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Little men 23:18 - Mar 11 with 5184 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Hitler 5' 7"
Stalin 5' 4"
Lenin 5' 4"
Mussolini 5' 5"
Putin 5' 6"


"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Little men on 07:05 - Mar 12 with 1757 viewsWestStanderLaLaLa

Little men on 00:13 - Mar 12 by Bugs

That's depressing.

I'm 6'4" and a wanna be fascist dictator, it seems my height is against me,


Never give up, Idi Amin and Bin Laden were both your height .

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Little men on 07:07 - Mar 12 with 1755 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Little men on 00:02 - Mar 12 by You_Bloo_Right

In 1914 the mean height of adult men by country was:

Country Mean Height
Austria 5' 2"
Italy 5'
Russia 5'

The mean height in those countries by 2014 was 5' 5"/5' 6".

So it seems really that Hitler, Stalin, Lenin and Mussolini were relative giants compared to Putin as they were all 4 or 5 inches taller than the mean whereas Vlad stands pretty much in the middle.


Smells of little man fake news.

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Little men on 07:29 - Mar 12 with 1730 viewsMattinLondon

Castro, Amin, Saddam, Gaddafi were all well above average height.
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Little men on 07:37 - Mar 12 with 1722 viewsMattinLondon

Little men on 05:32 - Mar 12 by Churchman

Catherine the Great?


Elizabeth 1.
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Little men on 08:04 - Mar 12 with 1707 viewsSwansea_Blue

Little men on 00:14 - Mar 12 by factual_blue

15th Battalion The Cheshire Regiments.

Total psychopaths. All under 5' 3"

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/big-read--small-men-2925191


The Gurkhas, they're all tiny and complete nutjobs.

My father in law reckons small men speak so much crap because their mouths are closer to their arses. Which is a bit rude.

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Little men on 08:16 - Mar 12 with 1688 viewsChurchman

Little men on 07:37 - Mar 12 by MattinLondon

Elizabeth 1.


Yes, but despite war with Spain I don’t think Liz 1 invaded anywhere. Neither did Mary 1. Boudicca just massacred a load of romans and locals (about 80k), but that was a rebellion. Queen Anne had a little war going on (Duke of Marlborough n all that), but nothing to compare with Catherine t Great.
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Little men on 08:23 - Mar 12 with 1673 viewsMatterhorn

We could almost make up a psycho team, Paul hurst as manager with Cyril Lea as sponge man, sivell in goal, Tabb, Stockwell, Gates, Milts isn’t that big, more I’ve forgotten in my old age!
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Little men on 08:30 - Mar 12 with 1666 viewshoppy

Little men on 05:32 - Mar 12 by Churchman

Catherine the Great?


To be fair, she was much taller than the lesser known Catherine Not So Great.

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Little men on 08:39 - Mar 12 with 1642 viewsChurchman

Little men on 08:23 - Mar 12 by Matterhorn

We could almost make up a psycho team, Paul hurst as manager with Cyril Lea as sponge man, sivell in goal, Tabb, Stockwell, Gates, Milts isn’t that big, more I’ve forgotten in my old age!


Mick Mills is in. 5’6” according to the interweb
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Little men on 08:55 - Mar 12 with 1627 viewshoppy

Little men on 08:23 - Mar 12 by Matterhorn

We could almost make up a psycho team, Paul hurst as manager with Cyril Lea as sponge man, sivell in goal, Tabb, Stockwell, Gates, Milts isn’t that big, more I’ve forgotten in my old age!


Jaime Peters is a definite. What about David Johnson mk 2?

Oh, and Conor Chaplin too, of course.
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Little men on 09:01 - Mar 12 with 1622 viewsNthQldITFC

Little men on 00:02 - Mar 12 by You_Bloo_Right

In 1914 the mean height of adult men by country was:

Country Mean Height
Austria 5' 2"
Italy 5'
Russia 5'

The mean height in those countries by 2014 was 5' 5"/5' 6".

So it seems really that Hitler, Stalin, Lenin and Mussolini were relative giants compared to Putin as they were all 4 or 5 inches taller than the mean whereas Vlad stands pretty much in the middle.


What about the height of the generous adult men of those countries? It seems a bit mean to just include the mean ones, even if meanness is a la mode.

What about willies?

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Little men on 09:18 - Mar 12 with 1606 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Little men on 07:07 - Mar 12 by BanksterDebtSlave

Smells of little man fake news.


Covid impacted your sense of smell?

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jul/26/tall-story-men-and-women-have-gr

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Little men on 09:21 - Mar 12 with 1603 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Little men on 09:18 - Mar 12 by You_Bloo_Right

Covid impacted your sense of smell?

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jul/26/tall-story-men-and-women-have-gr


But apart from that.

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Little men on 09:27 - Mar 12 with 1592 viewsBent_double

I'm pretty sure there have been plenty of nasty lanky blokes too, you know, the bullying type who love to lord it over anyone smaller than them.

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Little men on 09:32 - Mar 12 with 1585 viewsKeno

Little men on 07:03 - Mar 12 by BanksterDebtSlave

In the household or countries?


whats that saying 'behind every man is a psycho raving looney unreasonable opinionated woman'

or is that just me?

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Little men on 09:45 - Mar 12 with 1564 viewshoppy

Little men on 09:32 - Mar 12 by Keno

whats that saying 'behind every man is a psycho raving looney unreasonable opinionated woman'

or is that just me?


I doubt you’re behind every man, and I wouldn’t describe you like that anyway.

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Little men on 09:49 - Mar 12 with 1561 viewseastangliaisblue

Little men on 05:11 - Mar 12 by Ryorry

Elephant in the room -

How many women in history have deliberately, proactively started military wars (ie by attacking/invading another country)? I don't mean reacting defensively to invasion, so not Liz1 or Thatcher.

How many women have become dictators?


I dare say if only women were allowed to be elected as leaders, there would be no wars.
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Little men on 09:50 - Mar 12 with 1560 viewsKeno

Little men on 09:45 - Mar 12 by hoppy

I doubt you’re behind every man, and I wouldn’t describe you like that anyway.


and I doubt you would describe KJ in anyway similar to that either

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Little men on 09:57 - Mar 12 with 1555 viewsLord_Lucan

Little men on 05:32 - Mar 12 by Churchman

Catherine the Great?


Hitler and Putin are bleeding heart liberals compared to Lady Lucan

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Little men on 10:03 - Mar 12 with 1552 viewsbrogansnose

Napoleon 5' 6", which is why he sat on a big horse with an oversize hat to compensate.
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Little men on 10:11 - Mar 12 with 1545 viewsBlueStreak

Little men on 23:41 - Mar 11 by Lord_Lucan

I think Bluestreak and Bossbeard would be amongst the relegation candidates in that list.


Morning
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Little men on 10:13 - Mar 12 with 1548 viewsChurchman

Little men on 10:03 - Mar 12 by brogansnose

Napoleon 5' 6", which is why he sat on a big horse with an oversize hat to compensate.


I don’t think the horse was that big, by horse standards. It was called Marengo and it’s skeleton is preserved.

Big hat though - Napoleon, not the horse. They don’t normally wear hats.
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Little men on 10:32 - Mar 12 with 1527 viewsKeno

Little men on 10:13 - Mar 12 by Churchman

I don’t think the horse was that big, by horse standards. It was called Marengo and it’s skeleton is preserved.

Big hat though - Napoleon, not the horse. They don’t normally wear hats.



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Little men on 10:42 - Mar 12 with 1521 viewsGuthrum

Little men on 10:03 - Mar 12 by brogansnose

Napoleon 5' 6", which is why he sat on a big horse with an oversize hat to compensate.


It was an artistic convention to paint leaders on oversized horses - but to give those animals unrealistically small heads. Which was considered flattering to the rider, for some reason.

Like this one of Charles I (who was also quite short):


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