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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done 18:42 - Feb 26 with 35019 viewsbluelagos

1. Got a fine for driving with my arm out of the window
2. Lost all my windows to a Nigerian arms depot exploding
3. Fell down a man hole and had the lid land on top spending a good 15 minutes stuck before getting rescued (was about 6)

[Post edited 26 Feb 2020 18:51]

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:10 - Feb 27 with 2043 viewsartsbossbeard

Completed The Rubik Cube in 21 seconds and still have the school certificate to confirm this feat.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:14 - Feb 27 with 2021 viewsClareBlue

Missed an overnight train that I was booked on with my son from Sofia to Istanbul due to platform confusion, that subsequently derailed and 24 people died.

Same trip missed a road collapse by minutes when on a trip up the mountains - first on scene after collapse

And next week in Bergamo with the wife and left an outside cafe and seconds later a balcony above collapsed onto the table we had been sitting at.
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:15 - Feb 27 with 2010 viewsartsbossbeard

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:14 - Feb 27 by ClareBlue

Missed an overnight train that I was booked on with my son from Sofia to Istanbul due to platform confusion, that subsequently derailed and 24 people died.

Same trip missed a road collapse by minutes when on a trip up the mountains - first on scene after collapse

And next week in Bergamo with the wife and left an outside cafe and seconds later a balcony above collapsed onto the table we had been sitting at.


Was the on set catering good when you were filming Final Destination?

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:17 - Feb 27 with 2006 viewsSuperblue95

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:14 - Feb 27 by ClareBlue

Missed an overnight train that I was booked on with my son from Sofia to Istanbul due to platform confusion, that subsequently derailed and 24 people died.

Same trip missed a road collapse by minutes when on a trip up the mountains - first on scene after collapse

And next week in Bergamo with the wife and left an outside cafe and seconds later a balcony above collapsed onto the table we had been sitting at.


Sounds like they could make a new Final Destination movie based on your life

My hobbies include being quiet during trips, clapping with songs, and diabetes.
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:17 - Feb 27 with 2004 viewsClareBlue

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:14 - Feb 27 by ClareBlue

Missed an overnight train that I was booked on with my son from Sofia to Istanbul due to platform confusion, that subsequently derailed and 24 people died.

Same trip missed a road collapse by minutes when on a trip up the mountains - first on scene after collapse

And next week in Bergamo with the wife and left an outside cafe and seconds later a balcony above collapsed onto the table we had been sitting at.


Puts rotation policies into perspective
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:18 - Feb 27 with 1999 viewsSuperblue95

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:15 - Feb 27 by artsbossbeard

Was the on set catering good when you were filming Final Destination?


Dammit. Way too slow

My hobbies include being quiet during trips, clapping with songs, and diabetes.
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:22 - Feb 27 with 1971 viewsClareBlue

I was so pissed about missing the train - all 80 Euro of it .....
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:30 - Feb 27 with 1952 viewsnoggin

1. Been infected with Psittacosis.
2. Successfully resuscitated another human being (several times)
3. Been a runner for a member of the royal family. Jogging after the car so that I could open the door when it stopped at several points. Apparently, this was an honour.
4. Lived in a complex of flats, in the middle east, that was later bombed by terrorists, killing many US soldiers.
5. Been in a pub when it's windows were blown out by an IRA car bomb.
[Post edited 27 Feb 2020 12:35]

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:45 - Feb 27 with 1911 viewsBlueStreak

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 11:56 - Feb 27 by artsbossbeard

Tabletop Mountain must've looked like Everest to you.


oi oi
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:46 - Feb 27 with 1904 viewsRyorry

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:14 - Feb 27 by ClareBlue

Missed an overnight train that I was booked on with my son from Sofia to Istanbul due to platform confusion, that subsequently derailed and 24 people died.

Same trip missed a road collapse by minutes when on a trip up the mountains - first on scene after collapse

And next week in Bergamo with the wife and left an outside cafe and seconds later a balcony above collapsed onto the table we had been sitting at.


Still 6 lives left then!

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:50 - Feb 27 with 1894 viewsRyorry

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:30 - Feb 27 by noggin

1. Been infected with Psittacosis.
2. Successfully resuscitated another human being (several times)
3. Been a runner for a member of the royal family. Jogging after the car so that I could open the door when it stopped at several points. Apparently, this was an honour.
4. Lived in a complex of flats, in the middle east, that was later bombed by terrorists, killing many US soldiers.
5. Been in a pub when it's windows were blown out by an IRA car bomb.
[Post edited 27 Feb 2020 12:35]


Was 5. The Horse & Groom in Guildford? (not that I know the details of that other than it was bombed).

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 13:06 - Feb 27 with 1870 viewsnoggin

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:50 - Feb 27 by Ryorry

Was 5. The Horse & Groom in Guildford? (not that I know the details of that other than it was bombed).


No, nobody was killed in this one, thankfully.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 13:18 - Feb 27 with 1845 viewsLord_Lucan

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:30 - Feb 27 by noggin

1. Been infected with Psittacosis.
2. Successfully resuscitated another human being (several times)
3. Been a runner for a member of the royal family. Jogging after the car so that I could open the door when it stopped at several points. Apparently, this was an honour.
4. Lived in a complex of flats, in the middle east, that was later bombed by terrorists, killing many US soldiers.
5. Been in a pub when it's windows were blown out by an IRA car bomb.
[Post edited 27 Feb 2020 12:35]


I posted earlier that I was standing next to a car bomb for hours selling balloons at The Lammas Fair, well the evening before two pipe bombs had failed to go off in pubs which I was in

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ruc-free-man-held-over-ballycastle-bomb-1.394894

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 13:23 - Feb 27 with 1820 viewsnoggin

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 13:18 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan

I posted earlier that I was standing next to a car bomb for hours selling balloons at The Lammas Fair, well the evening before two pipe bombs had failed to go off in pubs which I was in

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ruc-free-man-held-over-ballycastle-bomb-1.394894


Lucky escape.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 14:49 - Feb 27 with 1768 viewsJohnWarksTash

This has to be the post of the year! Loving reading the replies....ok here is mine..

1. Turned down the opportunity to join a band at school who eventually won many Brit awards because I had Scouts on rehearsal nights.

2. Missed getting on The Herald of Free Enterprise because my friends in France had flu.

3. Played in a five a side team with a chap called Phil Ham
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 14:58 - Feb 27 with 1749 viewsBrixtonBlue

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 14:49 - Feb 27 by JohnWarksTash

This has to be the post of the year! Loving reading the replies....ok here is mine..

1. Turned down the opportunity to join a band at school who eventually won many Brit awards because I had Scouts on rehearsal nights.

2. Missed getting on The Herald of Free Enterprise because my friends in France had flu.

3. Played in a five a side team with a chap called Phil Ham


What was the band?

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 15:00 - Feb 27 with 1753 viewsRyorry

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 14:49 - Feb 27 by JohnWarksTash

This has to be the post of the year! Loving reading the replies....ok here is mine..

1. Turned down the opportunity to join a band at school who eventually won many Brit awards because I had Scouts on rehearsal nights.

2. Missed getting on The Herald of Free Enterprise because my friends in France had flu.

3. Played in a five a side team with a chap called Phil Ham


3. Obviously surpasses anything else written on this thread so far ...

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 15:00 - Feb 27 with 1752 viewsJohnWarksTash

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 14:58 - Feb 27 by BrixtonBlue

What was the band?


The Darkness....good old Lowestoft boys :)
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:06 - Feb 27 with 1689 viewstractordownsouth

1) Somehow sat on a sewing machine and gave myself a temporary second arsehole
2) Asked John Barnes to do the World In Motion Rap on stage at Butlins during a football tournament award ceremony
3) Have never got injured playing football but once broke my foot at a football match about 5 yards away from my seat after buying a KitKat and had to get carried out on a wheelchair up the terrace

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:46 - Feb 27 with 1669 viewsNewcyBlue

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 09:02 - Feb 27 by BrixtonBlue

Damn. I mean, well done!

Ok, change my number 1 to "Appeared in a TV ad".


I was in contention to be the Milky Bar kid when I was a child.

I was blonde hair, blue eyes. Came 2nd in a beautiful baby contest in Germany where we were living.

Feck knows what has happened to me since then!

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:52 - Feb 27 with 1661 viewsNewcyBlue

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 12:15 - Feb 27 by artsbossbeard

Was the on set catering good when you were filming Final Destination?


That made me properly belly laugh. Deserves more up arrows that.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:57 - Feb 27 with 1649 viewsDecoy_Octopus

1. Took a sip of copper Sulphate in chemistry during middle school. I immediately spat it out and it tasted like I'd swallowed a bag of 2p coins

2. Had Jimmy Bullard go "yes lads! " as he jogged past me and my mate wearing our town tops on the water front.

3. Won some money on the Sky Sports Super 6
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Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:09 - Feb 27 with 1639 viewsBerkshire_Blue

Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:51 - Feb 26 by Alexwaddell

1 had a swan fly into the front wing of my car driving on a wet M25 at daybreak

2 hit a pigeon with my car, right through radiator grill, hooked it out from between radiator grill and engine block after 2 hours of driving with my pitching wedge.

3 got done for speeding, when turning up at police station in Telford, cop on the desk kept his head down, still writing, not looking at me and just said "name" to which I responded Lewis Hamilton....then he looked

Just as well I dont drive a taxi.....


Don't drive with your pitching wedge, you get no distance at all.
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:14 - Feb 27 with 1622 viewsphillymark

1. Shared a hot tub with David Armstrong (Middlesbrough, bald guy) and had a go at him for beating us 2-1 and losing to villa a week earlier in the 1980-81 run in

2. Accidentally caused a border alert on the Lebanese-Israeli border

3. Sort of gave Christian Bale a detention
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:29 - Feb 27 with 1610 viewsBerkshire_Blue

1 As a young reporter was told to F@&% off by Bob Paisley in front of a crowd of national paper hacks at Anfield.
2 Told a slightly drunk Chris Finnegan to stop p!$$ing about (and emerged unscathed).
3 Was linesman(remember those) for a Wessex League match led by 1st woman ref Wendy Toms and she suggested we could all get changed together after the match. We didn't. Although I realise that might be construed as something I didn't do.
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