So, what you really mean is 12 pool tables, 5 are broken, and there are only 3 cues, 1 cue ball and no chalk. You've got 3 sets of darts, none match. Your 70 (90) inch screen, is actually a 12 inch ALBA portable telly with a hanger as an Ariel and the parking is free, except you get towed after 15 mins with £150 release fee. Oh and the kitchen is closed and crisps are £2 a packet. | |