| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. 12:47 - Dec 1 with 4397 views | OriginalMarkyP |
I'll start:
We go again.
100% (instead of just saying yes, generally to an inane observation). |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:43 - Dec 1 with 1370 views | footers |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:39 - Dec 1 by Pendejo |
They know about football here (usually Liverpool)
I don't care what level it's at if you gone to enough games you'd have to be a complete eejit not to know something about the game. |
The ball is round and it's usually played for 90 minutes.
That's my take from watching Town over the last little while.
Will update this with more info when I have it. |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:44 - Dec 1 with 1368 views | Garv |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:28 - Dec 1 by J2BLUE |
"They love their football here in xxxxxxxxxxxxx"
"yea, no" at the start of every sentence |
If you're Steven Gerrard you add an 'of course' in as well. |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:46 - Dec 1 with 1360 views | DavoIPB |
He is as honest as the day is long
Which day - the day is very short at this time of year. Whilst doing night shifts the day doesn't feel very long. Plus how does that relate to football. |  | | |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:49 - Dec 1 with 1352 views | jeera |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:46 - Dec 1 by DavoIPB |
He is as honest as the day is long
Which day - the day is very short at this time of year. Whilst doing night shifts the day doesn't feel very long. Plus how does that relate to football. |
I bet it's not a common phrase in Greenland. |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:50 - Dec 1 with 1351 views | homer_123 |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:46 - Dec 1 by DavoIPB |
He is as honest as the day is long
Which day - the day is very short at this time of year. Whilst doing night shifts the day doesn't feel very long. Plus how does that relate to football. |
Aren't days 24 hours all over the world? |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:51 - Dec 1 with 1349 views | DavoIPB |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:49 - Dec 1 by jeera |
I bet it's not a common phrase in Greenland. |
Heard it applied to Mick Stockwell. Not sure what he had done to deserve the title. | | | |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:53 - Dec 1 with 1340 views | thebooks |
When (club) management say they’re “building an identity” or “building a culture” when what they mean is “running things properly”. Culture is not a business process. |  | | |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:56 - Dec 1 with 1327 views | footers |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:51 - Dec 1 by DavoIPB |
Heard it applied to Mick Stockwell. Not sure what he had done to deserve the title. |
Good quotes on kitchen installs? | |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 14:00 - Dec 1 with 1319 views | Darth_Koont |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:53 - Dec 1 by thebooks |
When (club) management say they’re “building an identity” or “building a culture” when what they mean is “running things properly”. Culture is not a business process. |
Actually I disagree with that. Culture is very much a business process. It’s a vital aspect of collective performance. And not the same as having other more functional processes in place, which you also need.
It’s important whether it’s a traditional business or a sports team. So probably even more in a professional sporting environment like a football club. |  |
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| Pretty much anything.... on 14:06 - Dec 1 with 1297 views | Bloots |
...Mark Ashton says.
He's the living embodiment of "management speak" |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 14:13 - Dec 1 with 1293 views | BasingstokeBlue |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:07 - Dec 1 by 3_5_2 |
Any phrase using “110%” in terms of effort etc
Anything Paul Lambert says.
He was on 5 live this morning and just irritates the fcuk out of me [Post edited 1 Dec 2021 13:09]
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I meant to give this an uppie, not a downie - sorry. |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 14:26 - Dec 1 with 1283 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
Those old enough might remember Trevor Brooking as a pundit. His stock phrase when a player had failed to score from 3 yards out or when gk chucked one in... "He'll be disappointed with that". |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 14:35 - Dec 1 with 1263 views | Jon_456 |
Everything Sam Matterface says. | | | |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 14:41 - Dec 1 with 1252 views | Sharkey |
‘At the football club’. |  | | |
| Pretty much anything.... on 14:50 - Dec 1 with 1235 views | Marshalls_Mullet |
| Pretty much anything.... on 14:06 - Dec 1 by Bloots |
...Mark Ashton says.
He's the living embodiment of "management speak" |
He does seem to get away with a lot by most fans!! |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 14:52 - Dec 1 with 1229 views | Keno |
Norwich won |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 14:54 - Dec 1 with 1222 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 14:52 - Dec 1 by Keno |
Norwich won |
Unbelievable! | |
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| Pretty much anything.... on 15:05 - Dec 1 with 1206 views | SitfcB |
| Pretty much anything.... on 14:50 - Dec 1 by Marshalls_Mullet |
He does seem to get away with a lot by most fans!! |
What is there for him to not get away with at the minute?
It will be funny when we sell players for big money though, a lot of people will froth at the mouth, especially youngsters on Twit. |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:03 - Dec 1 with 1170 views | bobwya |
"Two players going for the same ball' well they would wouldn't they? How many balls are there?One that seems to be getting used in all sports - "from the get go" What's wrong with start? | | | |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:05 - Dec 1 with 1169 views | Kropotkin123 |
X gave 110% (substitute for any percentage above 100).
No they didn't. Either they have put in the effort (training, conditioning, psychology, etc) where it means they can now reach 100% they, or you, previously didn't think was attainable or they haven't been performing at 100%, when your prior perceptions indicated they were.
Furthermore, we are now in the ridiculous situation where people are self aware that receiving praise that X gave 110%, that this is no longer a good enough baseline for some to give praise, so people feel like devaluing percentages even more by says 120%, 150%, etc. |  |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:07 - Dec 1 with 1166 views | Kropotkin123 |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 13:07 - Dec 1 by 3_5_2 |
Any phrase using “110%” in terms of effort etc
Anything Paul Lambert says.
He was on 5 live this morning and just irritates the fcuk out of me [Post edited 1 Dec 2021 13:09]
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Beat me too it... Anyway, I agree 120% | |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:22 - Dec 1 with 1140 views | Bluebell |
MIck MIlls saying “you know” in every sentence.
Players being interviewed saying “as you said” at the start of a sentence - no they didn’t say it! |  | | |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:25 - Dec 1 with 1130 views | Keno |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:22 - Dec 1 by Bluebell |
MIck MIlls saying “you know” in every sentence.
Players being interviewed saying “as you said” at the start of a sentence - no they didn’t say it! |
If Alan Lee was saying it would that be ok? | |
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| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:39 - Dec 1 with 1110 views | Bluebell |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:25 - Dec 1 by Keno |
If Alan Lee was saying it would that be ok? |
Only if I was with him when he said it.  | | | |
| Football (or real life) phrases you hate. on 16:43 - Dec 1 with 1092 views | Mookamoo |
League 1. Call it what it is. The Third Division. |  | | |
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