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What would your preferred squad number be? 12:41 - Sep 3 with 2291 viewsDubtractor

Following mullet's squad number rage, in an alternative universe where you were good enough to play professional football, what would your squad number be?

I'd go for 42, with a nod to hitch hikers guide.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 12:41 - Sep 3 with 1694 viewsKieran_Knows

39.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 12:45 - Sep 3 with 1672 viewsJ2BLUE

10

Truly impaired.
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What would your preferred squad number be? on 12:51 - Sep 3 with 1649 viewsWD19

I always went with 12 (as a full back).

Psychologically I felt it took the pressure off me not to be 'an expected starter'.

....not sure what that says about my mental fortitude.....
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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:00 - Sep 3 with 1629 viewsKeno

88

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:03 - Sep 3 with 1623 viewsgordon

Number 11 is the best shirt number, speaking as former left-winger.
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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:09 - Sep 3 with 1607 viewsMullet

8 and I’m not angry. Shut up about my rage or I’ll duff you up.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:11 - Sep 3 with 1600 viewsDubtractor

What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:03 - Sep 3 by gordon

Number 11 is the best shirt number, speaking as former left-winger.


Left wingers are the most important players. Speaking as a fellow left winger.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:14 - Sep 3 with 1592 viewsitfcjoe

What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:00 - Sep 3 by Keno

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Not a good number to have keno - associated with the Far Right!

I'd go for 7

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:18 - Sep 3 with 1565 viewsMattinLondon

13.
In my head I was an attacking full-back - in reality a poor mans Tony Dining.
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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:23 - Sep 3 with 1547 viewshomer_123

What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:18 - Sep 3 by MattinLondon

13.
In my head I was an attacking full-back - in reality a poor mans Tony Dining.


Really big shorts?

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:24 - Sep 3 with 1544 viewshomer_123

69

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:29 - Sep 3 with 1524 viewshoppy

999 - with the instruction to call that number and ask for 'ambulance' 5 mins after I enter the pitch. (I wouldn't take the knee, as I'd worry about getting up again without doing my back in)

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:43 - Sep 3 with 1499 viewsjudespiveyg

3 is always the number I pick out if I can as I wore it for all of youth football. 16 if not, which I wore at u18 level. Although what I have found now I'm playing adult football is that I'm often wearing 8 because its the only size S we have. Overall I'm not too fussed as long as I don't have 12.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:48 - Sep 3 with 1477 viewsEwan_Oozami

Why limit yourself to just rational numbers?

I'd go for:

e

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:57 - Sep 3 with 1451 viewsNorthstandoldie

11 as a tribute to my spindly legs... and also the fact I was another of those left wingers at school due to the fact I was pretty quick then.
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What would your preferred squad number be? on 14:04 - Sep 3 with 1427 viewsMetal_Hacker

Was always 10 for me ...other than when I was playing with JD for South Suffolk back in the day (name dropping) otherwise it was 8

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 14:04 - Sep 3 with 1423 viewsFixed_It

What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:29 - Sep 3 by hoppy

999 - with the instruction to call that number and ask for 'ambulance' 5 mins after I enter the pitch. (I wouldn't take the knee, as I'd worry about getting up again without doing my back in)


That'd look like 666 if you fell over.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 14:08 - Sep 3 with 1416 viewshoppy

What would your preferred squad number be? on 14:04 - Sep 3 by Fixed_It

That'd look like 666 if you fell over.


I'd have to take that risk, to look like a beast...

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 14:15 - Sep 3 with 1378 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:48 - Sep 3 by Ewan_Oozami

Why limit yourself to just rational numbers?

I'd go for:

e


'i' and while they try to figure out how minus 1 can have a square I'd be gone.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 14:18 - Sep 3 with 1365 viewsTractorCam

What would your preferred squad number be? on 12:41 - Sep 3 by Kieran_Knows

39.


This.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 14:25 - Sep 3 with 1343 viewsFixed_It

What would your preferred squad number be? on 13:23 - Sep 3 by homer_123

Really big shorts?


Probably with holes in them.

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What would your preferred squad number be? on 14:55 - Sep 3 with 1284 viewsSwansea_Blue

Three hundred thousand and thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand.


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What would your preferred squad number be? on 15:24 - Sep 3 with 1238 viewsBlueBlueBluex2

I'm going 11 too and as a former left winger I would be very disappointed should I leave the field of play with any mud upon my person. Often too quick to be tackled.
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What would your preferred squad number be? on 15:46 - Sep 3 with 1200 viewsMediocre_Quick

Was always 14 or 17
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What would your preferred squad number be? on 16:18 - Sep 3 with 1150 viewsChurchman

I suppose 4 or 8. I tooled around in midfield - badly. Couldn’t score to save my life, no pace, too short to be much good in the air. Could tackle ok, knew a few of the ‘dark arts’ and get about the pitch. God, I was rubbish. I’d love to have been able to play the game decently, but there it is.
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