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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? 13:00 - Nov 22 with 5987 viewstractordownsouth

I've just seen someone on Twitter claim watching this will end imposter syndrome and I think I agree.


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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:03 - Nov 22 with 2957 viewsXYZ

Supersonic rail links, eh?

The UK's an international laughing stock.
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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:05 - Nov 22 with 2928 viewsSomethingBlue

Enough people still think he's a right laugh.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:05 - Nov 22 with 2925 viewsPlums

Was this after the Peppa Pig debacle?

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:23 - Nov 22 with 2879 viewsfactual_blue

I once was an event at which Mr Blair gave a speech on a relatively arcane piece of public policy.

No notes. No autocue.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:29 - Nov 22 with 2847 viewsSteve_M

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:05 - Nov 22 by Plums

Was this after the Peppa Pig debacle?


I did see an episode my nephew was watching the other week where all the kids dress up as countries and then go to the playground. It features the line "The United Kingdom is on the slide".

Maybe that's what he was referring to.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:29 - Nov 22 with 2837 viewsEastTownBlue

It is all a distraction, from something.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:46 - Nov 22 with 2733 viewsFixed_It

I thought it was Cameron who had a thing for pigs? Or were they all at it?!

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:46 - Nov 22 with 2734 viewsHerbivore

Yeah but Labour.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 14:06 - Nov 22 with 2676 viewsZx1988

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:29 - Nov 22 by EastTownBlue

It is all a distraction, from something.



Precisely this.

It's got everyone talking about Johnson's speech, as opposed to tomorrow's vote on the Health and Social Care Bill.

F**k Johnson
F**k the Tories
F**k anyone who voted for them
Doubly f**k anyone who intends to vote for them again
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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 14:23 - Nov 22 with 2607 viewsBlueNomad

I think the Tories will dump their useful idiot soon. Imagine what delights await us then....................................
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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 15:18 - Nov 22 with 2507 viewsFurrow

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 14:23 - Nov 22 by BlueNomad

I think the Tories will dump their useful idiot soon. Imagine what delights await us then....................................


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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 15:30 - Nov 22 with 2475 viewsZx1988

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 14:23 - Nov 22 by BlueNomad

I think the Tories will dump their useful idiot soon. Imagine what delights await us then....................................


Will they, though? He's still doing an outstanding job of distracting the public from the matters that should be receiving scrutiny.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 15:35 - Nov 22 with 2464 viewsitfcjoe

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:05 - Nov 22 by SomethingBlue

Enough people still think he's a right laugh.


"Good old Boris"

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 15:52 - Nov 22 with 2409 viewsdominiciawful

What a w@nker.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 15:55 - Nov 22 with 2397 viewsBlueBadger

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 15:52 - Nov 22 by dominiciawful

What a w@nker.


And what about Johnson?

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 16:52 - Nov 22 with 2304 viewsfactual_blue

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 13:46 - Nov 22 by Fixed_It

I thought it was Cameron who had a thing for pigs? Or were they all at it?!


The first rule of bullingdon club is that nobody talks about bullingdon club

Oink.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 17:32 - Nov 22 with 2236 viewschicoazul

Don’t think I won’t be in here in a few weeks reminding you all that I warned you about Priti Patel. You ran May out who, while an ignorant robot, was not an international embarrassment like “Boris” is. Think very hard about who comes after, before you do the same to the current moron.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 17:50 - Nov 22 with 2192 viewswkj

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 17:32 - Nov 22 by chicoazul

Don’t think I won’t be in here in a few weeks reminding you all that I warned you about Priti Patel. You ran May out who, while an ignorant robot, was not an international embarrassment like “Boris” is. Think very hard about who comes after, before you do the same to the current moron.


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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:04 - Nov 22 with 2157 viewsSwansea_Blue

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 17:32 - Nov 22 by chicoazul

Don’t think I won’t be in here in a few weeks reminding you all that I warned you about Priti Patel. You ran May out who, while an ignorant robot, was not an international embarrassment like “Boris” is. Think very hard about who comes after, before you do the same to the current moron.


Oh for sure, the options for who's next are truly horrifying. Not that 'we' on here can do much about that. Besides, it was the crackpot ideologists in the ERG group combined with May's spineless failure to deal with them that saw the end of her imo.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:06 - Nov 22 with 2150 viewslowhouseblue

you've fallen into the trap of using the word 'shambolic' to describe him. he is the first politician in history to own shambolic as a term of endearment and respect.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:08 - Nov 22 with 2142 viewsGlasgowBlue

Somebody has suggested he was 'Denis Healey'd'.

Can you imagine every page he turned and looked at was completely blank except for the words "YOU'RE A C==T!!

Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over
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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:11 - Nov 22 with 2106 viewsSwansea_Blue

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:08 - Nov 22 by GlasgowBlue

Somebody has suggested he was 'Denis Healey'd'.

Can you imagine every page he turned and looked at was completely blank except for the words "YOU'RE A C==T!!


What happened to Healey? I was wondering if there was a sabotage element to all this.

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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:16 - Nov 22 with 2086 viewsGlasgowBlue

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:11 - Nov 22 by Swansea_Blue

What happened to Healey? I was wondering if there was a sabotage element to all this.


Healey was due to deliver a speech and the civil servant he had been rather hard on gave him a copy to read.

As he began his speech he turned the page and it said "you're on your own you $%&@"

Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over
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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:19 - Nov 22 with 2066 viewsbluelagos

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 17:32 - Nov 22 by chicoazul

Don’t think I won’t be in here in a few weeks reminding you all that I warned you about Priti Patel. You ran May out who, while an ignorant robot, was not an international embarrassment like “Boris” is. Think very hard about who comes after, before you do the same to the current moron.


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Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:59 - Nov 22 with 1971 viewsSwansea_Blue

Have we covered Johnson's shambolic speech yet? on 18:16 - Nov 22 by GlasgowBlue

Healey was due to deliver a speech and the civil servant he had been rather hard on gave him a copy to read.

As he began his speech he turned the page and it said "you're on your own you $%&@"


Top quality sh*thousery . Must be an ‘interesting’ dynamic between civil servants and MPs. Yonks back when I was doing overseas development stuff, I’d often end up at embassy bashes or just spending a few weeks hanging out with embassy staff. You got the feel that it was very ‘them versus us’, with the politicians waltzing in under the spotlights and then büggering off to leave the work for someone else. Lots of rolled eyes and sighs, but I never did get any real gossip - credit to them I suppose, and I was young, not that interested and too busy making use of the free bar!

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