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Worst ever loan signing 16:29 - Feb 27 with 5688 viewsDubtractor

As an alternative to the best loanee thread, how about a worst loanee?

Two stand out for me.

Tony Dinning
Danny Karbassiyoon

Both utterly hopeless

Who is your pick?

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Worst ever loan signing on 17:13 - Feb 27 with 1365 viewsmanagement

Worst ever loan signing on 17:10 - Feb 27 by Horsham

Tom Carson


Tom Carson indeed, one appearance and honestly think Bluey or Crazee in goal would have been an improvement.
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Worst ever loan signing on 17:13 - Feb 27 with 1372 viewsSitfcB

Simon Dawkins (Turns out he wasn’t even a loan, dear me)
Zeki Fryers
Chris Wood


(There’s been so many other the last 10 years)
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Worst ever loan signing on 17:27 - Feb 27 with 1301 viewsCrockerITFC

Worst ever loan signing on 17:10 - Feb 27 by wkj

There was a player in the Burley pre-promotion years who I can't remember if they were a loan or a short term contract. Either way, they were awful and the players actively avoided passing the ball to him, my mind says Abou - but that probably is just because we always sounded like we were booing him that it gets muddled in to the thought process.
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Haha Abou! God yeah he looked like a prize winner, I think we loaned him from West Ham
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Worst ever loan signing on 17:29 - Feb 27 with 1288 viewsMattinLondon

Worst ever loan signing on 17:27 - Feb 27 by CrockerITFC

Haha Abou! God yeah he looked like a prize winner, I think we loaned him from West Ham


For that miss alone - Marlon Harewood. Dreadful.
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Worst ever loan signing on 17:30 - Feb 27 with 1289 viewscbower

Worst ever loan signing on 17:11 - Feb 27 by BlueBadger

Nearly any one of Lambert's Loans would have a strong case to argue but Josh Harrop is surely the nadir?


Harrop was pure dog dirt. Schooled at Manure too I believe.

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Worst ever loan signing on 17:32 - Feb 27 with 1277 viewsBlueBadger

Worst ever loan signing on 17:30 - Feb 27 by cbower

Harrop was pure dog dirt. Schooled at Manure too I believe.


You could probably make an XI of terrible Man U loans alone - anyone remember Michael Clegg?

I remember he'd had a piece in the 442(It think) 'boy's a bit special' feature where they talked to upcoming young players and I was quite excited to see him turn up.
And then I actually saw him play.
Embarrassingly bad. Like, Drissa Diallo vs Etherington bad.

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Worst ever loan signing on 17:33 - Feb 27 with 1263 viewsSparky85

Samassi Abou and Bilel Mohsni as ones not mentioned yet
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Worst ever loan signing on 17:33 - Feb 27 with 1266 viewsmonkeymagic

Worst ever loan signing on 17:13 - Feb 27 by SitfcB

Simon Dawkins (Turns out he wasn’t even a loan, dear me)
Zeki Fryers
Chris Wood


(There’s been so many other the last 10 years)
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This would probably be my top 3 too, but in the spirit of wanting to add a new candidate into the mix, how about Marlon Harewood and that miss v Oxford.
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Worst ever loan signing on 17:38 - Feb 27 with 1233 viewsHighgateBlue

Worst ever loan signing on 17:08 - Feb 27 by Steve_M

And yet he scored goals and won us matches. HE was sh1te but there's a whole tier of player who never got close to that level.


Tony Dinning wasn't our finest hour.

(Attempting to respect the newly-imposed no-Mark-Fish clause).
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Worst ever loan signing on 17:40 - Feb 27 with 1232 viewsSteve_M

Worst ever loan signing on 17:10 - Feb 27 by wkj

There was a player in the Burley pre-promotion years who I can't remember if they were a loan or a short term contract. Either way, they were awful and the players actively avoided passing the ball to him, my mind says Abou - but that probably is just because we always sounded like we were booing him that it gets muddled in to the thought process.
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Abou scored a goal at Bramhall Lane, which in the 90s should be taken as mitigating any assessment of that loan (we won 2-1 with a last minute goal but think he scored the first).

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Worst ever loan signing on 17:55 - Feb 27 with 1188 viewswoodbridge_blue

Surely Larsen Toure must be in with a shout.....although please God don't tell me we actually signed him?
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Worst ever loan signing on 18:03 - Feb 27 with 1161 viewsChurchman

Worst ever loan signing on 17:55 - Feb 27 by woodbridge_blue

Surely Larsen Toure must be in with a shout.....although please God don't tell me we actually signed him?


Yep, we signed him. Discounted.

You’ll have to submit the Touremeister in the ‘truly cr@p signings’ awards list.
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Worst ever loan signing on 18:10 - Feb 27 with 1146 viewswkj

Worst ever loan signing on 18:03 - Feb 27 by Churchman

Yep, we signed him. Discounted.

You’ll have to submit the Touremeister in the ‘truly cr@p signings’ awards list.


I think Touré would win the award for 'Most likable player unfit to play for the club at the time of signing'.

He did some truly awful things on the pitch, but his embarrassed smile and wave after his corner and celebrating the way he did in the cup will always leave me fondly remembering him.

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Worst ever loan signing on 18:43 - Feb 27 with 1100 viewsSuperblue95

Can only assume most have forgotten Darren O’Dea. Probably not the worst but should certainly be in the conversation.

Not quite a full back, not quite a centre half. Could barely win a header whatever he was.

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Worst ever loan signing on 18:46 - Feb 27 with 1094 viewsduke_maiden

Worst ever loan signing on 17:38 - Feb 27 by HighgateBlue

Tony Dinning wasn't our finest hour.

(Attempting to respect the newly-imposed no-Mark-Fish clause).


Yep, dinning for me, was useless
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Worst ever loan signing on 18:50 - Feb 27 with 1090 viewsTOWNcalledMALICE

Worst ever loan signing on 18:10 - Feb 27 by wkj

I think Touré would win the award for 'Most likable player unfit to play for the club at the time of signing'.

He did some truly awful things on the pitch, but his embarrassed smile and wave after his corner and celebrating the way he did in the cup will always leave me fondly remembering him.


Doncaster (a) in early League Cup round - threw his shirt into the away end at 90 minutes - not realising their was extra-time and had to ask for it back? (Didz McGoaldrick then came on in E.T. and ran the show)

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Worst ever loan signing on 19:16 - Feb 27 with 1047 viewsITFC_History

Gerry Creaney closely followed by Paolo Vernazza
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Worst ever loan signing on 19:26 - Feb 27 with 1032 viewsBluespeed225

My God, these names I’d forgotten! We actually signed Brekke Skaard though didn’t we?
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Worst ever loan signing on 19:30 - Feb 27 with 1019 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Stunned that Zeki Fryers hasn’t had a mention yet

EDIT: whoops, should have read page 2. Luke Thomas then (obviously the correct answer is Fish)
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Worst ever loan signing on 19:32 - Feb 27 with 1004 viewsSitfcB

Worst ever loan signing on 19:30 - Feb 27 by C_HealyIsAPleasure

Stunned that Zeki Fryers hasn’t had a mention yet

EDIT: whoops, should have read page 2. Luke Thomas then (obviously the correct answer is Fish)
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Worst ever loan signing on 19:37 - Feb 27 with 986 viewsWhos_blue

Mark Burchill must be worth a mention.
If for nothing else, stealing Herman's goal!

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Worst ever loan signing on 20:00 - Feb 27 with 959 viewsGeoffSentence

Worst ever loan signing on 16:33 - Feb 27 by Exiled2Surrey

Harrop


Not only was he useless, that we were taking Preston cast offs on loan really hammered home how far we had fallen.

It was when we signed Harrop that I realised that league one might not just be a temporary blip and a chance to rebuild, but was in fact where we wre doomed to be.

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Worst ever loan signing on 20:18 - Feb 27 with 934 viewsBlueandTruesince82

Mark Fish aside there are so so many options.

I'll chuck out Aaron McLean as an option.

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Worst ever loan signing on 20:27 - Feb 27 with 914 viewsSwansea_Blue

Giant Ullaa/Stowe. He’s been over here on loan for god knows how many years and still hasn’t converted and signed on permanently. Some people don’t know what’s best for them [tutt, roll eyes emoji, etc.]

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Worst ever loan signing on 20:29 - Feb 27 with 900 viewsBuffaloBill

Bradley Oar, surely

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