| What would you do? A dilemma. 13:35 - Jan 29 with 2395 views | footers |
You're at work when someone sends you an Amazon link to another colleague's awful self-published book. You don't particularly like the person who authored the book, so do you:
a) Be dignified and don't read any of it.
b) Only read the preview pages for a bit of a laugh.
c) Buy it and read it in full for even more of a laugh.
d) Buy it, read it and start selectively quoting it in meetings.
This moral decision is tearing me apart, Lisa. I would ring up Radio Four for help but I think they've bigger fish to fry.
Thank you for your advice. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:38 - Jan 29 with 1649 views | acj |
D, without question!
I just hope it’s as quotable as The Room. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:38 - Jan 29 with 1646 views | DanTheMan |
It's got to be D. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:39 - Jan 29 with 1640 views | Dubtractor |
d.
As long as it fits under the 'so bad it's good' category. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:39 - Jan 29 with 1638 views | Moriarty |
Sounds like a link that could have, completely unbeknownst to you, have ended up in your junk mail. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:42 - Jan 29 with 1627 views | footers |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:38 - Jan 29 by acj |
D, without question!
I just hope it’s as quotable as The Room. |
Wonder how I'll shoehorn some of this stuff in...
"I want to ingest as much of her bodily fluids as possible."
"It feels like I'm being fellated by a cheesegrater."
"Even when I'm with a woman I end up tossing myself off."
Edit: To make clear, this person is paid to write. [Post edited 29 Jan 2021 13:42]
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:44 - Jan 29 with 1601 views | DanTheMan |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:42 - Jan 29 by footers |
Wonder how I'll shoehorn some of this stuff in...
"I want to ingest as much of her bodily fluids as possible."
"It feels like I'm being fellated by a cheesegrater."
"Even when I'm with a woman I end up tossing myself off."
Edit: To make clear, this person is paid to write. [Post edited 29 Jan 2021 13:42]
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Oh god, is it a fan-fic? | |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:46 - Jan 29 with 1591 views | SpruceMoose |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:38 - Jan 29 by DanTheMan |
It's got to be D. |
I mean, that has been my plan for Dolly's book and the forum!  |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:46 - Jan 29 with 1583 views | BelsteadCav |
Why the hell would you buy a book from someone you don’t like.
Not even a question |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:47 - Jan 29 with 1572 views | Metal_Hacker |
"A" all the way !!!!! |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:48 - Jan 29 with 1572 views | footers |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:44 - Jan 29 by DanTheMan |
Oh god, is it a fan-fic? |
Not as far as I can tell. He does like Warhammer though and is apparently writing a book about incels as we speak. | |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:48 - Jan 29 with 1565 views | J2BLUE |
A, although D is also a good choice. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:51 - Jan 29 with 1545 views | DanTheMan |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:48 - Jan 29 by footers |
Not as far as I can tell. He does like Warhammer though and is apparently writing a book about incels as we speak. |
Well I'm intrigued, by response of D is only strengthened. | |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:51 - Jan 29 with 1538 views | factual_blue |
D, plus 'Leave scathing review on Amazon'. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:54 - Jan 29 with 1517 views | DecageBruce |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:42 - Jan 29 by footers |
Wonder how I'll shoehorn some of this stuff in...
"I want to ingest as much of her bodily fluids as possible."
"It feels like I'm being fellated by a cheesegrater."
"Even when I'm with a woman I end up tossing myself off."
Edit: To make clear, this person is paid to write. [Post edited 29 Jan 2021 13:42]
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Anyone got anything nice planned for the weekend?
"I want to ingest as much of her bodily fluids as possible."
How's the project going mate?
"'Even when I'm with a woman I end up tossing myself off' a cliff"
Struggling with this one but maybe...
You ok mate?
"I've got a banging headache, It feels like I'm being' or 'Feel ated (sic) by a cheesegrater'" |  | | |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:59 - Jan 29 with 1493 views | eireblue |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:51 - Jan 29 by factual_blue |
D, plus 'Leave scathing review on Amazon'. |
The review should of course say something like
“The author is probably one of those Nerdy Warhammer playing virgins that gets overexcited by a BooHoo advert for ladies short shorts.” |  | | |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:01 - Jan 29 with 1479 views | BlueBadger |
Definitely D: always maintain a straight face and feign ignorance of the existence of the book though. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:03 - Jan 29 with 1470 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:59 - Jan 29 by eireblue |
The review should of course say something like
“The author is probably one of those Nerdy Warhammer playing virgins that gets overexcited by a BooHoo advert for ladies short shorts.” |
That's most of TWTD posters then.... |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:21 - Jan 29 with 1437 views | BlueBadger |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:42 - Jan 29 by footers |
Wonder how I'll shoehorn some of this stuff in...
"I want to ingest as much of her bodily fluids as possible."
"It feels like I'm being fellated by a cheesegrater."
"Even when I'm with a woman I end up tossing myself off."
Edit: To make clear, this person is paid to write. [Post edited 29 Jan 2021 13:42]
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When I was courting Mrs Badger, she was also being pursued by a slightly iffy bloke who was self-publishing. Naturally, we shared the 'best bits of it far and wide as he'd sent it to he in an effort to prove he was a more cultured man than the scruffy article from Suffolk she ended up with.
In certain company the phrase 'Amy! Oh Amy! Cause of a thousand sleepless, sweaty nights!' is code for any kind of loosely thinly veiled yet piss poor attempt at seduction. [Post edited 29 Jan 2021 14:33]
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:23 - Jan 29 with 1425 views | hoppy |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:03 - Jan 29 by Ewan_Oozami |
That's most of TWTD posters then.... |
I know nothing of warhammer. |  |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:25 - Jan 29 with 1413 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:21 - Jan 29 by BlueBadger |
When I was courting Mrs Badger, she was also being pursued by a slightly iffy bloke who was self-publishing. Naturally, we shared the 'best bits of it far and wide as he'd sent it to he in an effort to prove he was a more cultured man than the scruffy article from Suffolk she ended up with.
In certain company the phrase 'Amy! Oh Amy! Cause of a thousand sleepless, sweaty nights!' is code for any kind of loosely thinly veiled yet piss poor attempt at seduction. [Post edited 29 Jan 2021 14:33]
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Human beings are their own worst editors...... | |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:29 - Jan 29 with 1402 views | factual_blue |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:03 - Jan 29 by Ewan_Oozami |
That's most of TWTD posters then.... |
Only the battenbergistas. | |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:30 - Jan 29 with 1399 views | BlueBadger |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:48 - Jan 29 by footers |
Not as far as I can tell. He does like Warhammer though and is apparently writing a book about incels as we speak. |
Presumably, this opus is his autobiography. | |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:31 - Jan 29 with 1396 views | BlueBadger |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 13:42 - Jan 29 by footers |
Wonder how I'll shoehorn some of this stuff in...
"I want to ingest as much of her bodily fluids as possible."
"It feels like I'm being fellated by a cheesegrater."
"Even when I'm with a woman I end up tossing myself off."
Edit: To make clear, this person is paid to write. [Post edited 29 Jan 2021 13:42]
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Mrs Badger is currently taking a creative writing course and reports that this is even worse than some of her classmates' stuff that she's being asked to critique. | |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:32 - Jan 29 with 1390 views | BlueBadger |
Whilst we're on the subject of terrible self-publishing, I'd like to recommend the podcast 'My Dad Wrote a Porno' to all and sundry. | |
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| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:37 - Jan 29 with 1363 views | footers |
| What would you do? A dilemma. on 14:30 - Jan 29 by BlueBadger |
Presumably, this opus is his autobiography. |
I'm now reading it as his autobiography and it's all starting to make sense. Again, I must stress that he is someone who is paid to write for a living.
"As the Kleenex falls apart around my cock, I'm not overly surprised my job has descended into this." | |
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