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Where do snails hide when its sunny? 10:46 - Jun 7 with 1402 viewsgiant_stow

When its raining, they fill my garden so much that on a quiet, windless night, I can hear a mass slither. But today's it sunny and they're nowhere to be seen.... Do they have little snail lodgings with copious water somewhere?
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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 10:47 - Jun 7 with 1384 viewsmonytowbray

They tend to lodge in cool damp places.

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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 10:51 - Jun 7 with 1367 viewsGuthrum

They tend to congregate in narrow or shady locations, such as down the side of pots, under stones or windowsills.

There's an issue with flying snails in my garden. At least, after I find them munching the plants, they learn to fly very quickly*.



* Should point out there's a car park with bushes over the wall. I'm not slinging them into someone else's garden.

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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 10:54 - Jun 7 with 1351 viewsgiant_stow

Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 10:51 - Jun 7 by Guthrum

They tend to congregate in narrow or shady locations, such as down the side of pots, under stones or windowsills.

There's an issue with flying snails in my garden. At least, after I find them munching the plants, they learn to fly very quickly*.



* Should point out there's a car park with bushes over the wall. I'm not slinging them into someone else's garden.


Snail-flinger!

Thanks chaps. I just never see the sods.

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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 10:58 - Jun 7 with 1343 viewsSwansea_Blue

Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 10:47 - Jun 7 by monytowbray

They tend to lodge in cool damp places.


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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 11:09 - Jun 7 with 1314 viewsMattinLondon

I do hope all the little snail lodgings are equally good. Don’t like the thought of them having to slug it out for the best homes.
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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 11:17 - Jun 7 with 1295 viewsSitfcB

Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 10:47 - Jun 7 by monytowbray

They tend to lodge in cool damp places.


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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 12:18 - Jun 7 with 1219 viewsHARRY10

I had a snail as a kid

and wanted it to go faster

so I took off his shell

............ if anything, it just made him more sluggish
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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 12:20 - Jun 7 with 1213 viewsNthQldITFC

Under rocks with slugs and Tories.

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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 13:24 - Jun 7 with 1134 viewsleitrimblue

Inside their little shells?
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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 13:30 - Jun 7 with 1126 viewsSTYG

Speaking of snails, my favourite joke ever is a really silly one by Mick Miller involving going out to buy his wife L'escargot when she was pregnant and had a craving. Whilst I think he's brilliant, it's well worth looking up one of his stand ups on YouTube for that joke alone.
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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 14:12 - Jun 7 with 1065 viewsbaxterbasics

Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 13:30 - Jun 7 by STYG

Speaking of snails, my favourite joke ever is a really silly one by Mick Miller involving going out to buy his wife L'escargot when she was pregnant and had a craving. Whilst I think he's brilliant, it's well worth looking up one of his stand ups on YouTube for that joke alone.


But is it as good as this one?


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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 14:15 - Jun 7 with 1058 viewsjeera

In my lobelia.

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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 14:23 - Jun 7 with 1035 viewsmonytowbray

Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 11:17 - Jun 7 by SitfcB

Your arse?


Not anymore, gave that all up when I went vegan.

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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 14:28 - Jun 7 with 1027 viewsleitrimblue

Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 14:23 - Jun 7 by monytowbray

Not anymore, gave that all up when I went vegan.


Now I'm intrigued to know what the vegan alternative to a snail up the arse is? Brussel sprouts?
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Where do snails hide when its sunny? on 15:54 - Jun 7 with 958 viewsOldFart71

They travel on the backs of empty lorry trailers as there's LESS CARGO.
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