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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea 21:46 - Sep 29 with 2686 viewsElderGrizzly

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 21:51 - Sep 29 with 2292 viewsHARRY10

more in detail here

https://www.ft.com/content/ff1dc189-5531-4d81-8d17-7f332596f2cd
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:02 - Sep 29 with 2263 viewsSwansea_Blue

There's a special place in hell for that woman. I thought May was a bad Home Sec and we'd struggle to get any worse, but Patel is giving May a good run for her money.

Daughter of immigrants too, yet she can't wait to shaft over people like her parents. Pure evil.

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:04 - Sep 29 with 2244 viewsHerbivore

We're beyond satire now. It feels like we're being governed by a really hammy version of the crew of the Death Star.

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:06 - Sep 29 with 2235 viewsFtnfwest

That’d cost the earth. Just pop them back to the EU
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:16 - Sep 29 with 2203 viewsTractorWood

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:04 - Sep 29 by Herbivore

We're beyond satire now. It feels like we're being governed by a really hammy version of the crew of the Death Star.


They'd probably commission the construction of a moon sized space station, outsource its £800 trillion construction to a dormant company that was formerly a chicken soup conglomerate.

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:19 - Sep 29 with 2186 viewsHARRY10

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:16 - Sep 29 by TractorWood

They'd probably commission the construction of a moon sized space station, outsource its £800 trillion construction to a dormant company that was formerly a chicken soup conglomerate.


something like this

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:39 - Sep 29 with 2138 viewsjaykay

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:02 - Sep 29 by Swansea_Blue

There's a special place in hell for that woman. I thought May was a bad Home Sec and we'd struggle to get any worse, but Patel is giving May a good run for her money.

Daughter of immigrants too, yet she can't wait to shaft over people like her parents. Pure evil.


yeah but diane abbott

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 23:01 - Sep 29 with 2116 viewseireblue

Must be very scary to play poker against the civil servants that have to work with Priti.

Yes minister, I see, float asylum seekers using helium balloons, to reduce costs, would you like me to check the helium stocks or meteorological data first.
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 03:24 - Sep 30 with 1997 viewstractordownsouth


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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 08:12 - Sep 30 with 1903 viewsSwansea_Blue

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 03:24 - Sep 30 by tractordownsouth



She argued in defence of the death penalty on QT didn't she? It was when Hislop made her look stupid.

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 08:39 - Sep 30 with 1878 viewsKeno

I have a better idea

Can we send send Priti Patel there?

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 09:03 - Sep 30 with 1863 viewshomer_123


Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 09:36 - Sep 30 with 1836 viewsGeoffSentence

There is something to be said for an offshore asylum centre where people can be housed whilst their claims are bing handled, but Ascension Island is a bit of a trek. How about Fair Isle or Soula or somewhere like that. Or maybe they could use some of the cruise ships that are currently floating about off Weymouth. Has to be better than keeping people in detention centres like the one at Harmondsworth.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 09:54 - Sep 30 with 1810 viewsGuthrum

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 09:36 - Sep 30 by GeoffSentence

There is something to be said for an offshore asylum centre where people can be housed whilst their claims are bing handled, but Ascension Island is a bit of a trek. How about Fair Isle or Soula or somewhere like that. Or maybe they could use some of the cruise ships that are currently floating about off Weymouth. Has to be better than keeping people in detention centres like the one at Harmondsworth.


Depends who's in charge and how they're run. Otherwise you just move all the current problems (mistreatment of detainees, mental health issues, desperation, suicide attempts) to another geographical location without actually solving them. Even, by putting them further out of sight, they are simply swept under the carpet.

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 10:04 - Sep 30 with 1797 viewsGeoffSentence

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 09:54 - Sep 30 by Guthrum

Depends who's in charge and how they're run. Otherwise you just move all the current problems (mistreatment of detainees, mental health issues, desperation, suicide attempts) to another geographical location without actually solving them. Even, by putting them further out of sight, they are simply swept under the carpet.


On an island they could at least have access to the open air and some degree of freedom which would be a major improvement. Though I doubt that was the home secretary's intention.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 10:35 - Sep 30 with 1768 viewsStokieBlue

She's an odious individual.

Ascension Island itself is interesting though, it was basically treeless when discovered and the Victorians decided to import plants from all over the world so it's a huge mixing pot of different species. Obviously this has caused havoc with the native flora but has shown possible ways of introducing new ecosystems to locations (Mars has been mentioned) by basically dumping loads of different flora there and letting them compete until they reach a balance.

Those crazy Victorians.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2017/05/ascension-island-terraformed-bio

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 11:08 - Sep 30 with 1736 viewsBlueBadger

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 08:12 - Sep 30 by Swansea_Blue

She argued in defence of the death penalty on QT didn't she? It was when Hislop made her look stupid.


Which made a nice change from making herself look stupid.

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 11:18 - Sep 30 with 1728 viewsBlueBadger

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:06 - Sep 29 by Ftnfwest

That’d cost the earth. Just pop them back to the EU


Or you know, 'global Britain' could actually do its bit and take them in and treat them with some basic humanity, as is her responsibility under international law.

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 11:21 - Sep 30 with 1717 viewsitfcjoe

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 10:35 - Sep 30 by StokieBlue

She's an odious individual.

Ascension Island itself is interesting though, it was basically treeless when discovered and the Victorians decided to import plants from all over the world so it's a huge mixing pot of different species. Obviously this has caused havoc with the native flora but has shown possible ways of introducing new ecosystems to locations (Mars has been mentioned) by basically dumping loads of different flora there and letting them compete until they reach a balance.

Those crazy Victorians.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2017/05/ascension-island-terraformed-bio

SB


Looks quite nice, maybe I can go there instead

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 11:24 - Sep 30 with 1711 viewsBrixtonBlue

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:04 - Sep 29 by Herbivore

We're beyond satire now. It feels like we're being governed by a really hammy version of the crew of the Death Star.


Except it's being run by Jar-Jar Binks.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 11:25 - Sep 30 with 1707 viewsBlueBadger

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 11:24 - Sep 30 by BrixtonBlue

Except it's being run by Jar-Jar Binks.


https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/insane-star-wars-fan-theory-says-jar-jar-is-actual

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 11:37 - Sep 30 with 1693 viewsBrixtonBlue

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 11:25 - Sep 30 by BlueBadger

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/insane-star-wars-fan-theory-says-jar-jar-is-actual


Hmm, an interesting theory!

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 12:27 - Sep 30 with 1657 viewsfactual_blue

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 22:02 - Sep 29 by Swansea_Blue

There's a special place in hell for that woman. I thought May was a bad Home Sec and we'd struggle to get any worse, but Patel is giving May a good run for her money.

Daughter of immigrants too, yet she can't wait to shaft over people like her parents. Pure evil.


And, of course, a proven work place bully.

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 13:02 - Sep 30 with 1617 viewsuefacup81

Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 09:03 - Sep 30 by homer_123



Blimey, is that her Spitting Image puppet!?

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Send Asylum seekers to a volcano? Priti Patel’s latest idea on 23:18 - Sep 30 with 1527 viewsSwansea_Blue




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