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TWTD end of season clear out 09:48 - Apr 18 with 11090 viewsKeno

just as the team are having a revamp it is time for a TWTD end of season clear out?

Who gets kept. who gets a I year season extension and should be let go?


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TWTD end of season clear out on 14:10 - Apr 18 with 2959 viewsFixed_It

TWTD end of season clear out on 13:43 - Apr 18 by Bluefish

I'm like Chambers. Been the unpopular choice for a long time but year on year still out perform all the others. It is time for me to retire but it is clear the team need me and it is another player of the season year


Well you definitely aren't Gwion - because one thing we don't associate with you is self-loathing!

Ready! Steady! Cook!
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TWTD end of season clear out on 14:13 - Apr 18 with 2955 viewsWeWereZombies

TWTD end of season clear out on 14:10 - Apr 18 by hoppy

The one from Coldplay?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Martin_(offensive_lineman)

You f**k!ng tw*t, you were offside by a mile, I guess I should put my flag up and draw the ref's attention to it?

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(No subject) (n/t) on 14:25 - Apr 18 with 2932 viewsFixed_It

TWTD end of season clear out on 13:43 - Apr 18 by Bluefish

I'm like Chambers. Been the unpopular choice for a long time but year on year still out perform all the others. It is time for me to retire but it is clear the team need me and it is another player of the season year



Ready! Steady! Cook!
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TWTD end of season clear out on 14:25 - Apr 18 with 2931 viewspositivity

TWTD end of season clear out on 13:43 - Apr 18 by Bluefish

I'm like Chambers. Been the unpopular choice for a long time but year on year still out perform all the others. It is time for me to retire but it is clear the team need me and it is another player of the season year


if you're like chambers, prepare yourself for a move into admin or cheerleading next season

unless you want to try and oust mark_twtd, it may have to be the latter. can you spell go g-w-i-o-n and choreograph a chant with actions?

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TWTD end of season clear out on 14:52 - Apr 18 with 2899 viewsWeWereZombies

TWTD end of season clear out on 14:25 - Apr 18 by positivity

if you're like chambers, prepare yourself for a move into admin or cheerleading next season

unless you want to try and oust mark_twtd, it may have to be the latter. can you spell go g-w-i-o-n and choreograph a chant with actions?


Mark_TWTD isn't going to be ousted, he will be in charge of the forum during the interregnum before the new administration take over...oops, I've said too much. Please, nobody do any searches at the Land Registry on the land adjoining TWTD Towers.

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TWTD end of season clear out on 16:29 - Apr 18 with 2857 viewsMullet

TWTD end of season clear out on 14:07 - Apr 18 by Bluefish

Incredibly talented muscian with a brilliant band?


There’s a third Chris Martin?

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TWTD end of season clear out on 16:32 - Apr 18 with 2852 viewsvapour_trail

TWTD end of season clear out on 12:23 - Apr 18 by Colin_Viljoen

Anybody that posts...... N to the T


N to the MF T.

Trailing vapour since 1999.
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TWTD end of season clear out on 17:35 - Apr 18 with 2807 viewspositivity

TWTD end of season clear out on 16:29 - Apr 18 by Mullet

There’s a third Chris Martin?


he meant this guy:-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Martin_(singer)

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TWTD end of season clear out on 18:00 - Apr 18 with 2775 viewsEsseeja

TWTD end of season clear out on 09:51 - Apr 18 by ArnoldMoorhen

I know you mean it in jest, but this is an ill-advised post, Keno. There are quite a few posters on here with mental health issues, and others with Autistic Spectrum Disorders, and it won't be helpful to them if people pile on them.


I'm autistic and even I'll tell you that we simply don't care, let humour of all kind live.
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TWTD end of season clear out on 18:00 - Apr 18 with 2768 viewsBlueBadger

TWTD end of season clear out on 13:39 - Apr 18 by blueislander

What we need is the return of ex-posters. There is not enough of free spiriit on here. We should be looking to re-sign Tractor Girl at the very least. Lucan has lamented the weaknesses on our right. Toilet Blue, Benters and Taximan anyone?


Ah, the TWTD equivalents of Lee Bowyer, Wayne Brown and a past-it John Terry looking for one last payday.

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Well obviously we've got far too many..... on 18:11 - Apr 18 with 2762 viewsBlueBadger

Well obviously we've got far too many..... on 10:54 - Apr 18 by Bloots

....wide players in the squad.

A surfeit of left and right wingers, with a couple playing so wide that they are off the pitch.

They don't create any chances for others and just hog the ball until the play just fizzles out to nothing.

The rest of the team struggle to get involved for large periods of the game.

You need some width, but we really don't go through the middle enough and bring our team mates into the game.

Ultimately it's down to the manager I guess.


Off Off PR Phil?

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TWTD end of season clear out on 18:27 - Apr 18 with 2749 viewsOldsmoker

It's me isn't it?
Get rid of the oldie.
You B*st*rds.
If I knew where you lived (I don't) I'd come round and give you a seeing to (which I can't 'cos of my age and health problems) and that would teach you a lesson (which it wouldn't 'cos you'd ignore me anyway).

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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TWTD end of season clear out on 18:58 - Apr 18 with 2731 viewsreusersfreekicks

I see myself as the Tommy Parker of the 70s/80s. Rarely featuring and not distinguishing myself when i do, but for lack of better reserves am kept on
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TWTD end of season clear out on 19:04 - Apr 18 with 2728 viewschrismakin

1 more post and I'd have triggered a 5 year extension.

Never be afraid to share your thoughts.
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TWTD end of season clear out on 19:17 - Apr 18 with 2715 viewsMattinLondon

My agent has somehow got me linked with some of the biggest forums in football. Barca, Liverpool, Juve and Dortmund.

I’ve just turned down a reposting to Huddersfield so I’m unlikely to stick around here for too long.
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TWTD end of season clear out on 19:31 - Apr 18 with 2700 viewsvapour_trail

I expect to be elsewhere. I’m too good for this level.

I used to post on a German message board you know.

Trailing vapour since 1999.
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TWTD end of season clear out on 20:16 - Apr 18 with 2660 viewsNthQldITFC

TWTD end of season clear out on 12:58 - Apr 18 by Keno

I hadn’t realised Sir Les Paterson had connections with QPR?


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TWTD end of season clear out on 20:24 - Apr 18 with 2652 viewseireblue

Apprentice ball boys are still safe, surely?

I have been practicing my dis-interested face, looking around to see if any pigeons are worth watching, whilst the match is on. I have been getting quite good recently.
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TWTD end of season clear out on 20:26 - Apr 18 with 2649 viewsKeno

TWTD end of season clear out on 20:24 - Apr 18 by eireblue

Apprentice ball boys are still safe, surely?

I have been practicing my dis-interested face, looking around to see if any pigeons are worth watching, whilst the match is on. I have been getting quite good recently.


Have you got a spare cap for the keeper?

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TWTD end of season clear out on 20:32 - Apr 18 with 2646 viewseireblue

TWTD end of season clear out on 20:26 - Apr 18 by Keno

Have you got a spare cap for the keeper?


I am only an appre.....hmmmm.......errrr yes, yes I have..... and a scarf as well if he gets extra chilly.
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TWTD end of season clear out on 20:36 - Apr 18 with 2637 viewsKeno

TWTD end of season clear out on 20:32 - Apr 18 by eireblue

I am only an appre.....hmmmm.......errrr yes, yes I have..... and a scarf as well if he gets extra chilly.


Actually bring gloves, you might get a game

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TWTD end of season clear out on 21:29 - Apr 18 with 2605 viewsVic

To be honest I’m expecting the worst. I had a nasty injury earlier in the season and since then my opportunities in the team have been limited. Lack of match fitness has caught up with me and I don’t feel as though what I’ve been able to contribute has really made much difference. I tend to play centre midfield, trying to link left and right, but to often I get missed out completely.

Would love to go into coaching - I’m hoping something might come up in the youths, but I’m not hopeful. Rather expecting to have to drop down to SIL level. I’ll still follow because I think the forum has some exciting day ahead. We’ll need to keep a few of the old heads so was really pleased when Phil got Lucan to do a Mowbrey and got him out of retirement. Scored som crackers since he’s been back in the team - a real revelation for an old boy, and great to have in the dressing room. Always stops things gett8mg to serious.

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TWTD end of season clear out on 21:32 - Apr 18 with 2601 viewsKeno

TWTD end of season clear out on 21:29 - Apr 18 by Vic

To be honest I’m expecting the worst. I had a nasty injury earlier in the season and since then my opportunities in the team have been limited. Lack of match fitness has caught up with me and I don’t feel as though what I’ve been able to contribute has really made much difference. I tend to play centre midfield, trying to link left and right, but to often I get missed out completely.

Would love to go into coaching - I’m hoping something might come up in the youths, but I’m not hopeful. Rather expecting to have to drop down to SIL level. I’ll still follow because I think the forum has some exciting day ahead. We’ll need to keep a few of the old heads so was really pleased when Phil got Lucan to do a Mowbrey and got him out of retirement. Scored som crackers since he’s been back in the team - a real revelation for an old boy, and great to have in the dressing room. Always stops things gett8mg to serious.


Maybe you could coach some of the younger posters, there are a few who need it

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TWTD end of season clear out on 21:36 - Apr 18 with 2588 viewsVic

TWTD end of season clear out on 21:32 - Apr 18 by Keno

Maybe you could coach some of the younger posters, there are a few who need it


I don’t know - they seem to do one post and think they’ve made it and can post just as much as anyone. It all step overs and fancy emoji things. I can’t understand what their on about half the time.

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TWTD end of season clear out on 21:40 - Apr 18 with 2582 viewsNthsuffolkblue

TWTD end of season clear out on 10:18 - Apr 18 by fabian_illness

Well, I’ll admit, I’ve been doing just enough to get by, I know the management are expecting more, but I just can’t be bothered.


Likewise I have so much more to offer if you will give me a chance. I know I haven't performed to my potential this season but surround me with something better and you will see me shine.

Also, I am a one-club man. I love this club and no other. The fans are the heartbeat of this club. Blah, blah, blah.

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