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TWTD Glossary 22:08 - Mar 12 with 6986 viewsmonytowbray

Was just thinking after referencing Burnley earlier that happened YEARS ago with a former poster. I expect some posters newer here must get confused often.

So, let’s say someone needed to study TWTD’s history for a TV special, and you had to summarise a TWTD exclusive saying or contextual quirk in relation to it’s origin/meaning, what would you say?

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TWTD Glossary on 14:31 - Mar 16 with 1001 viewsKeno

TWTD Glossary on 14:08 - Mar 16 by Ewan_Oozami

Battenberg - the cake-based "Do You like Cheese" alternative

The RHCP Divide (latterly Morrisey) - really is the watershed of musical opinion on this site


Ireland - country of origin all for the best, cleverest, funniest posters

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TWTD Glossary on 15:35 - Mar 16 with 979 viewsSwailsey

If it hasn’t already been said...

“Colin Healy made Cesc....”

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TWTD Glossary on 16:23 - Mar 16 with 962 viewsRyorry

TWTD Glossary on 11:45 - Mar 16 by WeWereZombies

Change the record - used to be necessary in threads when some posters never seemed to read what was posted and kept banging on about the same thing, I think there was even a 'changetherecord' username. How delightful that the forum is now completely tolerant of the views of others, gives each post careful and considered judgement before a reply is posted and that there is not even a hint of polarised opinions.


On TWTD more than any other forum in the universe, Irony Meters Matter - think carefully, very, very carefully, before responding to some posts -

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TWTD Glossary on 16:28 - Mar 16 with 955 viewsWeWereZombies

Must be half term - used by 'mature' posters to denigrate those they assume to be under thirty.

See also straw man e.g. on going back into work after a week off 'Did you have a nice half term with the kids?' 'Spent most of it building a straw man on the TWTD forum actually'.

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TWTD Glossary on 13:04 - Mar 17 with 917 viewsWeWereZombies

Burnley - Where, apparently, every Town supporter will eventually buy a house and settle down as a response to straightened circumstances.

Callis - you really should collate this thread into alphabetical order and present it to Phil as some sort of potential addendum to the Forum drop down menu (in the way that Chat is on the Interactive drop down).

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TWTD Glossary on 13:09 - Mar 17 with 912 viewsRyorry

TWTD Glossary on 16:28 - Mar 16 by WeWereZombies

Must be half term - used by 'mature' posters to denigrate those they assume to be under thirty.

See also straw man e.g. on going back into work after a week off 'Did you have a nice half term with the kids?' 'Spent most of it building a straw man on the TWTD forum actually'.


The "half-term" one always furrows my brow - all five of the 8-12 year-olds I know quite well, consistently show a great deal more maturity than at least five long-term posters on here.
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TWTD Glossary on 15:36 - Mar 17 with 886 viewsWeWereZombies

Blubfest - you make some speculative comment that you think is perfectly innocuous and every thin skinned poster piles onto you as if you has suggested that Stacey Dooley probably looks quite ordinary without her make up on.

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TWTD Glossary on 16:48 - Mar 17 with 859 viewsBlueAllOver

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TWTD Glossary on 10:23 - Mar 19 with 825 viewsWeWereZombies

Numbskull - someone with a different opinion to you.

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TWTD Glossary on 10:26 - Mar 19 with 822 viewsKeno

TWTD Glossary on 10:23 - Mar 19 by WeWereZombies

Numbskull - someone with a different opinion to you.


Cockwobble - just about the best insult used on TWTD

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TWTD Glossary on 10:29 - Mar 19 with 820 viewsWeWereZombies

TWTD Glossary on 10:26 - Mar 19 by Keno

Cockwobble - just about the best insult used on TWTD


So is cockwomble the true insult and cockwobble just a microaggression?

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TWTD Glossary on 10:35 - Mar 19 with 819 viewsfooters

TWTD Glossary on 10:29 - Mar 19 by WeWereZombies

So is cockwomble the true insult and cockwobble just a microaggression?


A cockwobble is what happens, or used to happen anyway, when aroused by another human. Or not, as the case may be.

Here is a handy diagram for the cockwomble. Thanks to whoever made it originally.


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TWTD Glossary on 10:49 - Mar 19 with 805 viewsWeWereZombies

TWTD Glossary on 10:35 - Mar 19 by footers

A cockwobble is what happens, or used to happen anyway, when aroused by another human. Or not, as the case may be.

Here is a handy diagram for the cockwomble. Thanks to whoever made it originally.



I suspect that there are some incidences of cockwobble amongst players of pocket billiards too.


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TWTD Glossary on 10:58 - Mar 19 with 801 viewsWeWereZombies

The searches are still there - TWTD equivalent of having a hanky ready when someone of a sensitive disposition fears the worst.

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