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Quality of Life improvements 15:40 - May 29 with 1753 viewsZx1988

If you were PM for a day - what small change would you make to improve the quality of life of the nation?

I'd standardise clothing sizes. I know it's particularly bad for women, but even for us blokes it can be a pain in the arse.

I want to know that if I order an XL, it'll fit exactly the same as all my other XL clothes, regardless of brand or manufacturer.

Sizes are benchmarked as a British Standard, and all clothing must meet said standard to be sold in the UK.

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Quality of Life improvements on 15:42 - May 29 with 1308 viewsStokieBlue

If you want something that will help everyone's quality of life over the longer term I would make critical thinking an central part of the school curriculum.

I suspect you're looking for shorter term changes though.

SB

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Quality of Life improvements on 15:46 - May 29 with 1266 viewsnoggin

Stop the boats! Everyone will live happily ever after in utopia.

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Quality of Life improvements on 15:50 - May 29 with 1240 viewsCheltenham_Blue

I'd ban social media outright.
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Quality of Life improvements on 15:52 - May 29 with 1233 viewsZx1988

Quality of Life improvements on 15:42 - May 29 by StokieBlue

If you want something that will help everyone's quality of life over the longer term I would make critical thinking an central part of the school curriculum.

I suspect you're looking for shorter term changes though.

SB


Oh, I'm thinking really small stuff. The sort of stuff which is annoying, but fairly inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

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Quality of Life improvements on 15:59 - May 29 with 1191 viewsredrickstuhaart

A statutory obligation for contractors to complete roadworks in the most efficient and swift manner reasonably possible with substantial fines for breaches and for failures to, for instance, monitor and adjust temporary lights, or to remove them during periods where no actual work is happening.

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Quality of Life improvements on 16:12 - May 29 with 1124 viewshoppy

Quality of Life improvements on 15:52 - May 29 by Zx1988

Oh, I'm thinking really small stuff. The sort of stuff which is annoying, but fairly inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.


Oh, so you mean more things like deporting Piers Morgan, for example?

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Quality of Life improvements on 16:14 - May 29 with 1120 viewsPlums

I would make litter a serious offence. A first offence for dropping litter would result in a day of litter picking for the offender. The number of days would increase proportionally for repeat offenders. Fly tippers would be made to clean railway embankments.

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Quality of Life improvements on 16:21 - May 29 with 1088 viewsbluelagos

4 day week as standard and 8 weeks minimum holiday.

Illegal to drive anywhere if the journey is less than 2 miles (unless you are disabled)

Ban social media.

Free public transport.

Motorbikes not required to obey white lines and all speed limits (outside towns) +30mph for bikers.

Minimum speed limits and retests for anyone going more than 10mph under a limit (in good road conditions)

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Quality of Life improvements on 16:21 - May 29 with 1078 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Quality of Life improvements on 15:52 - May 29 by Zx1988

Oh, I'm thinking really small stuff. The sort of stuff which is annoying, but fairly inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.


Oh.

Fk it. An Autumn bank holiday

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Quality of Life improvements on 16:23 - May 29 with 1071 viewsBasuco

I would raise the minimum wage to a level that would mean that the tax payer would not have to subsidise businesses with benefits. It makes no sense that a business pays such poor wages that employees cannot live on and they then claim benefits to make a living wage.
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Quality of Life improvements on 16:31 - May 29 with 1014 viewswkj

I'd put McDonalds coupons back on the reverse of an Ipswich Busses ticket

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Quality of Life improvements on 16:34 - May 29 with 997 viewsBlueBoots

Spot fines for people walking down the middle of narrow towpaths wearing noise cancelling headphones

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Quality of Life improvements on 16:38 - May 29 with 956 viewsbartyg

Wealth tax

Four day work week

UBI

Ban fossil fuels

Restrict residential property ownership to individuals
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Quality of Life improvements on 16:40 - May 29 with 921 viewsflykickingbybgunn

Quality of Life improvements on 15:59 - May 29 by redrickstuhaart

A statutory obligation for contractors to complete roadworks in the most efficient and swift manner reasonably possible with substantial fines for breaches and for failures to, for instance, monitor and adjust temporary lights, or to remove them during periods where no actual work is happening.


Charge roadworks a punative amount per day to make sure the works were done quickly. Make it more expensive to take their time.
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Quality of Life improvements on 16:44 - May 29 with 888 viewsEwan_Oozami

Force every private dentist to take on at least 50% NHS patients.....

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Quality of Life improvements on 17:36 - May 29 with 784 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Slow lane for slow walkers and a ban on chatting in doorways.

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Quality of Life improvements on 17:38 - May 29 with 781 viewsDeano69

Quality of Life improvements on 16:14 - May 29 by Plums

I would make litter a serious offence. A first offence for dropping litter would result in a day of litter picking for the offender. The number of days would increase proportionally for repeat offenders. Fly tippers would be made to clean railway embankments.

If the country looks like a sh1thole, it will be treated as one and become one


Bang on, with you on this. Very little pride left in many areas, even to the point of people’s own houses and gardens an utter disgrace.

Broken window syndrome

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Quality of Life improvements on 17:55 - May 29 with 735 viewsSwansea_Blue

Quality of Life improvements on 17:38 - May 29 by Deano69

Bang on, with you on this. Very little pride left in many areas, even to the point of people’s own houses and gardens an utter disgrace.

Broken window syndrome


I’d give Kent to the French and then we wouldn’t have to queue for ages to go to France and enjoy better weather and fine food

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Quality of Life improvements on 18:40 - May 29 with 655 viewsMattinLondon

Childless people (by this I mean cars with no children in them) who park their fat arsed cars in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets etc to have their cars legally scratched until they piss off to other spaces. Same rules for those who park their cars almost fully on the pavement.

Anyone who shops at Argos and holds up the queue by asking questions about the product should face an on the spot fine of £100.
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Quality of Life improvements on 18:48 - May 29 with 621 viewshoppy

Quality of Life improvements on 18:40 - May 29 by MattinLondon

Childless people (by this I mean cars with no children in them) who park their fat arsed cars in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets etc to have their cars legally scratched until they piss off to other spaces. Same rules for those who park their cars almost fully on the pavement.

Anyone who shops at Argos and holds up the queue by asking questions about the product should face an on the spot fine of £100.
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And same punishment for those who do the same in disabled spaces too.

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Quality of Life improvements on 19:05 - May 29 with 575 viewsiamatractorboy

Bring in proportional representation.
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Quality of Life improvements on 19:05 - May 29 with 575 viewsDubtractor

You'd get my vote for the clothes sizing.

My minor thing would be to ban spectators having conversations during songs at gigs. Similarly I'd allow people to take a maximum of 5 pictures on their phone, and ban them from videoing at all.

Just enjoy the sodding gig that is happening in front of you, and allow the rest of us to do so too.

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Quality of Life improvements on 19:09 - May 29 with 560 viewsMark

Quality of Life improvements on 16:14 - May 29 by Plums

I would make litter a serious offence. A first offence for dropping litter would result in a day of litter picking for the offender. The number of days would increase proportionally for repeat offenders. Fly tippers would be made to clean railway embankments.

If the country looks like a sh1thole, it will be treated as one and become one


Absolutely. The amount of rubbish everywhere is depressing, and junk such as broken furniture and used mattresses is fly tipped outside a nearby charity shop two or three times a week. Surely we can catch some of these people* and use community sentences to clear up the our town.

* I mean real offenders, not people feeding birds, dropping an apple, or pouring coffee dregs down a drain.
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Quality of Life improvements on 19:11 - May 29 with 559 viewsMark

My suggestion would be dealing with 'sodcasters', people who play games, music or videos out loud on their phone on public transport and other public places rather than using headphones.
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Quality of Life improvements on 19:14 - May 29 with 547 viewsDubtractor

Quality of Life improvements on 17:38 - May 29 by Deano69

Bang on, with you on this. Very little pride left in many areas, even to the point of people’s own houses and gardens an utter disgrace.

Broken window syndrome


We all know at least one house that has their own private fly tip in their front garden. I marvel at the lack of pride that these people must have.
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