| Constituents of a "Full English"..... 17:34 - Sep 23 with 5049 views | Bloots |
....should be:
Fried Egg (not poached or scrambled)
Bacon (back not streaky)
Sausage (preferably pork)
Mushrooms (fried)
Baked beans
Tomato (halved and grilled, at a push fried)
Fried Bread (not toast)
Plus a cup of tea.
Anything else is wrong, you idiots.
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:39 - Sep 23 with 2141 views | SitfcB |
I wish I could uppie this more than once. Absolutely spot on. |  |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:41 - Sep 23 with 2124 views | hoppy |
Correct |  |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:44 - Sep 23 with 2121 views | waveneyblue |
I agree with most of this, however as I am an idiot the following changes MUST be made
Remove Tomato (in any form, they have no place on my breakfast)
Add Black Pudding
Coffee rather than tea
Cheers |  | | |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:45 - Sep 23 with 2109 views | ChiefXL |
Your lack of black pudding disturbs me you wrong 'un |  | | |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:46 - Sep 23 with 2098 views | Keno |
No Hash Brown
or Fried banana |  |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:59 - Sep 23 with 2049 views | Blue_Order |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:46 - Sep 23 by Keno |
No Hash Brown
or Fried banana |
Can’t take this thread seriously with the hash brown omission. He must be at it. |  | | |
| This isn't McDonalds. (n/t) on 17:59 - Sep 23 with 2041 views | Bloots |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:59 - Sep 23 by Blue_Order |
Can’t take this thread seriously with the hash brown omission. He must be at it. |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:00 - Sep 23 with 2043 views | Blue_Order |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:44 - Sep 23 by waveneyblue |
I agree with most of this, however as I am an idiot the following changes MUST be made
Remove Tomato (in any form, they have no place on my breakfast)
Add Black Pudding
Coffee rather than tea
Cheers |
I don’t drink coffee, but this is the correct line up on the plate.
*With the hash browns obv [Post edited 23 Sep 2021 18:00]
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:01 - Sep 23 with 2034 views | J2BLUE |
Hash browns.
I would also challenge the fried bread over toast.
Well done for not calling it a fry up. We all know the grill up is the far better alternative. |  |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:01 - Sep 23 with 2028 views | Dubtractor |
I'll largely accept that, but swap out back for streaky. |  |
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| Tea, strong and ideally..... on 18:02 - Sep 23 with 2026 views | Bloots |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:44 - Sep 23 by waveneyblue |
I agree with most of this, however as I am an idiot the following changes MUST be made
Remove Tomato (in any form, they have no place on my breakfast)
Add Black Pudding
Coffee rather than tea
Cheers |
....served in a plain white mug.
We aren't Americans. | |
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| Full English, not.... on 18:02 - Sep 23 with 2018 views | Bloots |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:45 - Sep 23 by ChiefXL |
Your lack of black pudding disturbs me you wrong 'un |
...full Northerner. | |
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| Toast is an additional..... on 18:04 - Sep 23 with 2014 views | Bloots |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:01 - Sep 23 by J2BLUE |
Hash browns.
I would also challenge the fried bread over toast.
Well done for not calling it a fry up. We all know the grill up is the far better alternative. |
....product.
Usually served with frozen butter and a plastic tub of jam/marmalade/honey.
It's not part of a Full English. | |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:05 - Sep 23 with 2008 views | Ryorry |
Make it two eggs, rashers, sausages, tomatoes + 2 cuppas (or a 1 pt mug) & you're correct 👠|  |
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| Streaky has it's place Dubbers.... on 18:07 - Sep 23 with 1997 views | Bloots |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:01 - Sep 23 by Dubtractor |
I'll largely accept that, but swap out back for streaky. |
....this isn't it.
Sorry. | |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:08 - Sep 23 with 1993 views | EdwardStone |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:05 - Sep 23 by Ryorry |
Make it two eggs, rashers, sausages, tomatoes + 2 cuppas (or a 1 pt mug) & you're correct 👠|
It has to be 2 eggs
Always has to be 2 eggs |  | | |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:10 - Sep 23 with 1983 views | farkenhell |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 17:45 - Sep 23 by ChiefXL |
Your lack of black pudding disturbs me you wrong 'un |
Plus one for the black pudding.
And I'm a southerner through and through! |  | | |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:11 - Sep 23 with 1976 views | Herbivore |
Fried bread is disgusting stuff. |  |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:12 - Sep 23 with 1979 views | Fixed_It |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:08 - Sep 23 by EdwardStone |
It has to be 2 eggs
Always has to be 2 eggs |
Indeed. Although it does depend on who is cooking them... |  |
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| Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:12 - Sep 23 with 1973 views | Bloots |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:08 - Sep 23 by EdwardStone |
It has to be 2 eggs
Always has to be 2 eggs |
...dependent on gut size.
Personally I'd probably go one egg, with two rashers and one sausage.
But alternative portion sizes are totally acceptable.
(baked beans must be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot) | |
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| This thread isn't for your type, Herbs. (n/t) on 18:12 - Sep 23 with 1968 views | Bloots |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:11 - Sep 23 by Herbivore |
Fried bread is disgusting stuff. |
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| Full English, not.... on 18:17 - Sep 23 with 1935 views | Mullet |
| Full English, not.... on 18:02 - Sep 23 by Bloots |
...full Northerner. |
Chiefy is right ya daft twot |  |
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| Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:17 - Sep 23 with 1932 views | Ryorry |
| Quantities are allowed to vary.... on 18:12 - Sep 23 by Bloots |
...dependent on gut size.
Personally I'd probably go one egg, with two rashers and one sausage.
But alternative portion sizes are totally acceptable.
(baked beans must be on the plate and not in a stupid little pot) |
Baked beans in a separate pot?  Where on earth does that ridiculous practice happen - Norfolk? | |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:19 - Sep 23 with 1914 views | Mullet |
You also forgot the milkshake | |
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| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:20 - Sep 23 with 1899 views | Ftnfwest |
| Constituents of a "Full English"..... on 18:11 - Sep 23 by Herbivore |
Fried bread is disgusting stuff. |
Without dripping yes it is |  | | |
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