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this is a laughable performance so far 15:29 - Nov 7 with 2522 viewsDyland

At least it's actually lol funny I suppose. Whatever.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:30 - Nov 7 with 2520 viewsStokieBlue

Why can some players never pass it forwards?

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:30 - Nov 7 with 2511 viewsHerbivore

We look like a Sunday league side that went out on the piss on the Saturday night.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:31 - Nov 7 with 2479 viewsfooters

We always show up for televised games. It's beautiful.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:32 - Nov 7 with 2474 viewsStokieBlue

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:30 - Nov 7 by Herbivore

We look like a Sunday league side that went out on the piss on the Saturday night.


The worst thing is that we don't look remotely like scoring. Bennetts looks like he could do something but there isn't anyone else. Sears unfortunately really doesn't offer anything as a wide forward.

Given this it means the most we have to look forward to is watching Pompey rack up 4 or 5.

I cannot fathom Lambert's logic here - it's bizarre.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:32 - Nov 7 with 2461 viewsJDB23

Can't get over there are people who genuinely believe this side has any chance of promotion under Lambert.
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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:33 - Nov 7 with 2441 viewsMatt_Netherlands

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:32 - Nov 7 by StokieBlue

The worst thing is that we don't look remotely like scoring. Bennetts looks like he could do something but there isn't anyone else. Sears unfortunately really doesn't offer anything as a wide forward.

Given this it means the most we have to look forward to is watching Pompey rack up 4 or 5.

I cannot fathom Lambert's logic here - it's bizarre.

SB


Scoring? We have to actually have the ball in their half for that to happen....
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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:33 - Nov 7 with 2435 viewsDubtractor

We are offering nothing at all are we.

Commentator just said Bing Bang Bong though, undoubted highlight of the game so far.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:35 - Nov 7 with 2387 viewsjayessess

If we are going to put the reserves in for the cups, can we not at least impress upon them the need to play with a bit of intensity? Or, y'know, have them actually fulfil some tactical plan?

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:35 - Nov 7 with 2358 viewsHerbivore

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:32 - Nov 7 by StokieBlue

The worst thing is that we don't look remotely like scoring. Bennetts looks like he could do something but there isn't anyone else. Sears unfortunately really doesn't offer anything as a wide forward.

Given this it means the most we have to look forward to is watching Pompey rack up 4 or 5.

I cannot fathom Lambert's logic here - it's bizarre.

SB


He doesn't know how to put a side together. We're finally playing the right system for our sqaud, but Lambert doesn't know how to get it working. We've had a few good spells in games this season but that's almost entirely been down to the individual talents of Dozzell and Bishop (and Cafu Chambers) and not because of our shape or tactics. Our line ups are so one paced and predictable, which is frustrating as we do have some players capable of more than that.
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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:36 - Nov 7 with 2353 viewsfootball89

No leadership on the pitch, no one looking like staking a claim in the starting 11. Boring and predictable.
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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:37 - Nov 7 with 2343 viewsLankHenners

Something a bit funny about teams working out they can just sit off and let us do nothing with the ball before eventually giving it away then attacking fast and getting a good chance as we’re too crap to do anything about it.

Poor from Lambert this really, I know we all expect this from us in the Cup but you should either go strong (especially with no league game for 2 weeks) or treat it as a an U23 game and get the likes of Dobra, Simpson etc. involved rather than this rubbish halfway house.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:38 - Nov 7 with 2305 viewsMatt_Netherlands

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:36 - Nov 7 by football89

No leadership on the pitch, no one looking like staking a claim in the starting 11. Boring and predictable.


Agree nobody staking a claim for a start. Will do nothing to shake off any complacency amongst the regulars though.
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totes (n/t) on 15:39 - Nov 7 with 2296 viewsDyland

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:37 - Nov 7 by LankHenners

Something a bit funny about teams working out they can just sit off and let us do nothing with the ball before eventually giving it away then attacking fast and getting a good chance as we’re too crap to do anything about it.

Poor from Lambert this really, I know we all expect this from us in the Cup but you should either go strong (especially with no league game for 2 weeks) or treat it as a an U23 game and get the likes of Dobra, Simpson etc. involved rather than this rubbish halfway house.



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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:39 - Nov 7 with 2276 viewsHerbivore

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:37 - Nov 7 by LankHenners

Something a bit funny about teams working out they can just sit off and let us do nothing with the ball before eventually giving it away then attacking fast and getting a good chance as we’re too crap to do anything about it.

Poor from Lambert this really, I know we all expect this from us in the Cup but you should either go strong (especially with no league game for 2 weeks) or treat it as a an U23 game and get the likes of Dobra, Simpson etc. involved rather than this rubbish halfway house.


This is a proper old school reserve team. Utterly pointless. Lambert is sh!t, I can't wait for him to go.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:40 - Nov 7 with 2265 viewsSpruceMoose

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:32 - Nov 7 by StokieBlue

The worst thing is that we don't look remotely like scoring. Bennetts looks like he could do something but there isn't anyone else. Sears unfortunately really doesn't offer anything as a wide forward.

Given this it means the most we have to look forward to is watching Pompey rack up 4 or 5.

I cannot fathom Lambert's logic here - it's bizarre.

SB


Bennetts must wonder what the hell he's doing here.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:40 - Nov 7 with 2255 viewsjayessess

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:37 - Nov 7 by LankHenners

Something a bit funny about teams working out they can just sit off and let us do nothing with the ball before eventually giving it away then attacking fast and getting a good chance as we’re too crap to do anything about it.

Poor from Lambert this really, I know we all expect this from us in the Cup but you should either go strong (especially with no league game for 2 weeks) or treat it as a an U23 game and get the likes of Dobra, Simpson etc. involved rather than this rubbish halfway house.


Thing is, if it was our first team versus their reserves, you know it wouldn't be this one-sided.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:41 - Nov 7 with 2241 viewsDubtractor

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:37 - Nov 7 by LankHenners

Something a bit funny about teams working out they can just sit off and let us do nothing with the ball before eventually giving it away then attacking fast and getting a good chance as we’re too crap to do anything about it.

Poor from Lambert this really, I know we all expect this from us in the Cup but you should either go strong (especially with no league game for 2 weeks) or treat it as a an U23 game and get the likes of Dobra, Simpson etc. involved rather than this rubbish halfway house.


100% on that first paragraph.

It is so damn predictable, and way too easy to play against.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:41 - Nov 7 with 2241 viewsfooters

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:39 - Nov 7 by Herbivore

This is a proper old school reserve team. Utterly pointless. Lambert is sh!t, I can't wait for him to go.


He's learnt his lessons though and is a completely changed man this season.

Or something.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:43 - Nov 7 with 2219 viewsDanTheMan

You're right it's not even painful. It's just funny.

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this is a laughable performance so far on 15:46 - Nov 7 with 2193 viewsMatt_Netherlands

this is a laughable performance so far on 15:43 - Nov 7 by DanTheMan

You're right it's not even painful. It's just funny.


Has their keeper even kicked the ball yet? Let alone make a save?
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this is a laughable performance so far on 16:01 - Nov 7 with 2138 viewsFenboyBlue

At least this half time music on the BBC is a bit catchy.
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