| A terrible joke 14:53 - Mar 1 with 2847 views | Miaow |
I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home.
It's a coy carp. |  |
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| A terrible joke on 19:29 - Mar 1 with 496 views | HARRY10 |
The teacher asks little Johnny for a phrase using the word contagious
'Dad was watching his neighbour, out of the window, painting the fence'
"He's only using a 1 inch brush, it'll take the contagious" |  | | |
| A terrible joke on 19:41 - Mar 1 with 469 views | NthQldITFC |
| A terrible joke on 19:29 - Mar 1 by HARRY10 |
The teacher asks little Johnny for a phrase using the word contagious
'Dad was watching his neighbour, out of the window, painting the fence'
"He's only using a 1 inch brush, it'll take the contagious" |
I love that. I can't believe I've never heard it before. I'm guessing the kid's a scouser? |  |
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| A terrible joke on 20:11 - Mar 1 with 423 views | HARRY10 |
| A terrible joke on 19:41 - Mar 1 by NthQldITFC |
I love that. I can't believe I've never heard it before. I'm guessing the kid's a scouser? |
That would require the neighbour to be doing some work - artistic licence yes, but....... | | | |
| A terrible joke on 20:48 - Mar 1 with 379 views | monkeymagic |
I decided to sell my hoover last week. It was just gathering dust. | | | |
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