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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. 14:04 - Dec 22 with 3791 viewsMattinLondon

have ever successfully delivered a parcel? They really are awful.
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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:06 - Dec 22 with 1956 viewsJ2BLUE

They'll definitely deliver it


...whether it's within 100 miles of the correct address is another matter.

Truly impaired.
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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:11 - Dec 22 with 1938 viewsCaptainAhab

You say that, but we've been using all sorts of couriers this winter and believe it or not Hermes have been the most reliable, I'd say 99% delivered within 2 days.

In my experience all couriers are fine, until something goes wrong, then they're all sh*t. (Hermes probably have the worst customer service though tbf)
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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:12 - Dec 22 with 1925 viewsEly_Blue

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:11 - Dec 22 by CaptainAhab

You say that, but we've been using all sorts of couriers this winter and believe it or not Hermes have been the most reliable, I'd say 99% delivered within 2 days.

In my experience all couriers are fine, until something goes wrong, then they're all sh*t. (Hermes probably have the worst customer service though tbf)


They have no customer service at Herpes

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:14 - Dec 22 with 1916 viewshoppy



I think the strapline would be more accurate if they changed it to:

"Hermes - on a wing and a prayer"

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:14 - Dec 22 with 1910 viewsfooters

The Royal Mail lost my new boots recently. I blame privatisation, personally.

Same reason I've not won a bet with the Tote in years.

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:18 - Dec 22 with 1884 viewsEly_Blue

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:14 - Dec 22 by hoppy



I think the strapline would be more accurate if they changed it to:

"Hermes - on a wing and a prayer"




[Post edited 22 Dec 2021 14:19]

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:28 - Dec 22 with 1837 viewsstonojnr

Hermes locally are ok ime, its Yodel and FedEx especially you have to watch for. Whilst on the road DPD and Amazon are a nightmare because they just focus purely on their sat navs

So I think its always about the people they employ really,not the company as a whole
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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:29 - Dec 22 with 1829 viewsitfcjoe

I've used them a lot lately and had no real problems at all - only issue was one parcel into the North of Scotland took 2 weeks to get there

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:30 - Dec 22 with 1826 viewsKeno

lest we forget Hermes was a wily trickster who often put his own amusement above the interests of humans

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:30 - Dec 22 with 1811 viewsKeno

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:29 - Dec 22 by itfcjoe

I've used them a lot lately and had no real problems at all - only issue was one parcel into the North of Scotland took 2 weeks to get there


well its a long way and looking at the map its all up hill

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:32 - Dec 22 with 1795 viewshoppy

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:29 - Dec 22 by itfcjoe

I've used them a lot lately and had no real problems at all - only issue was one parcel into the North of Scotland took 2 weeks to get there


Which part of the Isle of Wight was it supposed to be going to?

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:35 - Dec 22 with 1782 viewsChondzoresk

I have Hermes deliveries….only once I have had a problem. Not with the delivery, but with the packaging it was sent in. Both my home address and c/o address have excellent courier delivery people. Luck of the draw I guess.
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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:40 - Dec 22 with 1764 viewsjeera

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:30 - Dec 22 by Keno

well its a long way and looking at the map its all up hill


Lagos would have got it there quicker on his pushbike.

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:43 - Dec 22 with 1734 viewsKeno

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:40 - Dec 22 by jeera

Lagos would have got it there quicker on his pushbike.


even allowing for him falling off several times

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 15:09 - Dec 22 with 1672 viewsSaleAway

Yodel in my experience are far worse...current experience detailed below... this is not uncommon...

they've had a parcel containing a number of christmas presents at the local delivery office since Tuesday 14th... apparently it got loaded onto a van, where the driver suffered a short delay.... 8 days later, it is apparently still in the local delivery office, is expected to be delivered on Wednesday 15th December, and will also definitely be delivered today ( although its 3pm and I don't believe its been loaded onto a van yet).

their chat team are utterly useless, and lie as a matter of course ( maybe they're tories), and now a large proportion of my family are not going to receive xmas presents, which were ordered on December 9th. And people wonder why Amazon keep getting business.

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 15:16 - Dec 22 with 1639 viewsDarkHorse

Not as good as DPD, but I've never had any problems with them, and I use them often.

Royal Mail are the worst by a country mile.
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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 15:42 - Dec 22 with 1543 viewsRyorry

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 15:09 - Dec 22 by SaleAway

Yodel in my experience are far worse...current experience detailed below... this is not uncommon...

they've had a parcel containing a number of christmas presents at the local delivery office since Tuesday 14th... apparently it got loaded onto a van, where the driver suffered a short delay.... 8 days later, it is apparently still in the local delivery office, is expected to be delivered on Wednesday 15th December, and will also definitely be delivered today ( although its 3pm and I don't believe its been loaded onto a van yet).

their chat team are utterly useless, and lie as a matter of course ( maybe they're tories), and now a large proportion of my family are not going to receive xmas presents, which were ordered on December 9th. And people wonder why Amazon keep getting business.


*Exactly* the same experience as yours with large no. of items of tinned etc food for my dog from Paws - the 2 boxes have been sitting in Yodel depot without moving since 14th Dec., tracking shows delivery expected "Weds 15th Dec."!
Assumed lost, had to cancel & get refund from Paws yesterday, re-ordered from Amazon, some of those replacements already arrived this afternoon.

Hermes are the pits, & beware, Amazon have been sub-contracting some things to them in the last 2 weeks, including a box of Christmas chocs I'd ordered, which were dumped into bottom of wheelie bin that the general public chucks their dogs' poo bags into as it's at top of drive a few feet from public road. Beyond disgusting.

Amazon 'Prime' not much better, just dump it anywhere. Am not a member but occasionally take up the free month, then cancel immediately so no ongoing payment next month.

DPD are superb, am very happy to give them a cash tip every Christmas, Royal Mail posties too.

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 15:50 - Dec 22 with 1530 viewswkj

Our hermes guy is actually pretty good, and by good i mean doesn't leave a steamer on my door mat

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 15:52 - Dec 22 with 1525 viewshomer_123

Like all courier and delivery companies...depends on the driver.

Our local Hermes driver is brilliant. She couldn't be nicer or more reliable. Same with DPD and Royal Mail.

Yodel though is another matter.

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 16:29 - Dec 22 with 1460 viewsfactual_blue

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 15:09 - Dec 22 by SaleAway

Yodel in my experience are far worse...current experience detailed below... this is not uncommon...

they've had a parcel containing a number of christmas presents at the local delivery office since Tuesday 14th... apparently it got loaded onto a van, where the driver suffered a short delay.... 8 days later, it is apparently still in the local delivery office, is expected to be delivered on Wednesday 15th December, and will also definitely be delivered today ( although its 3pm and I don't believe its been loaded onto a van yet).

their chat team are utterly useless, and lie as a matter of course ( maybe they're tories), and now a large proportion of my family are not going to receive xmas presents, which were ordered on December 9th. And people wonder why Amazon keep getting business.


2 mins 20 secs into this....



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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 17:38 - Dec 22 with 1379 viewseireblue

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:14 - Dec 22 by hoppy



I think the strapline would be more accurate if they changed it to:

"Hermes - on a wing and a prayer"


Theme tune by Bon Jovi?

“Whoa, we're half-way there…”
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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 17:43 - Dec 22 with 1363 viewsfactual_blue

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 14:30 - Dec 22 by Keno

lest we forget Hermes was a wily trickster who often put his own amusement above the interests of humans


boris de pfeffel hermes johnson.

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 17:44 - Dec 22 with 1363 viewshoppy

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 17:38 - Dec 22 by eireblue

Theme tune by Bon Jovi?

“Whoa, we're half-way there…”


And then the tracking suddenly stops, and you don't know if it's got any further than that.

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 18:22 - Dec 22 with 1299 viewsKentish_Tractor

I work for an online retailer so I am well aware of the reliability of many couriers.

Hermes drivers all use their own cars. So if you're sending something small they are usually very reliable. The issie only arises if you are sending something heavy or bulky. The reason delays occur is often they can't fit a bulky parcel into their car so they have to reject it when picking up their deliveries from the depot.

Yodel have vans but ure unexplicably terrible for seemingly no logical reason.

If you want reliability definitely go DPD or if you're feeling posh use UPS.

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Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 18:44 - Dec 22 with 1267 viewsjeera

Can anyone confirm that Hermes…. on 18:22 - Dec 22 by Kentish_Tractor

I work for an online retailer so I am well aware of the reliability of many couriers.

Hermes drivers all use their own cars. So if you're sending something small they are usually very reliable. The issie only arises if you are sending something heavy or bulky. The reason delays occur is often they can't fit a bulky parcel into their car so they have to reject it when picking up their deliveries from the depot.

Yodel have vans but ure unexplicably terrible for seemingly no logical reason.

If you want reliability definitely go DPD or if you're feeling posh use UPS.


On that note I have to say the local delivery driver for this area always seems to be the same lass and she is super reliable.

She works so hard that girl and I often see her car about day and night.

I swear she doesn't stop until all her workload demands are met.

Edit: She delivers for Hermes. I don't know why I failed to mention that as though it was obvious.

Edit, edit: I think I accidentally made her sound like a call girl.
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