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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:58 - Feb 26 with 5124 views

BrixtonBlue

1. Saved a child from drowning.
2. Dated the World Champion at Irish dancing (still am, although she's not World Champion anymore, sadly).
3. Travelled to the most remote pub on the UK mainland for a pint (which included a flight, a 6 hour train journey, and a half hour boat ride) on the suggestion of someone on TWTD (Stokie_Blue).

	I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:59 - Feb 26 with 5121 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:49 - Feb 26 by jeera
"I might add that I was once drove the wrong way down a busy motorway, behind a reversing minibus as we tried to escape armed robbers." I hate it when that happens!

Cos tripping with yer Grandad (Rkd) is more common lol.

To add to my story, in 8 years, I only ever used an armed escort 3 times. That night was one. After I got to the relative safety of my mates house I called the company security team and had them come and escort me home.

Thought I'd got away with it til the MD called me in for a chat about why I was on the road, late at night, without my driver. Turned out he got a security report each morning and my adventure was top of his list.

Got a proper b0ollocking for that tbf. Was a nice curry though (Thursday curry club)

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:08 - Feb 26 with 5098 views

Plums

1. Fell off the top of a telephone box into a frozen stream at -6. Hypothermia is not a nice way to spend Christmas.
2. Had a dart stuck through my kneecap for several hours (until the Dr came and removed it(
3. Got up at 5am to check the illegal salmon nets for a catch before going to school.

	It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:09 - Feb 26 with 5098 views

azuremerlangus

1. Danced the hornpipe to the tune "You spin me round" by Dead or Alive. In front of an audience (which included Terry Wogan).

2. Been sick out the window of a taxi for the whole length of Kowloon tunnel in Hong Kong.

3. Shown a blind Indian gentleman around an aircraft carrier. He also had a hearing aide (but did speak english).

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:12 - Feb 26 with 5083 views

Mullet

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:09 - Feb 26 by azuremerlangus
1. Danced the hornpipe to the tune "You spin me round" by Dead or Alive. In front of an audience (which included Terry Wogan). 2. Been sick out the window of a taxi for the whole length of Kowloon tunnel in Hong Kong. 3. Shown a blind Indian gentleman around an aircraft carrier. He also had a hearing aide (but did speak english).

No. 3, euphemism or fever dream?

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:12 - Feb 26 with 5082 views

gainsboroughblue

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:18 - Feb 26 by Illinoisblue
1) edited a porn mag 2) been born with one kidney 3) got ejected from Upton Park for making w@nker signs at Frank Macavennie

We covered East London well.
The same fate befelled me at the Old Den giving Malcolm Allen jip.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:16 - Feb 26 with 5076 views

Lord_Lucan

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:46 - Feb 26 by bluelagos
I kind of feel this thread is designed for you Lucan. I might add that I was once drove the wrong way down a busy motorway, behind a reversing minibus as we tried to escape armed robbers. As you do.

It's mental, and as you have been where you have been I appreciate the things you must have gone through and forget half the stuff. As I'm sitting here I'm remembering getting into a difficult situation after being kidnapped by Irish Provos in Krakov, standing all day next to the biggest bomb ever made in NI whilst selling balloons in Ballycastle. Back to Krakow though, for some completely unexplained reason the staff in this club took a shine to me and we ended up having a late one (around 8am). The next day as I walked in all the dance music stopped and the DJ said "This one is for Lucan" and they played Coming Back to Life by Pink Floyd.

Looking back as I'm drinking a glass of sh1te I think that may have been the happiest moment of my life. I think Bossbeard was on that trip actually.

One more thing from that trip - After having a shower at one point and drying myself off my room mate shouted out "Don't `use that towel as I've just had a w4nk over it". Alas the damage was done.

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Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 22:16 - Feb 26 with 5069 views

Deano69

Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:46 - Feb 26 by Pecker
Had a poo at Buckingham Palace.

Spent several evenings getting drunk with a Chaplin to the Queen

Fixed office equipment in an office that produced porn magazines which often had naked/semi naked women walking round

Been one of only 100 people in the audience for a private set performed by Mungo Jerry

Eaten 3 dry cream crackers in under a minute.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:19 - Feb 26 with 5053 views

NewcyBlue

1. Been in charge of the largest container ship in the world (at the time).
2. Got arrested in Nigeria for being a stowaway on a ship.
3. Walk underneath a ship.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:22 - Feb 26 with 5038 views

linhdi

1. Escaped a kidnap attempt in Riyadh.

2. Swam naked in the River Irwell in Manchester, about 30 years ago, before it got cleaned up. (I was a bit sick for a few days).

3. Fell off the side of a mountain in the southern French Alps when skiing. I was caught by safety netting, which saved me from a vertical fall of several hundred feet

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:23 - Feb 26 with 5027 views

azuremerlangus

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:12 - Feb 26 by Mullet
No. 3, euphemism or fever dream?

Neither - it actually happened. In fact it was a group of blind Indians and I was paired off with the one with a hearing aide. I thought it was a set-up/wind-up until they turned up on the jetty in Mumbai and got out of a knackered old Hiace van with their white sticks. An interesting afternoon.

I would like to spin the full story but it isn't particularly PC in places.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:27 - Feb 26 with 5016 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:16 - Feb 26 by Lord_Lucan

[Post edited 26 Feb 2020 22:22]

I genuinely cant compete with those. Only one that gets close was a mate on a biking trip, complaining that the shower was too small for him to have his daily w@nk. I'd been rooming with his a few nights at this point.

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sName three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:29 - Feb 26 with 5004 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:19 - Feb 26 by NewcyBlue
1. Been in charge of the largest container ship in the world (at the time). 2. Got arrested in Nigeria for being a stowaway on a ship. 3. Walk underneath a ship.

Comeon, who hasnt been arrested in Nigeria ffs

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:32 - Feb 26 with 4997 views

TractorWood

Did a half Ironman in Indonesia

Did the London marathon, Ride 100 and swim serpentine in the same year aka the London classics

Got bitten by a penguin

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:39 - Feb 26 with 4987 views

1. Called a hero for something that wasn't heroic.

2. A time when I actually did do something that could be considered heroic, no one I know was there to bloody well witness it.

3. Turned down a night offered to me by possibly the most beautiful human being I've ever seen.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:43 - Feb 26 with 4979 views

Northstandoldie

1. Had my aspirations of making it as a pro footballer ruined by being marked out of my trail by Terry Butcher.
2. Defaced toilets in the newly built stand at Carrot Rd with a blue Sharpie whilst attending a Status Quo concert.
3. Drove a fellow Twtder to Gatwick Airport at 4am to pick his mum up as his dad had lost his passport and was stuck god knows where!

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:49 - Feb 26 with 4964 views

Superblue95

1. Reached number 63 in the all time world rankings of an online video game (I know, I know)

2. Nearly blown up a home economics kitchen of an all girls school (As a male) while making a Swiss Roll

3. Had a car pass its MOT after having to jump start it to get it there because the battery was knackered.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:52 - Feb 26 with 4950 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:49 - Feb 26 by Superblue95
1. Reached number 63 in the all time world rankings of an online video game (I know, I know) 2. Nearly blown up a home economics kitchen of an all girls school (As a male) while making a Swiss Roll 3. Had a car pass its MOT after having to jump start it to get it there because the battery was knackered.

No.3 was commonplace in my early days of car owning.

But am intrigued by no.2 and am mildly interested to know the name of the game from no.1.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:53 - Feb 26 with 4949 views

Lord_Lucan

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:43 - Feb 26 by Northstandoldie
1. Had my aspirations of making it as a pro footballer ruined by being marked out of my trail by Terry Butcher. 2. Defaced toilets in the newly built stand at Carrot Rd with a blue Sharpie whilst attending a Status Quo concert. 3. Drove a fellow Twtder to Gatwick Airport at 4am to pick his mum up as his dad had lost his passport and was stuck god knows where!

NSO you absolute brilliant man.

I hadn't lost my passport by the way.

Fellow TWTDers - this man is the MAIN MAN.

For those that don't know - I was unfairly detained in Mexico and my wife had to fly home and as much as I sort of love her she is useless at travelling. I tried to contact my friends to pick her up at the airport but to no avail (It was a very complicated situation, I had no phone etc). Anyhoo I posted an SOS on TWTD and Northstandoldie out of the goodness of his heart picked my boy up and drove to Gatwick to collect wife Lucan.

And I didn't /don't know the guy.

Uppies for Northstandoldie please.

NSO - You are a Motherfeckrer"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:56 - Feb 26 with 4925 views

BrixtonBlue

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:39 - Feb 26 by jeera
1. Called a hero for something that wasn't heroic. 2. A time when I actually did do something that could be considered heroic, no one I know was there to bloody well witness it. 3. Turned down a night offered to me by possibly the most beautiful human being I've ever seen.

3. Why?

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:58 - Feb 26 with 4920 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:43 - Feb 26 by Northstandoldie
1. Had my aspirations of making it as a pro footballer ruined by being marked out of my trail by Terry Butcher. 2. Defaced toilets in the newly built stand at Carrot Rd with a blue Sharpie whilst attending a Status Quo concert. 3. Drove a fellow Twtder to Gatwick Airport at 4am to pick his mum up as his dad had lost his passport and was stuck god knows where!

I remember this [no.3], and a jolly decent thing to do it was too.

and the reason I have you on speed-dial.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 23:00 - Feb 26 with 4914 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:53 - Feb 26 by Lord_Lucan

Was that when you were refused a flight because you absolurely were not drunk?

I would like to do a country count where you've had interactions with the police. Think I am on a dozen or so, but reckon you'd be double...

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 23:02 - Feb 26 with 4902 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 22:56 - Feb 26 by BrixtonBlue
3. Why?

Because I was an effing idiot.

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 23:07 - Feb 26 with 4892 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 23:02 - Feb 26 by jeera
Because I was an effing idiot.

I once turned down two rather persistent Nigerian "ladies" with "I never thought I'd say this, but thank you for the offer of a 3some, but I really am only here for a drink".

I'd better leave this thread given where it's been heading the past hour or so. ðŸ˜

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Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 23:11 - Feb 26 with 4877 views

Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 23:07 - Feb 26 by bluelagos
I once turned down two rather persistent Nigerian "ladies" with "I never thought I'd say this, but thank you for the offer of a 3some, but I really am only here for a drink". I'd better leave this thread given where it's been heading the past hour or so. ðŸ˜

I once turned down the offer of 2 flatmates because, embarrassing as it is now, at the time I was younger than them and was really intimidated.

It was going ok until one if them made some joke about tying me to the bed and I was stumbling my words, concerned she was serious.

I'd spent the whole night getting off with the other one and it was going so well...

Cinderellas, Ipswich, circa 1980s.

I will never forgive myself.

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