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Do you dunk your penis? 15:15 - May 30 with 2812 viewsitfcjoe

Well worth a read of a few pages of this thread....

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?

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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:26 - May 30 with 2716 viewsXYZ

Of the whole internet you end up there?

How does that happen?
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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:28 - May 30 with 2699 viewsKropotkin123

Disturbing but funny

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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:29 - May 30 with 2686 viewsRyorry

Not yet, but watch this space

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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:39 - May 30 with 2643 viewsclive_baker

Thought it was just me.

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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:46 - May 30 with 2620 viewshomer_123

Do you dunk your penis? on 15:26 - May 30 by XYZ

Of the whole internet you end up there?

How does that happen?


Probably best not to ask...

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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:48 - May 30 with 2608 viewsSitfcB

‘Does your OH say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?’


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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:51 - May 30 with 2593 viewsJ2BLUE

This gold surfaces every few years.

Truly impaired.
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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:51 - May 30 with 2592 viewsJ2BLUE

Do you dunk your penis? on 15:48 - May 30 by SitfcB

‘Does your OH say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?’



No, she says thimble.

Truly impaired.
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Do you dunk your penis? on 15:55 - May 30 with 2579 viewsunbelievablue

Do you dunk your penis? on 15:51 - May 30 by J2BLUE

This gold surfaces every few years.


Much like my need to dunk or not dunk my penis.

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Do you dunk your penis? on 16:06 - May 30 with 2538 viewsDeano69

Surely that's what curtains are for. Pre-marriage and house-owner, that is.

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Do you dunk your penis? on 16:27 - May 30 with 2457 viewsNthQldITFC

My grandad used to do that, but he stopped doing it after he got one helluva fright when he dunked it in the glass that grandma used to put her false teeth in for the night, and they sprung shut on him. Put him off sex for a couple of nights.

This is the same set of grandparents who went to the doctors a few years later and told the doctor that they weren't enjoying sex as much as they used to.

"How old are you Constance?" asked the doctor.

"Ninety three," said Granny, "and Percy here is ninety one."

"Crikey!" exclaimed the doctor, "Ninety three and ninety one... and you're not enjoying sex as much as you used to? When did you first notice this?"

"Three times last night, and then again this morning."

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Do you dunk your penis? on 16:44 - May 30 with 2376 viewsfarkenhell

Do you dunk your penis? on 15:26 - May 30 by XYZ

Of the whole internet you end up there?

How does that happen?


I want to know what he typed into his search engine!
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Do you dunk your penis? on 17:01 - May 30 with 2312 viewsEireannach_gorm

Do you dunk your penis? on 15:48 - May 30 by SitfcB

‘Does your OH say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?’



Comes with the obvious warning not to mix it up with the glass of drinking water ( maybe a niche flavoured water option )
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Do you dunk your penis? on 17:43 - May 30 with 2194 viewswkj

You finally realise why TWTD has sniggered at 'Center Parcs' for nearly 10 years... OH WAIT! That's a different MumsNet post.

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Do you dunk your penis? on 17:49 - May 30 with 2181 viewsDyland

"Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."


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Do you dunk your penis? on 18:08 - May 30 with 2132 viewsSwansea_Blue

We have a bucket and a jet wash. It’s like having to hose down an elephant. Def info.

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Do you dunk your penis? on 20:43 - May 30 with 1892 viewsBigCommon

Sometimes, in a mate's pint... You know?.. Just for a laugh..
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Do you dunk your penis? on 21:14 - May 30 with 1819 viewsEwan_Oozami

Reminds me of a song by Bill Nelson, just change the words of the chorus...


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Do you dunk your penis? on 22:09 - May 30 with 1708 viewsOldsmoker

I will answer YES if I get sex and of course I will answer NO if that also leads to sex.
I think I'm saying I would like sex.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Do you dunk your penis? on 22:14 - May 30 with 1693 viewsCotty

This is mumsnet’s flying cars moment. Been doing the rounds probably for >10 years
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Do you dunk your penis? on 23:15 - May 30 with 1593 viewsBigCommon

Do you dunk your penis? on 15:48 - May 30 by SitfcB

‘Does your OH say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?’



Hilarious... But in all honesty, bit of a passion killer, imo...... Might use "penis beaker" as my new safe word.
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Do you dunk your penis? on 07:59 - May 31 with 1408 viewsGlasgowBlue

I just send the Mrs into the bathroom for a toilet roll and read TWTD whilst waiting for her to come back.

Who says romance is dead.

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Do you dunk your penis? on 08:04 - May 31 with 1400 viewsDanTheMan

Do you dunk your penis? on 22:14 - May 30 by Cotty

This is mumsnet’s flying cars moment. Been doing the rounds probably for >10 years


Think it's been posted on here at least a couple of times, but it is always worth another read. Just a legendary thread.

Another one of my favourites

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