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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says 13:50 - Sep 11 with 1968 viewsgiant_ullaa

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-no-deal-food-fuel-medicine

arf!

great stuff.


Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:20 - Sep 11 with 587 viewsgiant_ullaa

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:13 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

He's busy prepping for point 19. British, Dutch, French and Spanish navies going at it in the North Sea once again.


No. 6 looks fun for people on certain medications - played brexiters.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:21 - Sep 11 with 582 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:20 - Sep 11 by giant_ullaa

No. 6 looks fun for people on certain medications - played brexiters.


The whole things reads like homework done the night before it is due. This can't be the real prep. Can it?

Number five is probably something like:

"Expecting violence to reignite in Ireland. Oops!"
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:25 - Sep 11 with 566 viewsgiant_ullaa

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:21 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

The whole things reads like homework done the night before it is due. This can't be the real prep. Can it?

Number five is probably something like:

"Expecting violence to reignite in Ireland. Oops!"
[Post edited 11 Sep 20:22]


15 you mean? That would add up - can't see ni mentioned elsewhere.

Our fisherman better arm themselves the best they can - sounds like lawlessness on the sea with no govt boats to come to the rescue.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:26 - Sep 11 with 561 viewsChurchman

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:12 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

I could have busted that out in an afternoon just based of common sense. There has to be more to it that this sh!te they've trotted out... right?

If not the UK is more of an embarrassment than I thought.
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Clearly, from your second sentence you are getting there.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:26 - Sep 11 with 557 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:25 - Sep 11 by giant_ullaa

15 you mean? That would add up - can't see ni mentioned elsewhere.

Our fisherman better arm themselves the best they can - sounds like lawlessness on the sea with no govt boats to come to the rescue.


Sorry yeah, meant 15 not 5.

Man the harpoons.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:27 - Sep 11 with 547 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:26 - Sep 11 by Churchman

Clearly, from your second sentence you are getting there.


Please expand.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:33 - Sep 11 with 526 viewswkj

If 5 pages is the best prep we can do for a contingency plan we've needed to be ready for three years, then I worry about what we do when we take back control.

Less talked about is the bills that the prorogation scuppers. Domestic abuse Bill, fisheries bill, animal cruelty bill... What happened here is brexit and party solidarity took priority over important domestic politics, the EU didn't do that, the government did.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:33 - Sep 11 with 524 viewsWD19

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 18:01 - Sep 11 by Trequartista

Is this the post-mortem of our 1-5 defeat to Norwich? Yes it should definitely be kept secret.


ALB ensured that we put no checks in place to hinder our land border neighbours that night.

(Sorry Geoff)
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:37 - Sep 11 with 510 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:33 - Sep 11 by wkj

If 5 pages is the best prep we can do for a contingency plan we've needed to be ready for three years, then I worry about what we do when we take back control.

Less talked about is the bills that the prorogation scuppers. Domestic abuse Bill, fisheries bill, animal cruelty bill... What happened here is brexit and party solidarity took priority over important domestic politics, the EU didn't do that, the government did.
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They forgot to include page six which detailed all the sunlit uplands and the extra Wonga for the NHS.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:40 - Sep 11 with 495 viewsblueislander

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:37 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

They forgot to include page six which detailed all the sunlit uplands and the extra Wonga for the NHS.


Haven’t read it, but are blue passports mentioned?
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:41 - Sep 11 with 492 viewsfooters

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:37 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

They forgot to include page six which detailed all the sunlit uplands and the extra Wonga for the NHS.



"Yeah well, those kids probably get stickers for good behaviour, not our fault that Phil aint dishing out Paninis is it"
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:41 - Sep 11 with 490 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:40 - Sep 11 by blueislander

Haven’t read it, but are blue passports mentioned?


They'll be blue but people won't be going anywhere until 2024 because the queue from Dover is going to snake all round the country.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:42 - Sep 11 with 488 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:41 - Sep 11 by footers



Christ. What a load of w@nk.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:44 - Sep 11 with 478 viewsfooters

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:42 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Christ. What a load of w@nk.


Funday Times staffers were out of work. Reckon that'll be simple enough for 'em?

"Yeah well, those kids probably get stickers for good behaviour, not our fault that Phil aint dishing out Paninis is it"
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 21:13 - Sep 11 with 429 viewsNthsuffolkblue

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 19:56 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Yellowhammer documents here:

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attac

I wonder what's behind point 15...
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Point 11 - when they send the British immigrants back (sorry I mean ex-pats), will they overrun us like the swarms of immigrants we are currently swamped by?

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 21:32 - Sep 11 with 408 viewsNthsuffolkblue

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:25 - Sep 11 by giant_ullaa

15 you mean? That would add up - can't see ni mentioned elsewhere.

Our fisherman better arm themselves the best they can - sounds like lawlessness on the sea with no govt boats to come to the rescue.


There is a lot not mentioned -

Felixstowe, Harwich, other ports;
Effect on electricity imports to the UK;
Northern Ireland and terrorism;
Euratom

But it is all just scaremongering and less likely to happen than someone being knocked down by a car so it will be all right for many of us. And it will all be worth it too. Have you seen that fleet of new ships all lined up to sail from Lowestoft on 1 November? And those fishermen are all ready to sail them. If anyone loses their job they will soon be able to jump on one and go and wrestle back the quotas we sold to Iceland.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 22:22 - Sep 11 with 375 viewsjaykay

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 21:32 - Sep 11 by Nthsuffolkblue

There is a lot not mentioned -

Felixstowe, Harwich, other ports;
Effect on electricity imports to the UK;
Northern Ireland and terrorism;
Euratom

But it is all just scaremongering and less likely to happen than someone being knocked down by a car so it will be all right for many of us. And it will all be worth it too. Have you seen that fleet of new ships all lined up to sail from Lowestoft on 1 November? And those fishermen are all ready to sail them. If anyone loses their job they will soon be able to jump on one and go and wrestle back the quotas we sold to Iceland.


that was number 15. troubles in the north of ireland especially at border communities
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 22:37 - Sep 11 with 361 viewsPinewoodblue

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 21:32 - Sep 11 by Nthsuffolkblue

There is a lot not mentioned -

Felixstowe, Harwich, other ports;
Effect on electricity imports to the UK;
Northern Ireland and terrorism;
Euratom

But it is all just scaremongering and less likely to happen than someone being knocked down by a car so it will be all right for many of us. And it will all be worth it too. Have you seen that fleet of new ships all lined up to sail from Lowestoft on 1 November? And those fishermen are all ready to sail them. If anyone loses their job they will soon be able to jump on one and go and wrestle back the quotas we sold to Iceland.


waiting for someone to explain electricity will be held up at the ports.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 22:39 - Sep 11 with 347 viewsClapham_Junction

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:41 - Sep 11 by footers



They seem to have misunderstood where Northern Ireland is.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 22:42 - Sep 11 with 346 viewswkj

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 22:37 - Sep 11 by Pinewoodblue

waiting for someone to explain electricity will be held up at the ports.


Only takes a computer to take down the grid and supply line, in a way, it would be advantageous for electricity to come through the ports, especially if our supplier friends don't like what we're wanting to pay.

https://www.wired.com/2016/03/inside-cunning-unprecedented-hack-ukraines-power-g

Although the above was a cyber attack, the point is to demonstrate how easy it is to shut off a power supply internationally.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 23:24 - Sep 11 with 310 viewssyntaxerror

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:41 - Sep 11 by footers



That's like someone gave Cold War Steve a truck load of valium, and then played him Elgar and reruns of Tory election broadcasts Clockwork Orange style.
Yet still he got John Terry in there in Full Kit Wamper mode.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 00:15 - Sep 12 with 284 viewsjeera

"It is the government looking at every possible angle..."

If only someone had thought of doing that in the first place.

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 00:27 - Sep 12 with 272 viewsClapham_Junction

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 19:56 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Yellowhammer documents here:

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attac

I wonder what's behind point 15...
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 07:53 - Sep 12 with 192 viewsSteve_M

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 22:37 - Sep 11 by Pinewoodblue

waiting for someone to explain electricity will be held up at the ports.


Interconnectors. The French link and the more recent one to the Netherlands are used to help balance supply and demand by enabling cross-channel flows in either direction. Without an exit deal the rights under-pinning that fall away and they become unusable.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 08:13 - Sep 12 with 167 viewsSwansea_Blue

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:05 - Sep 11 by footers

Scaring them? What's there to be scared about?


Concerns about a rapid increase hayfever cases once we’re all frolicking in the sunlit uplands innit

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