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Nothing inflammatory, please, but thought it might be fun to come up with titles and chapter subtitles for the imaginary book.
I came up with a few ideas chapter, and I'll add the other suggestions from the 'Site Abuse' thread asap, but I reckon we could come up with some classic, funny, good-natured memories that would lighten the mood on here.
Feel free to contribute!
Title : Those Were The Best of Days, Those Were The Worst of Days. But They Were All Very Long Days / Just When Were Those Days? / Ham or Cheese? / Those Were The Days: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow / The Silence of The Hams
Chapter Subtitles:
Joe Royle Ruined My Wedding Old Git's Training Ground Espionage Flying Cars, Missing Trainers and Where to Buy a Suit Ham Sandwiches for Foxes The Roy Keane Ringtone Affair Hobnobbing with The Players What's Your Favourite Cheese, Mick? How To Tame a Toddler's Tantrum: Kindergarten 101 Birth of the Banhammer Paul Lambert's Banhammer & the Fanpire Strikes Back Lief Davis, Draught Excluder Phil's Friday Poo (could also be a contender for the book title) The Rise and Fall of Frimmers The Fall and Rise of Frimmers How To Survive Social Media Fishers/Sittersgate
Potentially it could be a self-help guide: - 10 tips for dealing with d1ckheads - how to tame a toddler’s tantrum - on the banhammer and its effective wielding
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