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TWTD banhammer confessions 15:09 - Dec 1 with 4403 viewsbluelagos

On another thread at least 2 posters mentioned they got banned, neither of whom strike me as Twtd bad boys. Makes me wonder how many others have felt the wrath of Ham and what they did to deserve it?

Post your confessions here :-)

Edit: Not wanting to bring up any details of old arguments obvs.
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I've been banned a few times..... on 15:17 - Dec 1 with 2088 viewsBloots

....one was very much like fishface, but during the Jewell era where I was an early adopter of "he's a really crap manager and he needs sacking".

I ended every post with #jewellout and basically shot down anyone that had a different view.

Phil got the hump and binned me.

The other time I remember getting banned was when Asa Jennings was all over the board with his "superfan" views and I pointed out that he was flooding Twitter with begging tweets to people like Robbie Williams and Kerry Katona, asking them to listen to his latest song.

The final straw for Phil was when I posted a picture of him performing to one man and his dog (literally) in Chantry Park. I got binned for that.

Pretty sure there were others, but they were just for being a bit of a general turd (or things that we genuinely aren't allowed to mention on here!).

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Lambert out.

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I've been banned a few times..... on 15:28 - Dec 1 with 2023 viewsSteve_M

I've been banned a few times..... on 15:17 - Dec 1 by Bloots

....one was very much like fishface, but during the Jewell era where I was an early adopter of "he's a really crap manager and he needs sacking".

I ended every post with #jewellout and basically shot down anyone that had a different view.

Phil got the hump and binned me.

The other time I remember getting banned was when Asa Jennings was all over the board with his "superfan" views and I pointed out that he was flooding Twitter with begging tweets to people like Robbie Williams and Kerry Katona, asking them to listen to his latest song.

The final straw for Phil was when I posted a picture of him performing to one man and his dog (literally) in Chantry Park. I got binned for that.

Pretty sure there were others, but they were just for being a bit of a general turd (or things that we genuinely aren't allowed to mention on here!).

TWTD.

Lambert out.


"The final straw for Phil was when I posted a picture of him performing to one man and his dog (literally) in Chantry Park. I got binned for that."

*Snigger*

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:30 - Dec 1 with 2001 viewsKropotkin123

I haven't been banned, which proves Phil is a raving lefty. He's even stands against racism.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:31 - Dec 1 with 1994 viewsHerbivore

Phil has never banned me, a couple of flashing reds here and there, but nothing too bad. I think some of you could learn a thing or two about how to conduct yourself online from yours truly.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:32 - Dec 1 with 1983 viewsBluefish

I should be extra careful but the current situation is similar to how things were under keane (FORK) i wanted him out for about a year but wasn't really in tune with the rest on here. I was warned loads and eventually banned for about a year for saying I can see roy keane in Scunthorpe

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I've been banned a few times..... on 15:35 - Dec 1 with 1956 viewsSitfcB

I've been banned a few times..... on 15:17 - Dec 1 by Bloots

....one was very much like fishface, but during the Jewell era where I was an early adopter of "he's a really crap manager and he needs sacking".

I ended every post with #jewellout and basically shot down anyone that had a different view.

Phil got the hump and binned me.

The other time I remember getting banned was when Asa Jennings was all over the board with his "superfan" views and I pointed out that he was flooding Twitter with begging tweets to people like Robbie Williams and Kerry Katona, asking them to listen to his latest song.

The final straw for Phil was when I posted a picture of him performing to one man and his dog (literally) in Chantry Park. I got binned for that.

Pretty sure there were others, but they were just for being a bit of a general turd (or things that we genuinely aren't allowed to mention on here!).

TWTD.

Lambert out.


Asa has disappeared off the face of the earth.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:36 - Dec 1 with 1952 viewsGeoffSentence

I am a good boy.

Though I once got mildly told that it wasn't a good idea to post about how Kieron Dyer cut me up in his car in case the lawyers waded in.

That's it that is the only brush with the law that I have had.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:41 - Dec 1 with 1901 viewshype313

I've had the Colina stare, but no cards.

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I've been banned a few times..... on 15:41 - Dec 1 with 1900 viewsCotty

I've been banned a few times..... on 15:35 - Dec 1 by SitfcB

Asa has disappeared off the face of the earth.


I'm still waiting for his amazing online football management game to come out
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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:43 - Dec 1 with 1886 viewsBluefish

TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:36 - Dec 1 by GeoffSentence

I am a good boy.

Though I once got mildly told that it wasn't a good idea to post about how Kieron Dyer cut me up in his car in case the lawyers waded in.

That's it that is the only brush with the law that I have had.


I got in trouble for making a comment once about Bramble and Speed. Obviously I meant his team mate Gary but it all got confused with some other allegations around Bramble family members

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:49 - Dec 1 with 1849 viewsEwan_Oozami

Not been banned but I haven't gone full-on crazy with the Battenberg haters yet, despite their numerous provocations.... you know who you are...

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:51 - Dec 1 with 1828 viewshype313

TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:49 - Dec 1 by Ewan_Oozami

Not been banned but I haven't gone full-on crazy with the Battenberg haters yet, despite their numerous provocations.... you know who you are...


Vile stuff, would rather 10 years of Lambert than put that anywhere near my mouth.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:53 - Dec 1 with 1811 viewsfooters

TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:51 - Dec 1 by hype313

Vile stuff, would rather 10 years of Lambert than put that anywhere near my mouth.


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I've been banned a few times..... on 15:54 - Dec 1 with 1794 viewsSitfcB

I've been banned a few times..... on 15:41 - Dec 1 by Cotty

I'm still waiting for his amazing online football management game to come out


Splutter.

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I've been banned a few times..... on 15:56 - Dec 1 with 1792 viewsCotty

I've been banned a few times..... on 15:54 - Dec 1 by SitfcB

Splutter.


I just looked it up out of curiosity, the website's been taken down, and he's set the twitter account to private. I did not see this coming.
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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:56 - Dec 1 with 1789 viewsartsbossbeard

Just a word in the ear from TWTD's Clive Thomas, although I did mention something controversial in a WhatsApp group chat that Lucan decided to post on here which got him in trouble.

My fault, of course....
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TWTD banhammer confessions on 15:59 - Dec 1 with 1761 viewsSpruceMoose

I'm Teflon.The Moose has never been banned. Never will be banned. I'm like Icarus except I'm too hot for the sun to handle.

I did have an alternative log in binned once though...

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:00 - Dec 1 with 1758 viewsclive_baker

My old username was banned.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:02 - Dec 1 with 1743 viewswkj

I've not been banned but got in a weird disagreement with someone because one of my PMs was sent almost verbatim by someone else.

I usually get busy in real life and drift away for a few months before I get banned.

However, i will reveal one of my comedy alts. Marchomanrandysavage - i lost the password for him though.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:03 - Dec 1 with 1734 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:02 - Dec 1 by wkj

I've not been banned but got in a weird disagreement with someone because one of my PMs was sent almost verbatim by someone else.

I usually get busy in real life and drift away for a few months before I get banned.

However, i will reveal one of my comedy alts. Marchomanrandysavage - i lost the password for him though.


"I've not been banned but got in a weird disagreement with someone because one of my PMs was sent almost verbatim by someone else. "

I still not entirely convinced that you and Footers aren't the same poster...

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:05 - Dec 1 with 1715 viewswkj

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:03 - Dec 1 by SpruceMoose

"I've not been banned but got in a weird disagreement with someone because one of my PMs was sent almost verbatim by someone else. "

I still not entirely convinced that you and Footers aren't the same poster...


Here we go again

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:08 - Dec 1 with 1702 viewsTieDyedIn95

I am not banned but I suspect on everyone's ignore list as nobody reads anything I post or responds other than to have a pop at me.

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:08 - Dec 1 with 1693 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:05 - Dec 1 by wkj

Here we go again


Hi Pecker!

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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:09 - Dec 1 with 1681 viewshomer_123

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:08 - Dec 1 by TieDyedIn95

I am not banned but I suspect on everyone's ignore list as nobody reads anything I post or responds other than to have a pop at me.



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TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:10 - Dec 1 with 1669 viewswkj

TWTD banhammer confessions on 16:08 - Dec 1 by TieDyedIn95

I am not banned but I suspect on everyone's ignore list as nobody reads anything I post or responds other than to have a pop at me.


GET A GRIP, SMFH

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