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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy 19:47 - Jul 4 with 5108 viewswkj

Concept one is a bold move where the Cobbold stand faces away from the pitch and peers into the neighbours houses



When I informed them of this wild idea the AI revolted and knocked down the Churchman's stand instead, as well as creating a terrible accident between a car, box van and pedestrian... terrible day for Ipswich Portmar Town


I told them the lack of facilities on the Churchman's stand was not ideal. So attempt 3 began with the logo looking more and more cursed... up the Ipswich Town Town. Clearly the AI is aware of TWTD and made every concession stand into a cheese stall. Rather interestingly, they removed the upper tier of the North stand and moved the Churchman's stand to Nacton. Best of both world where the supporters can both watch the game and spy into the neighbours houses at the same time.







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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:50 - Jul 4 with 4535 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

This is hugely entertaining.
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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:52 - Jul 4 with 4483 viewswkj

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:50 - Jul 4 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

This is hugely entertaining.


I don't think I am landing a job in architecture any time soon! Maybe I will start a cheese stall in the Churchman's stand instead.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:52 - Jul 4 with 4479 viewsSitfcB

Stand facing away looks like one at Goodison Park!

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:54 - Jul 4 with 4454 viewswkj

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:52 - Jul 4 by SitfcB

Stand facing away looks like one at Goodison Park!


Maybe a bit of foreshadowing for the Everton's coming season. Can't blame them for turning the stand around with Dyche's football.

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This is literally.... on 19:54 - Jul 4 with 4430 viewsBloots

....your best post ever.

Not joking.

Well done.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:59 - Jul 4 with 4335 viewsTheMover

Wow, the evolution of the badge is... interesting. See the second one has changed the name to Ipswich Portmar Town and also redesigned the home shirts.
Love the idea of turning the stand away from the pitch, obviously for the away supporters.
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This is literally.... on 20:03 - Jul 4 with 4243 viewswkj

This is literally.... on 19:54 - Jul 4 by Bloots

....your best post ever.

Not joking.

Well done.


Dunno, there was one about salted caramel way back in the day that was a particular highlight, but times do change and AI can only be a good thing if it creates uppies.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:07 - Jul 4 with 4183 viewsTangledupin_Blue

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:52 - Jul 4 by wkj

I don't think I am landing a job in architecture any time soon! Maybe I will start a cheese stall in the Churchman's stand instead.


Yeah... a cheese stand right next to the goal line.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:08 - Jul 4 with 4186 viewsurbanpenguin

As an architecture critic *and* an Ipswich fan, I have thoughts...
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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:11 - Jul 4 with 4115 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:52 - Jul 4 by wkj

I don't think I am landing a job in architecture any time soon! Maybe I will start a cheese stall in the Churchman's stand instead.


I dunno. That under-pitch concourse in number 3 is revolutionary. You could put a glass floor in with transparent grass for a brand new spectator experience.
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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:14 - Jul 4 with 4033 viewsCheltenham_Blue

If AI really does take control of the world, we’re all going to need LSD on prescription just to understand it.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:21 - Jul 4 with 3937 viewsSwansea_Blue

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:22 - Jul 4 with 3915 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

If that's a sneak peak at the new home shirt, bold vertical stripes is a controversial move!

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:22 - Jul 4 with 3917 viewsHelp

Excellent post

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:25 - Jul 4 with 3866 viewsnodge_blue

I rather like the idea of spending multi millions to spectate the passing van.

And AI is consuming the power of the Netherlands for this.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:36 - Jul 4 with 3735 viewsTrequartista

Meanwhile just up the A140

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:50 - Jul 4 with 3534 viewsKropotkin123

Love this. You seem to be having a lot of success. I was wondering if you could help me with my project. I've been trying to turn our badge into a scene.

This is a white Suffolk Punch, standing in the River Orwell, with it's hoof on top of a ball, and small medieval castle, with flat turrets, to symbolize those historical buildings...


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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:54 - Jul 4 with 3487 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:36 - Jul 4 by Trequartista

Meanwhile just up the A140

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Could you do this again with a blue tractor crashing through a stand?
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One of the best things I've seen all year on 21:11 - Jul 4 with 3268 viewsDyland

I especially like the computer Geordies bottom right.

Nice one Wkjers (!?) :)

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 21:18 - Jul 4 with 3178 viewsGlasgowBlue

Very good. Number 1 takes the Poznan to another level.
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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 21:20 - Jul 4 with 3133 viewsTrequartista

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:54 - Jul 4 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

Could you do this again with a blue tractor crashing through a stand?


To be honest, I don't really want to hijack the thread with multiple pictures and steal credit for the originality of the op.

Bloody hell though, you really don't want to see what its come up when I added a drunk Delia in. A.I. is totally off its face and i am now scared for the human race.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 21:46 - Jul 4 with 2878 viewsSWGF

Finally, we find out who designed Oxford's ground

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 21:48 - Jul 4 with 2841 viewsurbanpenguin

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 19:54 - Jul 4 by wkj

Maybe a bit of foreshadowing for the Everton's coming season. Can't blame them for turning the stand around with Dyche's football.


I went to have a look at the future Everton stadium earlier today, and these renders are preferable. In my view, it's not a great piece of design.
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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 21:52 - Jul 4 with 2797 viewsNthsuffolkblue

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:50 - Jul 4 by Kropotkin123

Love this. You seem to be having a lot of success. I was wondering if you could help me with my project. I've been trying to turn our badge into a scene.

This is a white Suffolk Punch, standing in the River Orwell, with it's hoof on top of a ball, and small medieval castle, with flat turrets, to symbolize those historical buildings...



Need to specify front hoof resting atop the football.

I dread to think what it will come up with.

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I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 21:54 - Jul 4 with 2778 viewsCafe_Newman

I asked AI to redesign Portman Road to facilitate 50,000... oh boy on 20:11 - Jul 4 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I dunno. That under-pitch concourse in number 3 is revolutionary. You could put a glass floor in with transparent grass for a brand new spectator experience.


Transparent grass for the ultimate subterranean spectator viewing experience. Yes. Town are rewriting football in every sense.
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