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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off 09:05 - Dec 15 with 2290 viewsKeno

can TWTD come up with today??

There have been some crackers since saturday



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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:06 - Dec 15 with 1602 viewshomer_123

I've seen some asking for Paul Lambert back.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:07 - Dec 15 with 1605 viewsZx1988

A seasonally-appropriate one:

They're only doing the hospital visits because they're forced to.

The 2022-2024 squad would have spent every day at the hospital if they could have and, on many occasions, Martyn Pert was sent down to Heath Road to round up stray players and drag them back to Playford Road for training.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:12 - Dec 15 with 1571 viewsWhos_blue

The "Casey McAteer clapping his old fans too heartily" one was a particular highlight over the weekend.

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That red away kit…. on 09:14 - Dec 15 with 1547 viewsBloots

….is still absolutely appalling.

It really annoys me that we have to wear it quite so much.

It looks like a crappy Sunday league kit from the 90’s.

The 3rd kit is much better, but too close to dark blue which means we can’t even use it as an alternative.

….and I’ve got to take my Dad Xmas shopping today, that’s probably the clubs fault too.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:15 - Dec 15 with 1531 viewsDanTheMan

If all our players wore black boots, we'd be top of the league.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:17 - Dec 15 with 1511 viewsWhos_blue

Clarke wouldn't have missed his chance to make it 1-1 if he pulled his shorts up.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:29 - Dec 15 with 1445 viewsFrimleyBlue

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:17 - Dec 15 by Whos_blue

Clarke wouldn't have missed his chance to make it 1-1 if he pulled his shorts up.


Not saying they are linked lol, but is there an actual reason why he wears those crazy size shorts? Superstition or something?

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:30 - Dec 15 with 1445 viewsWhos_blue

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:29 - Dec 15 by FrimleyBlue

Not saying they are linked lol, but is there an actual reason why he wears those crazy size shorts? Superstition or something?


Saggin' innit.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:32 - Dec 15 with 1440 viewsNthQldITFC

One wonders whether fifth-... sorry, sixth-column trolling is greater when the troll's actual team are at the foot of the division and falling, or at the foot of the division and showing a tiny bit of new manager bounce?

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:33 - Dec 15 with 1433 viewsMattinLondon

A couple months back, the ITFC Facebook page had a throwback highlights video to when we played Coventry and Pablo scored that 95th minute winner.

One of the comments was something like ‘when we used to play fast attacking exciting football’.

Think that was the final straw and I quite Facebook quote soon after reading that.
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:33 - Dec 15 with 1426 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:29 - Dec 15 by FrimleyBlue

Not saying they are linked lol, but is there an actual reason why he wears those crazy size shorts? Superstition or something?


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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:40 - Dec 15 with 1395 viewseireblue

Yeah, sure they walk over and clap the fans at the end of a match, but have they made made real eye contact, actually pointed out individual fans, I mean do they even know who starts what chat, I bet they not paying attention at all, people probably can’t remember when Mick Mills used to shake everyone’s hand as they left the stadium and gave advice on posture.
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:48 - Dec 15 with 1361 viewsGuthrum

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:29 - Dec 15 by FrimleyBlue

Not saying they are linked lol, but is there an actual reason why he wears those crazy size shorts? Superstition or something?


Wants to emulate Tommy Parker - in both shorts and goalscoring.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 10:18 - Dec 15 with 1257 viewsNedPlimpton

The reason the players are crap at fist-pumps at the end of a win is because they're not winning enough so not getting enough practice

They're also unlikeable and can't shoot from distance

They probably like Pineapple on Pizza and enjoy the Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 10:25 - Dec 15 with 1228 viewsMetal_Hacker

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:29 - Dec 15 by FrimleyBlue

Not saying they are linked lol, but is there an actual reason why he wears those crazy size shorts? Superstition or something?


Huge knackers ....apparently

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 10:40 - Dec 15 with 1144 viewseireblue

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 10:18 - Dec 15 by NedPlimpton

The reason the players are crap at fist-pumps at the end of a win is because they're not winning enough so not getting enough practice

They're also unlikeable and can't shoot from distance

They probably like Pineapple on Pizza and enjoy the Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special


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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:08 - Dec 15 with 1067 viewsgoperryrevs

It's insane. The rhetoric is as if we're in the bottom three.

We're underachieving. It's not quite clicking yet, but we're still in the playoffs with the knowledge that we have an excellent coach who given time is able to guide players to their highest potential.

Entitlement levels from a few of our fans is shameful. Everyone knows it's not as good as it should be this season, but the so called 'insights' (hot-takes) into why just generally show an ignorance of the game.

Get behind the team, cheer them on, and we can help it come good.

Singling out players and management with constant sniping (however frustrated we all are at times) just creates a toxic atmosphere.
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:36 - Dec 15 with 988 viewsbsw72

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:08 - Dec 15 by goperryrevs

It's insane. The rhetoric is as if we're in the bottom three.

We're underachieving. It's not quite clicking yet, but we're still in the playoffs with the knowledge that we have an excellent coach who given time is able to guide players to their highest potential.

Entitlement levels from a few of our fans is shameful. Everyone knows it's not as good as it should be this season, but the so called 'insights' (hot-takes) into why just generally show an ignorance of the game.

Get behind the team, cheer them on, and we can help it come good.

Singling out players and management with constant sniping (however frustrated we all are at times) just creates a toxic atmosphere.


The whole perception and understanding the game thing now makes me laugh rather than frustrate.

I tend to sit in West Stand, Upper and usually well back (L backwards), non season ticket holder but only missed a couple of ganmes this season.

The amount of people around who moan when players don't play a cross field ball into space or switch play etc, shouting about how obvious it is.

I admit, it is an obvious pass, as long as you are sitting in the stand, at an elevated position able to see the whole pitch without moving your head, not having opposition players close you down and 25K+ people shouting at your every move.
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:46 - Dec 15 with 957 viewsCafe_Newman

Am I the only one who thinks our forthcoming transfer window signings are a last-minute, desperate attempt by our incompetent manager to hide the fact that he has no Plan B?

EDIT: Nice thread BTW.
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:49 - Dec 15 with 928 viewsSE1blue

Paul Cook signed all the best players (there was something magic in that polystyrene training ground tea cup) and was the key to McKennas success.

We should get him back to sign new players in January with Peter Reid as his PA.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:52 - Dec 15 with 906 viewsbaxterbasics

The problem stems from McKenna's massive overachievement with a team that (on paper) had no business finishing second in 23/24.

We've gone from being more than the sum of our parts, to the opposite: underachieving with an (on paper) superior and certainly more expensive squad.

This contrast has led to hyperbole and overreaction and disappointment in the face of massive expectation.

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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:56 - Dec 15 with 880 viewstcblue

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 09:06 - Dec 15 by homer_123

I've seen some asking for Paul Lambert back.


Does the north stand roof need cleaning again?
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:59 - Dec 15 with 874 viewsbritbiker

The atmosphere has been crap since the strange man disappeared who used to make up random songs with the microphone walking around the outside of the north stand.
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 12:08 - Dec 15 with 825 viewsbsw72

Too much focus on the right wing from our supporters recently, need to find more balance to focus on the middle or even the left more.
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What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 12:12 - Dec 15 with 795 viewsblueislander

What other 'hot-take' way to slag our team off on 11:52 - Dec 15 by baxterbasics

The problem stems from McKenna's massive overachievement with a team that (on paper) had no business finishing second in 23/24.

We've gone from being more than the sum of our parts, to the opposite: underachieving with an (on paper) superior and certainly more expensive squad.

This contrast has led to hyperbole and overreaction and disappointment in the face of massive expectation.


I totally agree with this. It has been said by many of us on the sensible wing of the support base, the sense of entitlement is rife. Yes, we spent lots of money, but we did not go crazy and risk falling foul of the financial regulations. The selling clubs knew we had the money and were able to drive hard bargains.
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