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When we played Sheffield Wednesday at home in August 2015 one bloke in the SBR lower started chanting "you'll never play for England" at Keiran Westwood.
It soon stopped when he was reminded that Westwood is Irish.
A Norwich player was brought on as a sub with a hairstyle with makes Cantwell look butch. The North Stand without missing a beat "what the f**king hell is that?"
Memorable one off chants on 16:16 - Aug 24 by JamestownPrince
Similarly singing to Jason Dozzell at White Hart Lane in 94."Chim chimney .. Dozzell was a farmer but now hes a J.."...so funny at the time but would be arrested now!!
The Jason Dozzel song was first sung at Portman Road when we played Spurs in the FA Cup, this song was continuously sung and he was taken off, believe we won 3-0 or 3-1
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Memorable one off chants on 20:58 - Aug 24 with 1360 views
This really seems like a great thread for those that want to get nostalgic for a time where being homophobic/antisemitic with no consequences. Also throw a nice bit of mocking mental illness in there for good measure.
Memorable one off chants on 17:51 - Aug 24 by J2BLUE
A Norwich player was brought on as a sub with a hairstyle with makes Cantwell look butch. The North Stand without missing a beat "what the f**king hell is that?"
Still makes me laugh.
Robert Eagle. Leiston lad. Got in trouble a few years ago for alleged sexual assault.
This really seems like a great thread for those that want to get nostalgic for a time where being homophobic/antisemitic with no consequences. Also throw a nice bit of mocking mental illness in there for good measure.
Charlton away on a Tuesday when they played their home matches that season at Upton Park, a lone Addicks fan sat in the main stand near to the away end surrounded by empty seats... "What's it like, What's it like, What's it like to have no friends".
Steve Whitton scored the goal that night in a 1-1 draw.
We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub.
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Memorable one off chants on 23:28 - Aug 24 with 1211 views
At an Anglo Italian match which was basically 58p to get in if you were a youngster, which meant there was a load of teenagers goading coming up with somewhat staid banal chants, to which the older heads retorted with:
"Sing in assembly, you only sing in assembly"
And then there was the completely random moment at one game, where one chap, clearly bored with the anti Norwich stuff, bellowed in a baritone...
"We hate Clydebank, and we hate Clydebank..." and so on. The venom he displayed on the pronunciation of "bank" was most impressive. Within thirty seconds, most of the North was singing it, much to the confusion of the other three sides of the ground.
Never did find out why he hated Clydebank. I guess Cowdenbeath or Stenhousemuir had too many syllables.
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Memorable one off chants on 00:49 - Aug 25 with 1147 views
Who's up Mary Brown, who's up Mary Brown? Tommy, Tommy Docherty, etc. In reference to an alleged affair between him and a Man Utd employee by that name.
And to Peter Shilton caught in a compromised situation with not his wife in his jag with a girl called Tina. Endless chants of Tina, Tina, Tina
We were jealous teenagers!
Blue shirts/white shorts - sotd78
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Memorable one off chants on 01:01 - Aug 25 with 1135 views
Memorable one off chants on 23:28 - Aug 24 by The_Major
Two spring to mind from the 90s.
At an Anglo Italian match which was basically 58p to get in if you were a youngster, which meant there was a load of teenagers goading coming up with somewhat staid banal chants, to which the older heads retorted with:
"Sing in assembly, you only sing in assembly"
And then there was the completely random moment at one game, where one chap, clearly bored with the anti Norwich stuff, bellowed in a baritone...
"We hate Clydebank, and we hate Clydebank..." and so on. The venom he displayed on the pronunciation of "bank" was most impressive. Within thirty seconds, most of the North was singing it, much to the confusion of the other three sides of the ground.
Never did find out why he hated Clydebank. I guess Cowdenbeath or Stenhousemuir had too many syllables.
When Marlon king was playing for Birmingham he got a chorus of “she said no Marlon she said no” with reference to a night club incident. In tonight’s game Oxford got a chorus of “you only sing when you’re rowing” Pat van Den Hawe (sp) got sent off against us after getting a non stop chorus of “wyman f***ed your Mrs” shortly after he got together with Mandy Smith. Wound him right up. Back in 1988 QPR was on a long losing streak where every game we conceded 3 goals, away at Man City we still lost but it was 2—1, so to their tune of blue moon we sang 2—1 you only beat us 2-1 everyone else scores 3 you only beat us 2-1. In 1987 Leeds fans battered us at half time in an FA cup tie, when we next played up there we came back from 2-0 down to win 3-2 , within seconds of the winner going in there was a spontaneous chant of “we’re going to get our f****ng heads kicked in” the Leeds fans clapped us out the ground that day.
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Memorable one off chants on 05:32 - Aug 25 with 1067 views
Quite a tame few and not one offs...but...When Ron Fearon was 1st choice (maybe not 1st choice in fact,covering the no.1) Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Ronnie to his goal kicks....simple but my mates and I had just discovered ''the shining'' at that time so added a little something for me. 2. MY FAVE....SHE fell over,SHE fell over .. to an oppo player diving. and a bit niche this one 3. The Monk ? early -mid 80's for me anyway,somewhere in Churchmans....literally a chant....no idea what it was being chanted,but one man belting out some gregorian styleee
When grant holt came to PR with wolves and was warming up in front of the SBR, he got treated to a song about a certain sexual position and delia smith, which he turned round and gave us the thumbs up.
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Memorable one off chants on 11:12 - Aug 25 with 855 views
Memorable one off chants on 09:19 - Aug 25 by EssexBloo
“You’ve got no history”
Sung at Col Utd fans. Colchester, oldest recorded town in the country.
I'm pretty sure our fans sang "Fulham's a sh*thole' I want to go home" as Craven Cottage is flanked by beautiful Georgian townhouses that are worth millions on one side and rowers on the thames on the other.
When we played Sheffield Wednesday at home in August 2015 one bloke in the SBR lower started chanting "you'll never play for England" at Keiran Westwood.
It soon stopped when he was reminded that Westwood is Irish.
He was bloody well right though. Cue Supertramp.
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Memorable one off chants on 21:44 - Aug 25 with 698 views
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