| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) 12:02 - Feb 5 with 3185 views | MaySixth |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 12:33 - Feb 5 with 2805 views | Eireannach_gorm |
Coavoiding? |  | | |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 12:44 - Feb 5 with 2764 views | clive_baker |
Bottled it.
For all this talk of pressure, 'played for big clubs' etc, the bloke's a complete bottle job. Hasn't even got the balls to talk to local press through a laptop.
What a weapon. |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 13:40 - Feb 5 with 2660 views | OsborneOneNil |
Sat at home counting his money. Money he gets for failing in his job.
Probably laughing at us too. I suspect he's wearing his Norwich shirt, paired with a Dortmund scarf.
Absolute p1ss take. |  | | |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 13:48 - Feb 5 with 2639 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 13:40 - Feb 5 by OsborneOneNil |
Sat at home counting his money. Money he gets for failing in his job.
Probably laughing at us too. I suspect he's wearing his Norwich shirt, paired with a Dortmund scarf.
Absolute p1ss take. |
A half and half scarf??
Unforgivable... |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 13:54 - Feb 5 with 2615 views | MrTown |
It is a little odd I have to be honest. He is the manager of the club but has now gone into hiding from press duties.
It's a really really strange situation, since we came back from the COVID lay off he has been in hibernation. |  |
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| Does it matter? on 14:04 - Feb 5 with 2590 views | Swansea_Blue |
It's not like we'd hear anything interesting |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 14:09 - Feb 5 with 2573 views | Reuser_is_God |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 12:44 - Feb 5 by clive_baker |
Bottled it.
For all this talk of pressure, 'played for big clubs' etc, the bloke's a complete bottle job. Hasn't even got the balls to talk to local press through a laptop.
What a weapon. |
"I will never wilt" |  |
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| I assume he's concentrating on.... on 14:10 - Feb 5 with 2576 views | Bloots |
....coaching the players, making them better at their job.
He must be working out tactics, looking at a plan A, plan B and plan C for the match tomorrow.
Probably analysing the opposition looking at their strengths and weaknesses, putting a dossier together about how we can counteract and exploit them.
Then he'll be having individual meetings with each player laying out their individual roles and responsibilities, followed up by specific meetings for the defence, midfield and attack and ending with a full team meeting to boost morale and get them raring to go tomorrow.
It's either all that or he's sitting at home knocking one out watching videos of Dortmund and Celtic.
You decide. |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 14:20 - Feb 5 with 2535 views | Coco |
at home scrolling through this site and seething, vowing to never talk to us again. |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 14:48 - Feb 5 with 2487 views | joepublic |
He is sat at home.
Not researching 442 and definitely Not looking at social media. |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 14:58 - Feb 5 with 2455 views | Pique |
He’s now firmly in the bunker stage, moving non existent tank divisions around while his generals smile and nod. |  | | |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 14:59 - Feb 5 with 2448 views | NthQldITFC |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 14:09 - Feb 5 by Reuser_is_God |
"I will never wilt" |
"Wilt thou not go forth and multiply" |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 15:25 - Feb 5 with 2393 views | pointofblue |
I’m sure the answer will be out soon, via an article about Glasgow Celtic. |  |
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| I assume he's concentrating on.... on 15:36 - Feb 5 with 2368 views | J2BLUE |
| I assume he's concentrating on.... on 14:10 - Feb 5 by Bloots |
....coaching the players, making them better at their job.
He must be working out tactics, looking at a plan A, plan B and plan C for the match tomorrow.
Probably analysing the opposition looking at their strengths and weaknesses, putting a dossier together about how we can counteract and exploit them.
Then he'll be having individual meetings with each player laying out their individual roles and responsibilities, followed up by specific meetings for the defence, midfield and attack and ending with a full team meeting to boost morale and get them raring to go tomorrow.
It's either all that or he's sitting at home knocking one out watching videos of Dortmund and Celtic.
You decide. |
"You think this is pressure? I know pressure. I was only on the third pump when the delivery driver pulled up. I'd already rubbed out the easy one. That's pressure" |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 18:57 - Feb 5 with 2135 views | Keaneish |
Walking Roy Keane’s dog (no euphemism intended)? |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 19:54 - Feb 5 with 2044 views | istanblue |
Watching the DVD of the Crewe draw. |  | | |
| Does it matter? on 10:28 - Feb 6 with 1718 views | allezlesbleus |
| Does it matter? on 14:04 - Feb 5 by Swansea_Blue |
It's not like we'd hear anything interesting |
Or be able to understand more than half of the mumbling........ |  | | |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 10:35 - Feb 6 with 1703 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Isn't one of the things managers often do when about to get fired is have a big falling out with the press, a public walk out on the press (a la Mick) or just stop talking to the press?
I appreciate I might be clutching at straws here. |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:04 - Feb 6 with 1634 views | Kropotkin123 |
Still looking... |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:24 - Feb 6 with 1601 views | Keno |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:04 - Feb 6 by Kropotkin123 |
Still looking... |
arr ancient Egypt the place where his place first become out of date
In fact its a little know fact that in the tomb of one of the lesser know pharaohs Ramsey the First hieroglyphs have been found
Which have been translated as "Lambert Out" |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:38 - Feb 6 with 1566 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 14:20 - Feb 5 by Coco |
at home scrolling through this site and seething, vowing to never talk to us again. |
I wonder if any playing or coaching staff have been prominent posters on here over the years?
Pre internet I used to give Micky Stockwell copies of Dribble which by all accounts were shared around the team bus with gusto. |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:40 - Feb 6 with 1557 views | catch74 |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 14:09 - Feb 5 by Reuser_is_God |
"I will never wilt" |
Paul Spinach 2020 |  |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:43 - Feb 6 with 1546 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:40 - Feb 6 by catch74 |
Paul Spinach 2020 |
How are you coping in the lockdown? Looks like April or May until pups open (that is obviously a complete personal guess)
You guys have had it worse than most - especially as you work on low margins anyway. Are the pubcos picking up the rent bills? | |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:51 - Feb 6 with 1511 views | catch74 |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:43 - Feb 6 by Lord_Lucan |
How are you coping in the lockdown? Looks like April or May until pups open (that is obviously a complete personal guess)
You guys have had it worse than most - especially as you work on low margins anyway. Are the pubcos picking up the rent bills? |
Luckily we’re not tied to a pub co, freehold owned by a couple who have been very kind with the rent. We’re fine and I’m imagining a bumper year if we can be open from April. It’s set us back a good deal, the furlough still costs us - about £2k month for the PAYE etc and the VAT reduction on food to 5% is no use on minimal sales. The grants have helped.
I’m hoping Sunak continues the VAT reduction and business rates will hopefully go for good. Can’t see him going after the likes of Amazon/ Supermakets etc, who are having a field day - but he should.
How are you doing? | |
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| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 12:31 - Feb 6 with 1441 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Where the f*** is Lambert? (n/t) on 11:51 - Feb 6 by catch74 |
Luckily we’re not tied to a pub co, freehold owned by a couple who have been very kind with the rent. We’re fine and I’m imagining a bumper year if we can be open from April. It’s set us back a good deal, the furlough still costs us - about £2k month for the PAYE etc and the VAT reduction on food to 5% is no use on minimal sales. The grants have helped.
I’m hoping Sunak continues the VAT reduction and business rates will hopefully go for good. Can’t see him going after the likes of Amazon/ Supermakets etc, who are having a field day - but he should.
How are you doing? |
Well I feel slightly guilty as I know that a lot of people are having a real bad time but we have been fortunate and have had an amazing year - although my life is dotted with ups and downs so I await the next disaster.
85% of our sales are wholesale and 15% retail. Out of the wholesale side 50% of that are customers who list products on Amazon and they went completely nuts as soon as the first lockdown happened. It seemed that people were so bored that they were just buying things that they didn't need. We sold a years worth of some products in a month. One of said Amazon customers was a fairly new set up but he has zoomed, he was working from his home with a lock up and now he has a warehouse which he has outgrown in a few months. In the summer he was telling me how many garden toys he was selling and it was absolutely mind boggling.
I think the pandemic has made a lot of money for some people but is crippling others. I genuinely feel for the pubs and restaurants, probably because I like going to these places and have a connection with the people whereas other businesses are sort of off my radar. I have a friend who does big firework displays and everything was cancelled last year, probably cost him £1m
I don't think we will know how much businesses will / have suffered until we are opened up again but I am not as fearful as some. The High Street is dead but it was already on life support.
Business rates are an interesting thing. The rates charge is the overlooked bill that often makes the difference between success and failure.
To be fair to supermarkets they offer a good service, Amazon offer a brilliant service but I agree that they are a problem. I would suggest a 5% tax on all goods bought online. The likes of Amazon though have a way of getting round things and their operations that cover UK are based in Ireland and Luxembourg where I believe they have arranged certain tax "Deals"
Anyhoo, glad you are keeping your head above water, remind me where your pub is again, I am thinking of getting about a bit more seeing customers after all this is over and I'd love to pop in for a pint. | |
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