| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include 20:09 - Sep 20 with 6860 views | Keno |
I’ll start
English to be spoken as sole language across Europe
The French to state officially we saved their sorry garlic laden arses in the 1940’s and that without us they would be speaking German and eating sauerkraut
The Germans to accept the ball was over the line in 1966
Eurovision voting to be changed so we have a change of winning
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 08:56 - Sep 21 with 2197 views | Ryorry |
France takes all the UK's Tory MPs, trains them appropriately, & then makes them work as volunteers in French asylum detention centres for the entirety of all their Parliamentary recesses/holidays.
https://asylumineurope.org/reports/country/france/detention-asylum-seekers/deten
Edit: My stubborn compassionate streak requires me to relent sufficiently to allow them 2 days home leave at Christmas for the sake of their families.
And of course if the French found a way to keep them all there permanently apart from the annual 2-day Christmas break, well and good. Their families might even be grateful for the extended separation ... [Post edited 21 Sep 2023 9:02]
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 09:26 - Sep 21 with 2152 views | Keno |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 08:56 - Sep 21 by Ryorry |
France takes all the UK's Tory MPs, trains them appropriately, & then makes them work as volunteers in French asylum detention centres for the entirety of all their Parliamentary recesses/holidays.
https://asylumineurope.org/reports/country/france/detention-asylum-seekers/deten
Edit: My stubborn compassionate streak requires me to relent sufficiently to allow them 2 days home leave at Christmas for the sake of their families.
And of course if the French found a way to keep them all there permanently apart from the annual 2-day Christmas break, well and good. Their families might even be grateful for the extended separation ... [Post edited 21 Sep 2023 9:02]
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"Edit: My stubborn compassionate streak requires me to relent sufficiently to allow them 2 days home leave at Christmas for the sake of their families."
That's nice to allow the asylum seekers home for a couple of days, tho it might be difficult to arrange.
also it will give the Tory MPs time to give the place a proper deep clean for a couple of days | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 09:33 - Sep 21 with 2147 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Chimney sweeps to be taxed till the pips squeak..... |  |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 09:38 - Sep 21 with 2134 views | Keno |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 09:33 - Sep 21 by Ewan_Oozami |
Chimney sweeps to be taxed till the pips squeak..... |
what about people who trim bushes? | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 09:45 - Sep 21 with 2120 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 21:59 - Sep 20 by factual_blue |
Far better to use the Euro, a more stable and respected currency. |
“Analysts have described 2022 as “the worst year in the euro’s history”. However, the euro’s relevance has been in decline for the last two decades. Its share of global official holdings of foreign exchange reserves was 20.6% at the end of 2021, down from around 25% in 2003.
The euro has lost 16% of its value against the dollar over the past year and is trading at the lowest since December 2002.”
Sounds great! Out of the the frying pan… |  | | |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 09:49 - Sep 21 with 2110 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
I would suggest we allow the EU to completely Federalise us since we clearly can’t be trusted to run the country ourselves. Any Tory politician that’s ever taken from money sent across to border to live in Belarus.
That said I’d quite like to keep the passport stamps on entry to a country, simply because I like collecting them! | | | |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:12 - Sep 21 with 2087 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 08:56 - Sep 21 by Ryorry |
France takes all the UK's Tory MPs, trains them appropriately, & then makes them work as volunteers in French asylum detention centres for the entirety of all their Parliamentary recesses/holidays.
https://asylumineurope.org/reports/country/france/detention-asylum-seekers/deten
Edit: My stubborn compassionate streak requires me to relent sufficiently to allow them 2 days home leave at Christmas for the sake of their families.
And of course if the French found a way to keep them all there permanently apart from the annual 2-day Christmas break, well and good. Their families might even be grateful for the extended separation ... [Post edited 21 Sep 2023 9:02]
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You’d be showing more compassion towards the families by NOT letting them back for Christmas! |  |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:22 - Sep 21 with 2072 views | MattinLondon |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:12 - Sep 21 by Swansea_Blue |
You’d be showing more compassion towards the families by NOT letting them back for Christmas! |
Idea for a festive game show.
In order to get back home for Christmas, a group of well-known Tories have to set sail from France and try to land on the south coast of England. In their way will be Farage and Nadine Dorries who, with a pair of Fisher Price Binoculars, will try to spot them.
If they land, then they’ll have to run the gauntlet away from various patriotic types. That bouncy Millwall fan will be making a guest appearance. |  | | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:25 - Sep 21 with 2069 views | WeWereZombies |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:22 - Sep 21 by MattinLondon |
Idea for a festive game show.
In order to get back home for Christmas, a group of well-known Tories have to set sail from France and try to land on the south coast of England. In their way will be Farage and Nadine Dorries who, with a pair of Fisher Price Binoculars, will try to spot them.
If they land, then they’ll have to run the gauntlet away from various patriotic types. That bouncy Millwall fan will be making a guest appearance. |
Also a team of four life size hungry hippos operated by Axel Tuanzebe will be on the beach at Dover... |  |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:41 - Sep 21 with 2058 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
The French president having to apologise for surrendering at the beginning of every speech they give, or they give us back Calais. |  |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:48 - Sep 21 with 2050 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 09:38 - Sep 21 by Keno |
what about people who trim bushes? |
Infinite claims allowance for equipment .... | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:54 - Sep 21 with 2047 views | giant_stow |
No re-negotiation at all - we should wait for them to approach us with a proposal on how we can resume our civilising influence over the continent. |  |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 11:03 - Sep 21 with 2032 views | Keno |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 10:41 - Sep 21 by Cheltenham_Blue |
The French president having to apologise for surrendering at the beginning of every speech they give, or they give us back Calais. |
Rather than Calais cant we have somewhere nice like ..... Nice
Also can Nice play Brest every year cos that fixture makes me chuckle | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 11:07 - Sep 21 with 2026 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 11:03 - Sep 21 by Keno |
Rather than Calais cant we have somewhere nice like ..... Nice
Also can Nice play Brest every year cos that fixture makes me chuckle |
I think the Lyon - Brest game would be more interesting.... | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 11:45 - Sep 21 with 2003 views | DJR |
Make it a requirement to fly EU flags from all public buildings. |  | | |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 12:10 - Sep 21 with 1983 views | leitrimblue |
Instantly ban the pretentious ciabatta, baguette etc and only allow the use of the honest sliced white bread |  | | |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 12:12 - Sep 21 with 1970 views | Keno |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 12:10 - Sep 21 by leitrimblue |
Instantly ban the pretentious ciabatta, baguette etc and only allow the use of the honest sliced white bread |
Potates to be declared a health food | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 12:20 - Sep 21 with 1955 views | leitrimblue |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 12:12 - Sep 21 by Keno |
Potates to be declared a health food |
1 of yer 5 a day init [Post edited 21 Sep 2023 12:21]
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 13:09 - Sep 21 with 1912 views | Keno |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 12:20 - Sep 21 by leitrimblue |
1 of yer 5 a day init [Post edited 21 Sep 2023 12:21]
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Including Tayto Crisps? | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 13:14 - Sep 21 with 1902 views | leitrimblue |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 13:09 - Sep 21 by Keno |
Including Tayto Crisps? |
Pack of Taytos counts as 2 of yer 5 a day. Cheese and onion = potato and onion.. | | | |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 13:41 - Sep 21 with 1841 views | GeoffSentence |
In a true British spirit of generosity I would give the EU The Monarchy, and send the whole lot back to Germany. |  |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 18:01 - Sep 21 with 1775 views | jacobnikons |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 23:30 - Sep 20 by factual_blue |
An apology for the way we've behaved towards Europe since farage soiled our political landscape. |
Oh dear someone's upset that they lost the referendum. Still we had no idea what we were voting for did we... suck it up! |  | | |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 18:12 - Sep 21 with 1758 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 18:01 - Sep 21 by jacobnikons |
Oh dear someone's upset that they lost the referendum. Still we had no idea what we were voting for did we... suck it up! |
I fully agree we need to move away from any suggestion that Brexiteers are idiots, but by Christ you make it hard sometimes. | |
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 18:24 - Sep 21 with 1748 views | Churchman |
| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 12:12 - Sep 21 by Keno |
Potates to be declared a health food |
I think this covers potatoes
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| Re-negotiate Brexit terms, what would y’all want to include on 18:30 - Sep 21 with 1745 views | Churchman |
Adoption across Europe of old Imperial measurements, weights and currency.
Pounds, shillings and pence, Lbs, Chains, Furlongs, Miles, ahhh happy days. And the good news is that it’s so confusing and illogical we can rip Europe off just like the elderly here were ripped off in 1971 when decimalisation took place.
I was of an age at junior school where I had to learn old and new money. Being rubbish at maths, it didn’t go well 😀.
And I agree that everyone must drive on the left. Keeps your sword arm free, unless you are left handed. | | | |
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