| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done 18:42 - Feb 26 with 33979 views | bluelagos |
1. Got a fine for driving with my arm out of the window
2. Lost all my windows to a Nigerian arms depot exploding
3. Fell down a man hole and had the lid land on top spending a good 15 minutes stuck before getting rescued (was about 6)
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:10 - Feb 26 with 5475 views | bluelagos |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:57 - Feb 26 by Lord_Lucan |
I bet you haven't been subject to an International Arrest Warrant.
So there! |
Opposite end of the spectrum, I have a certificate of good behaviour from Interpol (Issued in Malawi) - which I can let you have for a hefty fee. | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:10 - Feb 26 with 5471 views | Pecker |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:07 - Feb 26 by eireblue |
Nope, at least one other on TWTD has done that. |
Who? Name them. I need to know who this person is. Please don't leave me hanging to long. |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:18 - Feb 26 with 5466 views | Illinoisblue |
1) edited a porn mag
2) been born with one kidney
3) got ejected from Upton Park for making w@nker signs at Frank Macavennie |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:19 - Feb 26 with 5465 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
1. One and only attempt at firebreathing was with petrol.
2. Spoken to by MI5 before reaching passport control at Harwich.
3. Taken potshots at a Dutch nuclear power station with a catapult. (Shortly before getting a ferry to Harwich!) |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:21 - Feb 26 with 5443 views | bluelagos |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:19 - Feb 26 by BanksterDebtSlave |
1. One and only attempt at firebreathing was with petrol.
2. Spoken to by MI5 before reaching passport control at Harwich.
3. Taken potshots at a Dutch nuclear power station with a catapult. (Shortly before getting a ferry to Harwich!) |
2 and 3 related? | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:26 - Feb 26 with 5440 views | sparks |
Been sat upon by Grotbags from the Magic Windmill Show.
Been part of the most Elite and infamous Corp (or Guild) in an online game
Become an expert in mortgage fraud. |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:26 - Feb 26 with 5444 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:07 - Feb 26 by WD19 |
1. Been sworn at by Bobby Charlton
2. Shattered a kneecap on a goalpost
3. Sat next to Henning Wehn on a long haul flight |
I got sworn at by Sir Bob
Just before kick off at home leg of Uefa Cup semi at Portman Rd my mate Abdul (Older TWDERs may remember him) and I jumped over the West Stand wall and simply sat in the away dugout for ages. When the teams came out the Cologne management and subs started yelling at us to get out of their dug out. Eventually SBR walked over and ejected us and as we were walking towards the North Stand we heard him shout "You bloody hooligans". |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:30 - Feb 26 with 5418 views | bluelagos |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:26 - Feb 26 by Lord_Lucan |
I got sworn at by Sir Bob
Just before kick off at home leg of Uefa Cup semi at Portman Rd my mate Abdul (Older TWDERs may remember him) and I jumped over the West Stand wall and simply sat in the away dugout for ages. When the teams came out the Cologne management and subs started yelling at us to get out of their dug out. Eventually SBR walked over and ejected us and as we were walking towards the North Stand we heard him shout "You bloody hooligans". |
i formally withdraw my offer of the interpol good character certificate. I am with Sir Bobby on this one | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:49 - Feb 26 with 5391 views | allezlesbleus |
1) Whilst on my way for a slash, at a Ziggy Marley concert in Swakopmund, which was part of the Namibia independence celebrations, I was mistaken for a pop star by a Nigerian prince. The prince insisted on having his photo taken with me and his bodyguards, before going on his merry way. I wasn't able to go for a slash until I had signed my autograph on the arms of around 100 of my newly acquired African fans.
2) Been threatened at gunpoint in Hillbrow, Johannesburg.
3) I was at the Railway Tavern in Ipswich, one Bank Holiday Monday, with a group of friends enjoying some of the bands. An acquaintance got hit in the head by a beer bottle that missed it's intended target (not one of our group). The bar staff / management called an ambulance because there was obviously a large number of shreds of glass in her hair. At A&E, after the doctors had checked her over and confirmed that there were no serious cuts etc, my acquaintance lifted up her blouse slightly and said " can you just check this burn on my tummy, that I got from pube burning?) The doctor replied that he thought he had seen everything in his life, but that was a first for him! |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:57 - Feb 26 with 5381 views | DecageBruce |
1. Been asked to leave a Dutch football club during a Junior tournament as your mate/team captain had sh*t in a pint
2. Had my tattoo’s
3. Played against, nutmegged and got kicked in the air to win a penalty by John Wark |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 20:24 - Feb 26 with 5345 views | WeWereZombies |
1. Fed hyenas (just outside of the city walls in Harar, Ethiopia sitting next to the guy who arranges it every night in a circle of car headlights. It was no problem until this massive hyena brushed against me. But they do have wonderful pelts close up.)
2. Opened a door for Ritchie Havens (opening act at Woodstock in 1967 but this was at WOMAD in Reading, 2005)
3. Bullied a Tunisian police officer during the Jasmine Revolution in 2011 by snatching my passport from him as fumbled to find the page with my stamp on as six soldiers gave him their disapproving stare. I found the right page straight away, shoved it back at him saying 'C'est la' and the soldiers all nodded. You have to take your chances when something arises that you will probably never get the opportunity to do again... |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 20:29 - Feb 26 with 5340 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:21 - Feb 26 by bluelagos |
2 and 3 related? |
Loosely maybe....it was post poll tax riots and I had made the mistake of being tall and photographed on a few too many demos. Luckily for me and in a moment of rare common sense I decided to skip that particular event. The word in the ear was basically to let me know they knew I was back! | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 20:34 - Feb 26 with 5326 views | monytowbray |
Wrote a car off with a load of the devil’s ‘erb in the boot (was in California and it was purchased legally).
Told an ITFC player “you’re my favourite but my Dad thinks you’re a tosser” (Fabian Wilnis, I was 12).
Got invited to Nintendo Magazine’s office to compete in a Fifa competition as one of the best 4 players in the country (who entered, anyway). Finished second. Represented ITFC in the magazine.
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:00 - Feb 26 with 5273 views | Fixed_It |
1. Kissed the great Clive Woods' feet at a party.
2. Shown a class winning dog at Crufts.
3. Coached a future England International left back when he was a kid. |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 21:07 - Feb 26 with 5253 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:06 - Feb 26 by bluelagos |
No 3 is well impressive. I remember all the fences got flattened in mid essex. |
It was at Grundisburgh. Mad I think rather than impressive. Woke up to find the ridge pole snapped in two and everyone else's tents had blown away and they were sheltering in the minibus. Lad I was sharing the tent with simply held the ridge pole up so I could go back to sleep.
In the morning walked to Woodbridge after breakfast and every 10 yards had to climb over a tree. The lad who had held up the ridge pole picked up a downed electricity cable too. I guess it was never going to be live lying on the ground anyway! |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:07 - Feb 26 with 5251 views | WD19 |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 20:34 - Feb 26 by monytowbray |
Wrote a car off with a load of the devil’s ‘erb in the boot (was in California and it was purchased legally).
Told an ITFC player “you’re my favourite but my Dad thinks you’re a tosser” (Fabian Wilnis, I was 12).
Got invited to Nintendo Magazine’s office to compete in a Fifa competition as one of the best 4 players in the country (who entered, anyway). Finished second. Represented ITFC in the magazine.
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I hope you beat the two kids from Liverpool, Middlesex. |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:08 - Feb 26 with 5248 views | bluelagos |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:00 - Feb 26 by Fixed_It |
1. Kissed the great Clive Woods' feet at a party.
2. Shown a class winning dog at Crufts.
3. Coached a future England International left back when he was a kid. |
Am so close on No3. Coached the younger brother of a future England left badk. 2 years earlier and I'd have matched you. | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:11 - Feb 26 with 5239 views | backinbeige |
1. I had a job arranging international conferences so I might be able to claim I've been to the most international places out of the forum posters here
2. I was a junior Scalectrix champion. Kind of.
3. As badly as me in any exam I've taken that coincided with me owning a copy of Football/Championship manager |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:21 - Feb 26 with 5222 views | Lord_Lucan |
Thought of another one
Had a mad bender on E's with three generations, kids, wife and I plus my dad
Maybe not that far out but it was a good day / night.
RIP dad.
Edit; Mother was actually pet sitting for a stupid cat at the time and she was royally p1ssed off when she found out about it. [Post edited 26 Feb 2020 21:24]
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:25 - Feb 26 with 5207 views | backinbeige |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:00 - Feb 26 by Fixed_It |
1. Kissed the great Clive Woods' feet at a party.
2. Shown a class winning dog at Crufts.
3. Coached a future England International left back when he was a kid. |
Is either 2 or 3 Wayne Bridge? | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:38 - Feb 26 with 5168 views | Ryorry |
1. Scuba dived at night in what turned into a riptide current off the coast of Mexico (Cozumel) and survived. (The other side of the diving coin were daytime wafts up coral walls off the coast of Italy, wondrous).
2. Ridden around a racetrack at full speed on a horse that had come 2nd in the Italian St Lege.r
3. Lived an otherwise quiet life. |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 21:43 - Feb 26 with 5145 views | jeera |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:06 - Feb 26 by bluelagos |
No 3 is well impressive. I remember all the fences got flattened in mid essex. |
My dad's fishing boat got sunk in that. |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:46 - Feb 26 with 5143 views | bluelagos |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:21 - Feb 26 by Lord_Lucan |
Thought of another one
Had a mad bender on E's with three generations, kids, wife and I plus my dad
Maybe not that far out but it was a good day / night.
RIP dad.
Edit; Mother was actually pet sitting for a stupid cat at the time and she was royally p1ssed off when she found out about it. [Post edited 26 Feb 2020 21:24]
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I kind of feel this thread is designed for you Lucan.
I might add that I was once drove the wrong way down a busy motorway, behind a reversing minibus as we tried to escape armed robbers.
As you do. | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:49 - Feb 26 with 5134 views | jeera |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:46 - Feb 26 by bluelagos |
I kind of feel this thread is designed for you Lucan.
I might add that I was once drove the wrong way down a busy motorway, behind a reversing minibus as we tried to escape armed robbers.
As you do. |
"I might add that I was once drove the wrong way down a busy motorway, behind a reversing minibus as we tried to escape armed robbers."
I hate it when that happens! | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:53 - Feb 26 with 5121 views | Fixed_It |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 21:25 - Feb 26 by backinbeige |
Is either 2 or 3 Wayne Bridge? |
No. Sorry to disappoint. | |
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