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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. 16:33 - Mar 27 with 4029 viewsPecker

I can promise you all that this is my only account. Most, if not all of you, are doing a hard days work and I am just trying to lighten up your day. I am not very good at it but I am trying. (very trying most of the time) I know I am opening myself up for a lot of abuse by posting this, but I can take it. Thanks to people like Footers and Sprucy I am getting the hang of how things work on here. I look forward to continuing having banz with you all.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:34 - Mar 27 with 1419 viewsStokieBlue

A few points:

- Paragraphs are an excellent construct of the English language
- You are in deep, deep trouble if those are your role models

SB

“You may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 10^18 joules of potential energy—enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point."

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:36 - Mar 27 with 1402 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

I'm the main man on this board, people hang on my every word.

I'll show you the ropes sometime.

;-)

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:39 - Mar 27 with 1392 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:36 - Mar 27 by Marshalls_Mullet

I'm the main man on this board, people hang on my every word.

I'll show you the ropes sometime.

;-)


No thanks. Footers and Sprucy are my kind.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:40 - Mar 27 with 1387 viewswkj

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:39 - Mar 27 by Pecker

No thanks. Footers and Sprucy are my kind.


I hate to break this to you but Spruce and Footers are actually the same person.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:41 - Mar 27 with 1381 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:40 - Mar 27 by wkj

I hate to break this to you but Spruce and Footers are actually the same person.


That is fine by me. Love your avatar by the way.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:41 - Mar 27 with 1381 viewsclive_baker

You're overthinking chap.

Comedy is certainly not something I've ever associated with your posts.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:42 - Mar 27 with 1371 viewswkj

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:41 - Mar 27 by Pecker

That is fine by me. Love your avatar by the way.


Thanks, It's Ullah's cousin apparently

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:42 - Mar 27 with 1369 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:41 - Mar 27 by clive_baker

You're overthinking chap.

Comedy is certainly not something I've ever associated with your posts.


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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:42 - Mar 27 with 1367 viewsSpruceMoose

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:34 - Mar 27 by StokieBlue

A few points:

- Paragraphs are an excellent construct of the English language
- You are in deep, deep trouble if those are your role models

SB


I'm going to give you a taste of the back of my hand .

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:42 - Mar 27 with 1363 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:34 - Mar 27 by StokieBlue

A few points:

- Paragraphs are an excellent construct of the English language
- You are in deep, deep trouble if those are your role models

SB


Bore off, Uncle Bulgaria.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:43 - Mar 27 with 1359 viewsOldsmoker

...and I'm a pedant.
You spelt Sprucey wrong.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:43 - Mar 27 with 1355 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:42 - Mar 27 by wkj

Thanks, It's Ullah's cousin apparently


Blimey. Hope for his sake he is adopted.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:44 - Mar 27 with 1353 viewsSpruceMoose

Thanks J2.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:45 - Mar 27 with 1345 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:43 - Mar 27 by Oldsmoker

...and I'm a pedant.
You spelt Sprucey wrong.


It is my way of spelling it. Keep up.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:46 - Mar 27 with 1337 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:39 - Mar 27 by Pecker

No thanks. Footers and Sprucy are my kind.


You'll look back on that with regret. :-(

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:47 - Mar 27 with 1330 viewsSpruceMoose

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:46 - Mar 27 by Marshalls_Mullet

You'll look back on that with regret. :-(


Pipe down Ginsberg.


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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:48 - Mar 27 with 1325 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:46 - Mar 27 by Marshalls_Mullet

You'll look back on that with regret. :-(


Much like your parents do with you.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:49 - Mar 27 with 1320 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:48 - Mar 27 by footers

Much like your parents do with you.


How very dare you.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:51 - Mar 27 with 1305 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:49 - Mar 27 by Marshalls_Mullet

How very dare you.


Mess with me and you mess with my Pecker.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:52 - Mar 27 with 1304 viewsWeWereZombies


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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:52 - Mar 27 with 1301 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:51 - Mar 27 by footers

Mess with me and you mess with my Pecker.


;-o

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:54 - Mar 27 with 1294 viewsSpruceMoose

Every time I excitedly click to see who has upvoted me, I get a bit disappointed when I see that it 's Pecker.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:56 - Mar 27 with 1282 viewsJ2BLUE

I've just had one of the board heavies PM me to ask if i'm you!

I've been asleep after a sugar crash for at least the last half an hour based on the amount of the Madeleine McCann documentary i've missed on Netflix.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:56 - Mar 27 with 1279 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:54 - Mar 27 by SpruceMoose

Every time I excitedly click to see who has upvoted me, I get a bit disappointed when I see that it 's Pecker.


I shall resist from now on. Perhaps Marshall was right about you?
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:58 - Mar 27 with 1275 viewsSpruceMoose

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 16:56 - Mar 27 by Pecker

I shall resist from now on. Perhaps Marshall was right about you?


Maybe I ought to come break your other arm Mr Smartymouth!?

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