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You have been abducted 08:52 - May 18 with 1999 viewsGlasgowBlue

But your captors don’t want people to know this, so they allow you to continue posting on TWTD.

What would you post that would alert other posters that there is something wrong without alerting your captors?

Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over
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You have been abducted on 08:53 - May 18 with 1720 viewsNewcyBlue

That J2 is the greatest cook in the world.

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You have been abducted on 08:54 - May 18 with 1716 viewsHerbivore

Good point, Glassers.

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You have been abducted on 08:57 - May 18 with 1689 viewsbluelagos

Following a thorough recruitment process, I have just been appointed PR man for the South Yorkshire Police. I look forward to sharing with you all the excellent work they continue to do supporting their communities.

Edit. Might need to change my avatar too.

[Post edited 18 May 2020 9:00]

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You have been abducted on 08:58 - May 18 with 1683 viewsElderGrizzly

Donald Trump is the best President in the world
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You have been abducted on 08:59 - May 18 with 1667 viewshomer_123

I love cheese.

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You have been abducted on 08:59 - May 18 with 1666 viewsfooters

You know what, I'm voting Tory this time.

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You have been abducted on 09:02 - May 18 with 1653 viewsGlasgowBlue

You have been abducted on 08:54 - May 18 by Herbivore

Good point, Glassers.


I was aware that I’d be opening myself up for some of this 😀

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You have been abducted on 09:07 - May 18 with 1647 viewsFixed_It

I think Bluefish should post more often about PRP!

Ready! Steady! Cook!
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You have been abducted on 09:08 - May 18 with 1637 viewsBrianTablet

That Bayern Munich win, eh?

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You have been abducted on 09:08 - May 18 with 1635 viewsDanTheMan

Maybe climate change isn't that big of a deal after all.

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You have been abducted on 09:08 - May 18 with 1629 viewsITFC_Forever

Allardyce In.

(Feel dirty even typing that).

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You have been abducted on 09:08 - May 18 with 1628 viewsGlasgowBlue

You have been abducted on 08:57 - May 18 by bluelagos

Following a thorough recruitment process, I have just been appointed PR man for the South Yorkshire Police. I look forward to sharing with you all the excellent work they continue to do supporting their communities.

Edit. Might need to change my avatar too.

[Post edited 18 May 2020 9:00]



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You have been abducted on 09:09 - May 18 with 1623 viewsGeoffSentence

ALB was overrated.

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You have been abducted on 09:11 - May 18 with 1614 viewsBrixtonBlue

Vote Tory.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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You have been abducted on 09:19 - May 18 with 1599 viewsBrianTablet

What have Woodbridge estate agents got to do with anything?

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Lambert in (n/t) on 09:22 - May 18 with 1591 viewsBloots


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You have been abducted on 09:23 - May 18 with 1584 viewsgiant_stow

COYFBs

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You have been abducted on 09:24 - May 18 with 1577 viewsIpswichKnight

Leon Best had one of the greatest games ever at Lincoln in the cup.
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You have been abducted on 09:29 - May 18 with 1568 viewsMattinLondon

That Phil Ham, he really knows his stuff. Almost on par with Hampstead_blue
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You have been abducted on 09:40 - May 18 with 1527 viewsSitfcB

I’m vegan.

COYB
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You have been abducted on 09:42 - May 18 with 1524 viewsPJH

If only ITFC could win the top division in my lifetime and I could be there to see it.
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You have been abducted on 09:48 - May 18 with 1496 viewsTangledupin_Blue

I have absolutely not been abducted and am definitely not being held at Glassers Towers. Auchtermuchty St. G8 1AB. I fervently implore you to pop round to that address to confirm this. It will be no good calling out because a) I am not here and b) they have cut my ears off.

NOT. I meant they have not cut my ears off.

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You have been abducted on 10:04 - May 18 with 1456 viewsGuthrum

A short post on a history/politics thread.

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You have been abducted on 10:10 - May 18 with 1439 viewsKeno

Gav did the latest update really quickly but where the 'press this button if you have been abducted button' option

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You have been abducted on 10:36 - May 18 with 1410 viewsBlueBadger

'Lee Bowyer was the best signing that Paul Jewell made for this club and he was a positive influence in the dressing room too, I'm sure.'
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I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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