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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... 12:47 - Nov 20 with 6992 viewsDubtractor

How many pages do you think you'll generate?

Today's 10 pager has made me wonder.

I reckon I'd just about scrape 1 page, boosted by a few people asking who I was and why should they care.

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:48 - Nov 20 with 2108 viewsJ2BLUE

About 2.5, boosted by any unfamiliar posters being accused of being my new username and the 2-3 posters who don't think i'm a tw@t reminiscing about that one funny joke I made in 2004.

Truly impaired.
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:49 - Nov 20 with 2107 viewsSpruceMoose

Classic TWTD. A page or two about the actual subject at hand and then it just goes on a magical mystery tour of subjects.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:51 - Nov 20 with 2087 viewsHerbivore

Sorry, who are you?

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:52 - Nov 20 with 2071 viewsBluefish

The content of a thread isn't that important. It is more to do with a certain poster joining in on it. Someone could ask the weather and that poster could make it a 15 pager where they flounce at comments from others and tell them they should post it but then keep posting their own drivel while maintaining a right to reply

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:54 - Nov 20 with 2072 viewsSuperblue95

Given I’ve nothing insightful to say about anything ever I reckon mine would just slide off the bottom of the forum page without so much as a single goodbye, my online persona forgotten by all but a handful of elephant memoried posters.

Unless I decided to let of a few hand grenades and go out all guns blazing, which would be a lot more enjoyable.

My hobbies include being quiet during trips, clapping with songs, and diabetes.
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:54 - Nov 20 with 2069 viewsreusersfreekicks

1 reply from me i reckon
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:57 - Nov 20 with 2059 viewshype313

Doubt I would get one post, let alone a page.

At best it would be "Oh"

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:57 - Nov 20 with 2045 viewsBluefish

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:57 - Nov 20 by hype313

Doubt I would get one post, let alone a page.

At best it would be "Oh"


Oh

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:58 - Nov 20 with 2049 viewsMullet

I don't reckon Phil will let me. It'll be Gav's digital bullet in the back of the head for me.

If you go before I, I promise to stretch to at least two pages by insisting some of your musical posts weren't all sh1te x

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:59 - Nov 20 with 2044 viewsSuperblue95

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:54 - Nov 20 by reusersfreekicks

1 reply from me i reckon


Ambitious

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:59 - Nov 20 with 2042 viewshype313

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:57 - Nov 20 by Bluefish

Oh


Cheers, I can leave now.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:59 - Nov 20 with 2034 viewsKeno

if you did that I would immediately leave TWTD in sympathy

How many pages would Phil get tho?

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Depends on the reason you leave..... on 13:02 - Nov 20 with 2015 viewsBloots

....if it's a controversial subject you can expect a 10 pager where it very quickly becomes clear why they left.

Less controversial reasons for leaving, like potatoes, won't illicit much response.

I'd get 9 responses, 3 up arrows and 2 down arrows.

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Depends on the reason you leave..... on 13:03 - Nov 20 with 2005 viewsMullet

Depends on the reason you leave..... on 13:02 - Nov 20 by Bloots

....if it's a controversial subject you can expect a 10 pager where it very quickly becomes clear why they left.

Less controversial reasons for leaving, like potatoes, won't illicit much response.

I'd get 9 responses, 3 up arrows and 2 down arrows.


Have an early Christmas pressie from me

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:05 - Nov 20 with 1988 viewsfactual_blue

There'd only be responses to mine from posters I have on ignore.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:06 - Nov 20 with 1984 viewshoppy

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:48 - Nov 20 by J2BLUE

About 2.5, boosted by any unfamiliar posters being accused of being my new username and the 2-3 posters who don't think i'm a tw@t reminiscing about that one funny joke I made in 2004.


I remember that one. It was a Thursday wasn't it?

It was raining.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:06 - Nov 20 with 1978 viewsPinewoodblue

Only one way to find out.

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Balls (n/t) on 13:10 - Nov 20 with 1952 viewsBloots

Depends on the reason you leave..... on 13:03 - Nov 20 by Mullet

Have an early Christmas pressie from me



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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:11 - Nov 20 with 1957 viewsDubtractor

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:06 - Nov 20 by Pinewoodblue

Only one way to find out.


For the avoidance of doubt, I would never announce I was leaving, all seems a bit attention seeking. I appreciate that 99% of all of the internet is attention seeking, but that would be a step too far.

Also, this place is way too moreish, like heroin, so I'd never leave anyway.

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:12 - Nov 20 with 1946 viewshype313

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:11 - Nov 20 by Dubtractor

For the avoidance of doubt, I would never announce I was leaving, all seems a bit attention seeking. I appreciate that 99% of all of the internet is attention seeking, but that would be a step too far.

Also, this place is way too moreish, like heroin, so I'd never leave anyway.


More Hotel California.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:12 - Nov 20 with 1945 viewsPinewoodblue

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:11 - Nov 20 by Dubtractor

For the avoidance of doubt, I would never announce I was leaving, all seems a bit attention seeking. I appreciate that 99% of all of the internet is attention seeking, but that would be a step too far.

Also, this place is way too moreish, like heroin, so I'd never leave anyway.


Have you considered that Keno would leave in sympathy?

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:13 - Nov 20 with 1939 viewsFixed_It

The only reason I am not leaving is due to the humiliation of the resultant tumbleweed. Sorry.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:14 - Nov 20 with 1930 viewshoppy

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:12 - Nov 20 by Pinewoodblue

Have you considered that Keno would leave in sympathy?


He'd soon be back in through the back door, so a slightly hollow threat, methinks.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:24 - Nov 20 with 1901 viewsKeno

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:14 - Nov 20 by hoppy

He'd soon be back in through the back door, so a slightly hollow threat, methinks.


when I go, it will be like John Oates

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:28 - Nov 20 with 1887 viewshoppy

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:24 - Nov 20 by Keno

when I go, it will be like John Oates


Say it isn't so?

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