| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport 23:47 - Feb 11 with 2663 views | tetchris | Jordan labelled her not 'particularly enlightening, illuminating, engaging or charismatic' as a pundit directly to her face. He added that he didn't feel Aluko 'comes across as particularly likeable' and told her: 'The language that you use, Eni, is to me steeped in a sense of entitlement. 'I mean, the sheer weight of the entitlement that you seem to believe that you have would re-sink the Titanic. I think you've been quite fortuitous. I think because of initiatives like DEI, they've allowed people to be put into positions in the men's game that I don't think they've merited and now that sort of seeds an attitude that you become a stalwart in the women's game. 'And I listened to your observations about Ian, and Ian Wright is in the Ian Wright business.... Ian is not in any shape or form obligated to provide any support structure for you or to give you a sense of entitlement. And your position now as a broadcaster will be determined by the value of you. 'And the fact that people potentially aren't booking you now should give you pause for thought about why they might not be.' She now claims the reason she isn’t working is because she told ITv she is stepping back from broadcasting for a while |  | | |  |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 23:54 - Feb 11 with 2080 views | stickymockwell | What an utter pr1ck he is. Thats not owning, it's bullying and proving her right about sexism. She was wrong about Wright though. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 23:56 - Feb 11 with 2057 views | positivity | |  |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 00:01 - Feb 12 with 2020 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 23:56 - Feb 11 by positivity | |
A thread on which tetchris commented with "She’s no oil painting that’s for sure." which makes one wonder why tetchris has started another thread on it. [Post edited 12 Feb 0:04]
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:08 - Feb 12 with 1989 views | BlueBadger |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 23:54 - Feb 11 by stickymockwell | What an utter pr1ck he is. Thats not owning, it's bullying and proving her right about sexism. She was wrong about Wright though. |
That's the thing innit. Aluko is a rubbish pundit but Jordan is also a massive prick. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:30 - Feb 12 with 1936 views | vinceg |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:08 - Feb 12 by BlueBadger | That's the thing innit. Aluko is a rubbish pundit but Jordan is also a massive prick. |
Jordan is a cock and has one of those faces I'd never tire of punching. However Aluko is an absolute dimwit who is on my telly to do nothing more than tick a box. Talented footballer so I hear, but the drivel she comes out with should make broadcasters feel embarrased for hiring her "Richarlison has a great record, scored 19 goals in 40 appearances, I mean do the maths on that, it's 1 goal a game pretty much" [Post edited 12 Feb 0:36]
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:40 - Feb 12 with 1920 views | BlueBadger |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:30 - Feb 12 by vinceg | Jordan is a cock and has one of those faces I'd never tire of punching. However Aluko is an absolute dimwit who is on my telly to do nothing more than tick a box. Talented footballer so I hear, but the drivel she comes out with should make broadcasters feel embarrased for hiring her "Richarlison has a great record, scored 19 goals in 40 appearances, I mean do the maths on that, it's 1 goal a game pretty much" [Post edited 12 Feb 0:36]
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The only vague point I can muster in her defence, Alan Shearer has been a pundit for at least 20 years now, despite never knowingly being informed, expert or entertaining whilst also being about as blandly white and bloke-y as you can get. Had she gone for him rather than Ian Wright(who's been an outspoken champoion of women's football and also not a bloke to take racism lying down) you might think she had half a point. Simon's Jordan's vague hinting around 'diversity quotas' kinda of ignores the fact that the likes of Shearer and Mark Larewnson have held down cushy jobs for years despite offering far less than even Garth Crooks. [Post edited 12 Feb 0:43]
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:46 - Feb 12 with 1906 views | itfc1108 |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:08 - Feb 12 by BlueBadger | That's the thing innit. Aluko is a rubbish pundit but Jordan is also a massive prick. |
He may be, but I don't think he spoke to her any differently than he did deontay wilder last week, or Chris eubank last month. |  | |  |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 01:18 - Feb 12 with 1847 views | StNeotsBlue |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:40 - Feb 12 by BlueBadger | The only vague point I can muster in her defence, Alan Shearer has been a pundit for at least 20 years now, despite never knowingly being informed, expert or entertaining whilst also being about as blandly white and bloke-y as you can get. Had she gone for him rather than Ian Wright(who's been an outspoken champoion of women's football and also not a bloke to take racism lying down) you might think she had half a point. Simon's Jordan's vague hinting around 'diversity quotas' kinda of ignores the fact that the likes of Shearer and Mark Larewnson have held down cushy jobs for years despite offering far less than even Garth Crooks. [Post edited 12 Feb 0:43]
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Hold fire, Lawrenson, who I was never a fan of, retired years ago. Shearer is fine as a pundit ( and having met him seems a nice bloke). I've no idea what your line "blandly white and bloke-y means" but it probably sounds good to people who really care about approval from strangers on the Internet, so all the best. |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 06:30 - Feb 12 with 1576 views | SitfcB | Fair play to Simon Jordan, not like he’s said it behind her back. She chose to go on there and knew full well what it would be like. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 08:04 - Feb 12 with 1363 views | MattinLondon |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:30 - Feb 12 by vinceg | Jordan is a cock and has one of those faces I'd never tire of punching. However Aluko is an absolute dimwit who is on my telly to do nothing more than tick a box. Talented footballer so I hear, but the drivel she comes out with should make broadcasters feel embarrased for hiring her "Richarlison has a great record, scored 19 goals in 40 appearances, I mean do the maths on that, it's 1 goal a game pretty much" [Post edited 12 Feb 0:36]
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She may well not be a great pundit but there’s a lot of former footballers who are also poor. Are they also box ticking? As for the dimwit comment - she’s a qualified lawyer so I doubt whether she is indeed that. [Post edited 12 Feb 8:04]
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 08:07 - Feb 12 with 1341 views | bournemouthblue |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 01:18 - Feb 12 by StNeotsBlue | Hold fire, Lawrenson, who I was never a fan of, retired years ago. Shearer is fine as a pundit ( and having met him seems a nice bloke). I've no idea what your line "blandly white and bloke-y means" but it probably sounds good to people who really care about approval from strangers on the Internet, so all the best. |
Shearer gets a free pass because he has scored loads of goals, he seems to do no research on anyone and offers very little on most things I would say |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 08:11 - Feb 12 with 1330 views | MVBlue |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:40 - Feb 12 by BlueBadger | The only vague point I can muster in her defence, Alan Shearer has been a pundit for at least 20 years now, despite never knowingly being informed, expert or entertaining whilst also being about as blandly white and bloke-y as you can get. Had she gone for him rather than Ian Wright(who's been an outspoken champoion of women's football and also not a bloke to take racism lying down) you might think she had half a point. Simon's Jordan's vague hinting around 'diversity quotas' kinda of ignores the fact that the likes of Shearer and Mark Larewnson have held down cushy jobs for years despite offering far less than even Garth Crooks. [Post edited 12 Feb 0:43]
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The default is he was England Captain and won the Premiership, played against the best players in the world. Has experience. But not a great pundit with technical analysis. Marcel Dessaiy would come to the same studio and do a deep tactical analysis and pickup pn far more in the game on motd. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 08:15 - Feb 12 with 1301 views | Herbivore |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 08:04 - Feb 12 by MattinLondon | She may well not be a great pundit but there’s a lot of former footballers who are also poor. Are they also box ticking? As for the dimwit comment - she’s a qualified lawyer so I doubt whether she is indeed that. [Post edited 12 Feb 8:04]
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Indeed, this is the key point. There's lots of abysmal white male pundits who get no stick whatsoever from people like the OP. I wonder what it is about a Black woman giving her views on the men's game that triggers these people so much? |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 08:33 - Feb 12 with 1213 views | NthQldITFC |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 08:15 - Feb 12 by Herbivore | Indeed, this is the key point. There's lots of abysmal white male pundits who get no stick whatsoever from people like the OP. I wonder what it is about a Black woman giving her views on the men's game that triggers these people so much? |
Insecurity. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 08:46 - Feb 12 with 1169 views | TRUE_BLUE123 | I don't particularly like either Simon Jordan or Eni Aluko, but if you find joy in seeing someone "get owned" on a sensationalist radio station you are a very sad individual. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 09:22 - Feb 12 with 1077 views | Whos_blue | I can't quite get underneath the strange thread title. Take the names out and it becomes "White bloke owns black woman". Hmmmm........ |  |
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| Lol, no. It becomes….. on 09:34 - Feb 12 with 1021 views | Bloots |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 09:22 - Feb 12 by Whos_blue | I can't quite get underneath the strange thread title. Take the names out and it becomes "White bloke owns black woman". Hmmmm........ |
….”Owns on Talksport”. You have to literally add words to make it about “race”. Literally. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 09:39 - Feb 12 with 987 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 01:18 - Feb 12 by StNeotsBlue | Hold fire, Lawrenson, who I was never a fan of, retired years ago. Shearer is fine as a pundit ( and having met him seems a nice bloke). I've no idea what your line "blandly white and bloke-y means" but it probably sounds good to people who really care about approval from strangers on the Internet, so all the best. |
Shearer may be a nice bloke, but he’s very much in the same camp as Aluko in only having a job because of his successful football career. He offers no insight to the viewer. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 09:46 - Feb 12 with 957 views | blueoutlook | Jordan said it as it was. She went on, he told her some home truths. She is totally wrong about Ian Wright. |  | |  |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 10:03 - Feb 12 with 896 views | J2BLUE |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 09:39 - Feb 12 by Swansea_Blue | Shearer may be a nice bloke, but he’s very much in the same camp as Aluko in only having a job because of his successful football career. He offers no insight to the viewer. |
Shearer makes me laugh with his analysis. "X passes to Y. Y passes to Z. Z shoots and scores" Yea thanks Alan, glad you were here to break it down for us. |  |
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| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 10:05 - Feb 12 with 889 views | Blueschev | His first sentence could quite easily be a moment of self reflection, as could the second to be fair. He's a dick. |  | |  |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 10:13 - Feb 12 with 848 views | bartyg |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:46 - Feb 12 by itfc1108 | He may be, but I don't think he spoke to her any differently than he did deontay wilder last week, or Chris eubank last month. |
Trying to connect the dots here... |  | |  |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 10:25 - Feb 12 with 791 views | Blueschev |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 00:08 - Feb 12 by BlueBadger | That's the thing innit. Aluko is a rubbish pundit but Jordan is also a massive prick. |
Being a rubbish pundit is a long established football tradition. Mark Lawrenson was paid good money to do it for decades. |  | |  |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 10:31 - Feb 12 with 762 views | DanTheMan |
| Simon Jordan owns Eni Aluko on Talksport on 10:25 - Feb 12 by Blueschev | Being a rubbish pundit is a long established football tradition. Mark Lawrenson was paid good money to do it for decades. |
Michael Owen is the best example. You'd think he'd never actually played football before. |  |
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