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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says 13:50 - Sep 11 with 2342 viewsgiant_ullaa

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-no-deal-food-fuel-medicine

arf!

great stuff.


Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 13:52 - Sep 11 with 1288 viewsSpruceMoose

Seems reasonable. Can't have the plebs knowing the truth after all.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 13:54 - Sep 11 with 1278 viewsgiant_ullaa

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 13:52 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Seems reasonable. Can't have the plebs knowing the truth after all.


Absolutely and we wouldn't want them to change their minds once they've received the full picture. Lets just get it done. support your country.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:04 - Sep 11 with 1246 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 13:54 - Sep 11 by giant_ullaa

Absolutely and we wouldn't want them to change their minds once they've received the full picture. Lets just get it done. support your country.


Many of the strident Brexiteers I've come into contact would still want to force Brexit through even if they were told it would guarantee that their family would be economically ruined.

It's a cult at this point.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:05 - Sep 11 with 1251 viewslowhouseblue

the civil service claim that the name 'yellowhammer' was chosen entirely randomly. i am told by someone who cares about such things that birders typically describe the yellowhammer's call as 'a little bit of bread and no cheese'. so perhaps it's not a random name at all but a civil servant making a point / joke.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:05 - Sep 11 with 1240 viewsfooters

Scaring them? What's there to be scared about?

"We need a man in charge of boys, they wont like it up em, but they'd rather it be coming from their gaffer than those broom wrangling wannabes in league 1."
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:28 - Sep 11 with 1192 viewswkj

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 13:54 - Sep 11 by giant_ullaa

Absolutely and we wouldn't want them to change their minds once they've received the full picture. Lets just get it done. support your country.


There is no chance of that happening, its got to the point of football fandom has our brexit.

Even got a chant for Bojo

"Follow the clown, up or down..."
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:34 - Sep 11 with 1171 viewsfooters

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:28 - Sep 11 by wkj

There is no chance of that happening, its got to the point of football fandom has our brexit.

Even got a chant for Bojo

"Follow the clown, up or down..."
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Do you remember our wonderful suggestion that the Brexit negotiations should be handed to Premier League referees? Clattenburg is the man to deliver for the British people.

"We need a man in charge of boys, they wont like it up em, but they'd rather it be coming from their gaffer than those broom wrangling wannabes in league 1."
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:45 - Sep 11 with 1130 viewsSpruceMoose

Dis mayd oi larf


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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:45 - Sep 11 with 1132 viewsjaykay

i see she don't want us to know what is the worse that could happen.
that won't stop her or the tory party making up things to let us know, what the worse will happen if you vote corbyn
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 17:54 - Sep 11 with 998 viewsBlueBadger

Interesting how no-deal Brexit is a)going to be great and b) so great that we shouldn't know just how great it's going to be, in case we get over-excited.

These people are called idiots and BB is their leader.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 17:56 - Sep 11 with 989 viewsBlueBadger

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:04 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Many of the strident Brexiteers I've come into contact would still want to force Brexit through even if they were told it would guarantee that their family would be economically ruined.

It's a cult at this point.


It's fair to say that the most strident Brexiteers are total cults.

These people are called idiots and BB is their leader.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 18:01 - Sep 11 with 977 viewsTrequartista

Is this the post-mortem of our 1-5 defeat to Norwich? Yes it should definitely be kept secret.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 19:54 - Sep 11 with 870 viewsChurchman

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 14:05 - Sep 11 by lowhouseblue

the civil service claim that the name 'yellowhammer' was chosen entirely randomly. i am told by someone who cares about such things that birders typically describe the yellowhammer's call as 'a little bit of bread and no cheese'. so perhaps it's not a random name at all but a civil servant making a point / joke.


I think it was a random name.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 19:56 - Sep 11 with 860 viewsSpruceMoose

Yellowhammer documents here:

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attac

I wonder what's behind point 15...
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:01 - Sep 11 with 844 viewswkj

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 19:56 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Yellowhammer documents here:

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attac

I wonder what's behind point 15...
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15. There will be a delay in issuing blue passports for 2 weeks after the withdrawal

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:03 - Sep 11 with 838 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:01 - Sep 11 by wkj

15. There will be a delay in issuing blue passports for 2 weeks after the withdrawal


How anyone can read that document and still think Brexit is worth it is beyond me.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:04 - Sep 11 with 832 viewswkj

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:03 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

How anyone can read that document and still think Brexit is worth it is beyond me.


I'm sure The Last Baron will be able to help answer thst query
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:05 - Sep 11 with 831 viewsfooters

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 19:56 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Yellowhammer documents here:

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attac

I wonder what's behind point 15...
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I like the way point 20 says there will be no impact to the social care system on day one, but then goes on to list the catastrophic effects in the months after.


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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:06 - Sep 11 with 827 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:05 - Sep 11 by footers

I like the way point 20 says there will be no impact to the social care system on day one, but then goes on to list the catastrophic effects in the months after.



Basically we haven't shot ourselves in the face, we've given ourselves cancer.

Well looky here...

"Low income groups will be disproportionately by any price rises in food and fuel".

Well no sh!t.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:08 - Sep 11 with 820 viewsfooters

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:06 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Basically we haven't shot ourselves in the face, we've given ourselves cancer.

Well looky here...

"Low income groups will be disproportionately by any price rises in food and fuel".

Well no sh!t.
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Well, some people have.

If, for example, you were employed by an American multi-national and live in Londonistan, I doubt you would feel the effects, despite warning of them for four years straight.

The 'leave at any cost' crew are about to get what they wished for tho.

"We need a man in charge of boys, they wont like it up em, but they'd rather it be coming from their gaffer than those broom wrangling wannabes in league 1."
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:10 - Sep 11 with 809 viewswkj

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:05 - Sep 11 by footers

I like the way point 20 says there will be no impact to the social care system on day one, but then goes on to list the catastrophic effects in the months after.



To be fair they could never have fit that on the side of a bus, so, I can see why the never mentioned ir

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:10 - Sep 11 with 808 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:08 - Sep 11 by footers

Well, some people have.

If, for example, you were employed by an American multi-national and live in Londonistan, I doubt you would feel the effects, despite warning of them for four years straight.

The 'leave at any cost' crew are about to get what they wished for tho.


Indeed. I guess if a Brit employed overseas were to be paid in USD then he might ride this whole business out in a pretty decent fashion. Could probably pick up a house or two in Blighty on the cheap too.

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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:10 - Sep 11 with 810 viewsGuthrum

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 19:56 - Sep 11 by SpruceMoose

Yellowhammer documents here:

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attac

I wonder what's behind point 15...
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If that's the sum total of their planning, then No Deal would leave us royally fooked. Can't have taken more than an hour or two with Mr Obvious to put that together.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:12 - Sep 11 with 804 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:10 - Sep 11 by Guthrum

If that's the sum total of their planning, then No Deal would leave us royally fooked. Can't have taken more than an hour or two with Mr Obvious to put that together.


I could have busted that out in an afternoon just based of common sense. There has to be more to it that this sh!te they've trotted out... right?

If not the UK is more of an embarrassment than I thought.
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yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:13 - Sep 11 with 796 viewsSpruceMoose

yellowhammer docs should be kept secret to avoid scaring public, minister says on 20:04 - Sep 11 by wkj

I'm sure The Last Baron will be able to help answer thst query
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He's busy prepping for point 19. British, Dutch, French and Spanish navies going at it in the North Sea once again.

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