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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? 22:05 - Oct 1 with 4509 viewsKeno

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:17 - Oct 1 with 2206 viewsPlums

You can take a free kick to yourself - as in hockey.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:17 - Oct 1 with 2204 viewsheavyweight

Anyone who screams when they get fouled is booked.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:22 - Oct 1 with 2173 viewsronnyd

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:17 - Oct 1 by heavyweight

Anyone who screams when they get fouled is booked.


Run that one past Dave Busset.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:27 - Oct 1 with 2157 viewsPinewoodblue

Change to offside rule. Cannot be offside if the ball is passed forwards from within your own half, as long as you are positioned between half wayline and edge of penalty area.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:32 - Oct 1 with 2136 viewsLord_Lucan

Anyone who dives and feigns injury is given a pink card

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:43 - Oct 1 with 2090 viewsBlueBadger

The six second rule to be strictly enforced
Retroactive bans for professional fouls
Only captains to speak to refs. Anyone else does, it's ten minutes' sin bin.
The death penalty to be reinstated for half and half scarves

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:49 - Oct 1 with 2053 viewsScuzzer

Penalties...must be taken in one continuous movement.
Flipping annoying.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:54 - Oct 1 with 2036 viewsBlueBadger

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:49 - Oct 1 by Scuzzer

Penalties...must be taken in one continuous movement.
Flipping annoying.


Staggered penalties and half and half scarves are the only thing in modern society that warrant the death penalty,

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:03 - Oct 1 with 2018 viewsVanSaParody

Players whose goal celebration is to "shush" or "cup ear" to opposition fans should be a straight red

If you score, go & celebrate with your own fans, d¡ckhead

You never know, you might endear yourself to your own supporters & them to you
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:05 - Oct 1 with 2008 viewsheavyweight

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:22 - Oct 1 by ronnyd

Run that one past Dave Busset.


That was a horrendous injury, but technically he wasn't fouled.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:11 - Oct 1 with 1982 viewsWeWereZombies

Reinstatement of 'sudden death' extra time in cup games. No penalty shoot outs, no full half hour. Just get the thing over and done with as soon as possible. Oh, and to that end I would add that anyone booked in the first ninety minutes (plus added time) is not allowed to participate in extra time.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:11 - Oct 1 with 1973 viewsBigalhunter

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 22:22 - Oct 1 by ronnyd

Run that one past Dave Busset.


Busst.
Dave Busset was Wimbledon manager.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:15 - Oct 1 with 1948 viewsGarv

If a keeper needlessly dives on the floor to relieve pressure after taking a high catch they get an immediate yellow card.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:18 - Oct 1 with 1926 viewsMattinLondon

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:15 - Oct 1 by Garv

If a keeper needlessly dives on the floor to relieve pressure after taking a high catch they get an immediate yellow card.


Good thing Craig Forrest has long since retired.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:21 - Oct 1 with 1911 viewsMattinLondon

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:03 - Oct 1 by VanSaParody

Players whose goal celebration is to "shush" or "cup ear" to opposition fans should be a straight red

If you score, go & celebrate with your own fans, d¡ckhead

You never know, you might endear yourself to your own supporters & them to you


Maybe if fans didn’t abuse them in the first place they might not do that.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:23 - Oct 1 with 1902 viewsMookamoo

Refs decision is final.

All managers have 3 opportunities per game where they can challenge a decision and it goes to VAR. If they're correct. They keep their challenge. If they lose, they lose a substitution.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:25 - Oct 1 with 1892 viewsJ2BLUE

Stop automatically checking VAR after goals.

Truly impaired.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:58 - Oct 1 with 1853 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Coloured boots to be assigned to players based on their skill levels - a bit like karate. Become good enough and you are allowed to wear the coveted black boots.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 00:38 - Oct 2 with 1806 viewsIPS_wich

Not really a rule, but take out the teams who have qualified for Europe from the Carabao Cup, replace them with the equivalent number of sides who finished at the top of the Conference.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 00:47 - Oct 2 with 1790 viewsronnyd

If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 23:05 - Oct 1 by heavyweight

That was a horrendous injury, but technically he wasn't fouled.


True, it was three on to one though. Those three Man U guys looked visibly sick when they saw it i reckon.
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 01:06 - Oct 2 with 1777 viewsOldsmoker

A fifth official.
She will be a fat lady who sits next to the stadium announcer.
When she grabs the mic and sings that's it.
Both teams will rush to the changing rooms and the crowd will hurry to the exits so that don't have to hear her off-key rendition of Aga-do.
No Fergie time allowed.

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 07:19 - Oct 2 with 1575 viewsFtnfwest

Get rid of 4th official, just seems to exist for managers to scream at
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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 07:48 - Oct 2 with 1481 viewsMetal_Hacker

Naked Female Refs (Fit ones I hasten to add)

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 08:03 - Oct 2 with 1442 viewsVic

Change the offside rule back to how it used to be.

Bookings for feigning injury (Eg, holding face when tapped on the leg) and have them applied retrospectively if it’s only picked up by cameras after the game)

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If you could add a brand new rule to football, what would it be? on 08:05 - Oct 2 with 1438 viewsKievthegreat

Add an extra assist onto goals. I think in the modern game with more passing than ever before, more players deserve acknowledgement for goals. I'd like to see football adopt the same as Ice Hockey by giving the previous 2 players in goals and assist rather than just one.
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