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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps 08:15 - Jul 23 with 11494 viewsbluelagos

I think I might have just found the best (or worst) ever cr@p claim to fame...

The actor who played Sinbad in Brookside follows me on twitter.







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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 19:04 - Jul 23 with 1308 viewsPerublue

I was alone with Roy Keane in the David Lloyd Changing room’s watching Robert Green fu** up against the USA … one of was naked one of us wasn’t.
He didn’t have much sympathy for his error after I showed some empathy towards it.

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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 19:26 - Jul 23 with 1257 viewsGeoffSentence

Bill Oddie once commented on one of my youtube videos

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 20:09 - Jul 23 with 1199 viewsPlums

I accidentally squashed George Soros in a revolving door

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 20:15 - Jul 23 with 1179 viewsmonkeymagic

Basil Brush, Ipswich Regent, circa 2007.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 20:29 - Jul 23 with 1166 viewsMattinLondon

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 16:57 - Jul 23 by noggin

I once administered medication to a well known member of The Libertines.


When you say medication….
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 20:30 - Jul 23 with 1160 viewsthebluewizzard

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 10:00 - Jul 23 by ElderGrizzly

I tap danced with Brian Cant at a panto


Came face to face with said same Brian on the Thropeness Boating Lake in the summer of 71 - he was rowing his two children around, and at the time being 18 and cool myself and a very good friend were pushing our row boat around chasing other friends doing exactly the same thing. All we hear from said Brian was " and this is why you are getting a good education otherwise you could end up like those poor individuals" our only excuse lots of beer and smoking strange cigarettes - plus would only add those poor individuals have done OK for themselves. Happy days.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 21:49 - Jul 23 with 1060 viewsstjohnsblue

I once sold Ivan Campo a Michael Bublé Christmas CD while working in HMV.

Leslie Grantham/Dirty Den sat on a nearby table in a pub in Derby. He had a Sunday paper and 2 x 1/2 pints on the go at the same time. 🤷
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 21:51 - Jul 23 with 1058 viewsKBsSocks

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 18:50 - Jul 23 by Churchman

I’ve seen Gordon Brown’s bare @rse.

I win.


No win.

Anything Brian Cant, or Konnie or Rupa Huq beats his bare posterior.

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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:03 - Jul 23 with 1023 viewsChurchman

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 21:51 - Jul 23 by KBsSocks

No win.

Anything Brian Cant, or Konnie or Rupa Huq beats his bare posterior.


Saw the rest of it too……

Yeah, you are probably right.

The reason is that if I did gym in the Treasury building early in the morning before work, when Brown was Chancellor, he was often in there at the same time with his PS and security bloke.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:07 - Jul 23 with 1010 viewsMelford

I am the captain of the best pub quiz team in East Anglia.

https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/21

They only did it for one year but I'm still claiming it. Den Perry from Phoenix Nights hosted the final and we had a photo with a giant cheque after we won.

We had half a page in the EADT.

Dragging TWTD into the gutter since 2009
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:09 - Jul 23 with 1011 viewsDubtractor

I've shared this before, but in the early 00s I was DJing in Brighton one night, and chris eubank pulled up in his big lorry, and insisted he carry my record bag to the club for me.

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:10 - Jul 23 with 1009 viewsBlueBoots

Page 4, crap claim No.4: I appear (very) briefly in the music video for "Boom! There She Was" by Scritti Politti

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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:28 - Jul 23 with 973 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Can I just say that all of these claims to fame are, indeed crap, including my own. I find this very entertaining and heartwarming. Thank you, TWTDers ❤️

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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:38 - Jul 23 with 955 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I used to go hunt saboteuring with Chumbawamba, my daughter was recently blown a kiss by Harry Styles. How times have changed.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:40 - Jul 23 with 944 viewsChurchman

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:09 - Jul 23 by Dubtractor

I've shared this before, but in the early 00s I was DJing in Brighton one night, and chris eubank pulled up in his big lorry, and insisted he carry my record bag to the club for me.


That was nice of him. He used to tootle up and down the sea front in a big black Humvee at that time (2000 ish). Me and my work chums were staying in one of the big hotels get a few beers in and in he came. He got chatting with us and he was a lovely bloke. Interesting guy too.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:57 - Jul 23 with 926 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:09 - Jul 23 by Dubtractor

I've shared this before, but in the early 00s I was DJing in Brighton one night, and chris eubank pulled up in his big lorry, and insisted he carry my record bag to the club for me.


Just the record bag?

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 23:00 - Jul 23 with 908 viewsLibero

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:38 - Jul 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

I used to go hunt saboteuring with Chumbawamba, my daughter was recently blown a kiss by Harry Styles. How times have changed.


It's OK, mate- you get knocked down, but you get up again...
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 23:05 - Jul 23 with 911 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:40 - Jul 23 by Churchman

That was nice of him. He used to tootle up and down the sea front in a big black Humvee at that time (2000 ish). Me and my work chums were staying in one of the big hotels get a few beers in and in he came. He got chatting with us and he was a lovely bloke. Interesting guy too.


Me and my mate used to beg outside the 7/11 opposite The Level in Brighton, one Sunday morning we ended up trying to tap up attendees at Frank Warren's wedding in a nearby church. He threatened to break our legs, "if you ever pull a stunt like that again."
At a similar time Miss Slave, before we became an item, walked in on Jeremy from The Levellers getting a blow job....does she win?

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 23:16 - Jul 23 with 873 viewsvinceg

I got assaulted by chef Ken Hom at Heathrow. Waiting in a queue and someone behind me slams their luggage trolley into the back of my legs. I turn round to remonstrate and it's Ken. He apologises, I said no problem Ken.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 23:20 - Jul 23 with 866 viewsKBsSocks

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:10 - Jul 23 by BlueBoots

Page 4, crap claim No.4: I appear (very) briefly in the music video for "Boom! There She Was" by Scritti Politti


My T-shirt appeared in an Egyptian Hip Hop video.

Want the link ? Thought not.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 23:23 - Jul 23 with 859 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 23:16 - Jul 23 by vinceg

I got assaulted by chef Ken Hom at Heathrow. Waiting in a queue and someone behind me slams their luggage trolley into the back of my legs. I turn round to remonstrate and it's Ken. He apologises, I said no problem Ken.


So he went from stir frying to causing a stir, flying?
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 01:34 - Jul 24 with 793 viewsPerublue

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 23:05 - Jul 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

Me and my mate used to beg outside the 7/11 opposite The Level in Brighton, one Sunday morning we ended up trying to tap up attendees at Frank Warren's wedding in a nearby church. He threatened to break our legs, "if you ever pull a stunt like that again."
At a similar time Miss Slave, before we became an item, walked in on Jeremy from The Levellers getting a blow job....does she win?


“At a similar time Miss Slave, before we became an item, walked in on Jeremy from The Levellers getting a blow job....does she win?”

If it was you doing the honours…. Deffo

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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 05:48 - Jul 24 with 718 viewsChurchman

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 23:05 - Jul 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

Me and my mate used to beg outside the 7/11 opposite The Level in Brighton, one Sunday morning we ended up trying to tap up attendees at Frank Warren's wedding in a nearby church. He threatened to break our legs, "if you ever pull a stunt like that again."
At a similar time Miss Slave, before we became an item, walked in on Jeremy from The Levellers getting a blow job....does she win?


I reckon she does.
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 06:47 - Jul 24 with 686 viewsBenters

Nigel Farage parked on my driveway when he went walk about in my Hamlet.

Phil Neville’s wife tried to give me a signed photo of her husband,to which I declined at Wimbledon Tennis.

I used the same corporate suite again at Wimbledon as Vanessa-Mae who was good on the fiddle.

Gentlybentley
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Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 07:20 - Jul 24 with 646 viewsnorfsufblue

Cr@p claim to fame top trumps on 22:10 - Jul 23 by BlueBoots

Page 4, crap claim No.4: I appear (very) briefly in the music video for "Boom! There She Was" by Scritti Politti


I featured quite a lot inthe audience of Top of the Pops on the recording of United by Judas Priest!... other bits of the same programme also featured me but that was the best one!
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