they've finished....then ten minutes later oh no it's back out again  |
I nearly put that as well.
Also, after putting it down, up comes a Slush Puppy or milkshake and they're slurping on that.
How people can't survive for a couple of hours in a cinema without stuffing their faces is beyond me. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:05 - Dec 9 with 5478 views | BrixtonBlue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:14 - Dec 9 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Is 10 people who put crisps in their sandwiches on the tube ? |
I think that's illegal. | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:05 - Dec 9 with 5477 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:33 - Dec 9 by caught-in-limbo |
1. jugglers
2. jockeys
3. jailers
4. jewellers
5. people called Jade |
With you on 1 and 5. | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:08 - Dec 9 with 5482 views | tractorboy1978 |
People that post pictures of their food on social networking sites.
People that put about 23p in a work collection - I'd rather you didn't bother.
People that are incapable of having a couple of casual beers, every occasion has to turn into 10 Jagerbombs, 10 shots of sambucca and rolling in at 3am. |  | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:09 - Dec 9 with 5466 views | caught-in-limbo |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:02 - Dec 9 by lowhouseblue |
but not joggers? |
Many of my best friends are joggers, well, they're not exactly friends but they're all right. | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:17 - Dec 9 with 5462 views | The_Romford_Blue |
1) People who preach vegetarianism/veganism.
2) People who, no matter how packed the train is, can't survive without pulling out a Bl00dy massive book for 15 minutes.
3) People who take their whole weekly shop to the self service checkout AND don't let you then go in front even if you only have a packet of barstard donuts and a poxy packet of cookies. Inconsiderate ARSEH0LES |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:35 - Dec 9 with 5432 views | factual_blue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:54 - Dec 9 by BrixtonBlue |
People who offer to pay if YOU go to the bar grind my gears. If you're paying, go to the bar you lazy git. Why should i have to stand around trying to get served, remembering the round, then carrying them back to the table because you're too important to bother with such menial tasks?! I'm not your fecking waitor. |
If you work for somebody with a gong, this is what will happen. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:52 - Dec 9 with 5423 views | BlueBadger |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:17 - Dec 9 by The_Romford_Blue |
1) People who preach vegetarianism/veganism.
2) People who, no matter how packed the train is, can't survive without pulling out a Bl00dy massive book for 15 minutes.
3) People who take their whole weekly shop to the self service checkout AND don't let you then go in front even if you only have a packet of barstard donuts and a poxy packet of cookies. Inconsiderate ARSEH0LES |
4) People who can't count to 5? |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:53 - Dec 9 with 5417 views | MJallday |
sorry arty, you and i cant be friends.
i love cleaning my car |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 12:04 - Dec 9 with 5400 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 11:52 - Dec 9 by BlueBadger |
4) People who can't count to 5? |
There's only three types of people in this world Badger... those that can count and those that can't. | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 12:07 - Dec 9 with 5393 views | BlueBadger |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 12:04 - Dec 9 by The_Romford_Blue |
There's only three types of people in this world Badger... those that can count and those that can't. |
Nonsense, there's 10. Those that understand how binary works and those that don't. | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 12:20 - Dec 9 with 5375 views | brogansnose |
11.
People that put their bags on the train seat beside them in the hope that you go and sit elsewhere. Has your bag paid for a ticket you discourteous, ignorant, selfish mofo ? |  | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 12:44 - Dec 9 with 5350 views | Rocky |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 12:20 - Dec 9 by brogansnose |
11.
People that put their bags on the train seat beside them in the hope that you go and sit elsewhere. Has your bag paid for a ticket you discourteous, ignorant, selfish mofo ? |
We have a winner. |  | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 12:58 - Dec 9 with 5334 views | GavTWTD |
Wouldn't 4 depend on what colour jeans? |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 13:16 - Dec 9 with 5314 views | Pendejo |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 12:58 - Dec 9 by GavTWTD |
Wouldn't 4 depend on what colour jeans? |
Good point, though surely "Jeans" implies a blue material [from very light to very dark] and any other colour should be qualified.
Black shoes are usually formal wear aren't they? Thus should not be seen with jeans. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 13:20 - Dec 9 with 5311 views | Illinoisblue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:29 - Dec 9 by artsbossbeard |
This gives me another one.
6. People who use the initials of a football position rather than the whole thing. "Skuse is a decent CDM but..." |
People actually use those terms in conversation? |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 13:30 - Dec 9 with 5290 views | artsbossbeard |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 13:20 - Dec 9 by Illinoisblue |
People actually use those terms in conversation? |
Mainly FIFA playing youngsters but yes. Sad times. | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 14:14 - Dec 9 with 5257 views | Coastalblue |
People who stand outside by the smoking shelter, talking to a smoker and complaining about the smell of smoke.
People who cycle wearing headphones. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 14:39 - Dec 9 with 5230 views | noggin |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:17 - Dec 9 by Dubtractor |
Number 4 is the worst of that lot.
They probably wear a suit jacket at the same time. |
Nice pair of Levis with half inch turn-up, red socks and black weejuns is very smart. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 14:45 - Dec 9 with 5223 views | Lord_Lucan |
People that order coffee in pubs.
Groups of women who order individual drinks in pubs.
Women in pubs.
People who moan about smoking in beer gardens.
People. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 14:46 - Dec 9 with 5221 views | giant_stow |
Oh can I play?
People who get to the front of a shop queue and only.then take out their wallet purse, fiddle around then carefully place the change back into the right compartments. You may feel organised and clever but you're ruining my life while you do it, fckbags. [Post edited 9 Dec 2017 14:51]
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 14:52 - Dec 9 with 5211 views | Lord_Lucan |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:34 - Dec 9 by m14_blue |
6. People who go on a night out or away day and actually keep track on who owes who money for rounds etc... life's too short. |
A whip is the answer.
6/ people in a whip who drink stupid drinks twice the price of the norm. | |
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