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anyone ever been to Belize 09:54 - Oct 16 with 1129 viewsfergalsharkey

flying to Belmopan tomorrow for a fortnights jungle trekking as team bonding excersise.

hot , humid and poor internet.

enjoy the stanley.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 09:57 - Oct 16 with 1027 viewschicoazul

I killed a monkey in Belize after it threw my fags into the sea.

No wait hang on, I threw a monkey into the sea in Belize because it ate my fags. Thats it, yeah.
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Words are a medium that reduces reality to abstraction for transmission to our reason, and in their power to corrode reality inevitably lurks the danger that the words will be corroded too. It might be more appropriate, in fact, to liken their action to excessive stomach fluids that digest and gradually eat away the stomach itself.
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anyone ever been to Belize on 09:58 - Oct 16 with 1013 viewsBlueBadger

I understand the dragons there are particularly feisty this time of year.

These people are called idiots and BB is their leader.
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anyone ever been to Belize on 10:02 - Oct 16 with 992 viewsfergalsharkey

anyone ever been to Belize on 09:57 - Oct 16 by chicoazul

I killed a monkey in Belize after it threw my fags into the sea.

No wait hang on, I threw a monkey into the sea in Belize because it ate my fags. Thats it, yeah.
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i might try and sneak a monkey back home.
im going to call it tony and let it live in the folly.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 10:04 - Oct 16 with 986 viewsflimflam

Completed my jungle training their for the Foreign Legion
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anyone ever been to Belize on 10:07 - Oct 16 with 974 viewsStokieBlue

It's a shame you aren't actually going - it's a fabulous place.

SB

“You may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 10^18 joules of potential energy—enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point."

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anyone ever been to Belize on 10:08 - Oct 16 with 975 viewsBrianTablet

anyone ever been to Belize on 09:57 - Oct 16 by chicoazul

I killed a monkey in Belize after it threw my fags into the sea.

No wait hang on, I threw a monkey into the sea in Belize because it ate my fags. Thats it, yeah.
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Chimpinsea?
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anyone ever been to Belize on 10:09 - Oct 16 with 966 viewsfergalsharkey

anyone ever been to Belize on 10:04 - Oct 16 by flimflam

Completed my jungle training their for the Foreign Legion


A wonderfrul band of brothers.

Did you learn to fillet, season and lightly grill a human?

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anyone ever been to Belize on 10:11 - Oct 16 with 964 viewsfergalsharkey

anyone ever been to Belize on 10:07 - Oct 16 by StokieBlue

It's a shame you aren't actually going - it's a fabulous place.

SB


Yes its a shame indeed dear.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 11:12 - Oct 16 with 916 viewshomer_123

Are you going by bike?

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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anyone ever been to Belize on 12:34 - Oct 16 with 858 viewsThe_Last_Baron

I lived in Belize for a year, it's a great place. If you live fishing there's nowhere better.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 12:47 - Oct 16 with 828 viewsHerbivore

I stopped off there on my way back from Jupiter once. I was a bit knackered so only really saw the inside of my hotel room and the ten hookers the president had unexpectedly laid on for me.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 13:03 - Oct 16 with 786 viewsWeWereZombies

If you actually are going to Belize I imagine you will be doing the jungle trekking in the Jaguar reserve. Expect to be totally isolated from the rest of humanity and to have to rely on your team leaders. If they take the attitude of most posters on here you do not have an earthly...

Also, if you are way down south and do not behave like a turd you might get taken to hear, or even participate in, Garifuna music. Do not pass that up. And the best way out of Belize is by boat to Livingston / Rio Dolce in Guatemala.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 13:26 - Oct 16 with 752 viewsFtnfwest

anyone ever been to Belize on 11:12 - Oct 16 by homer_123

Are you going by bike?


Yes (He actually meant Belsize)
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anyone ever been to Belize on 13:42 - Oct 16 with 731 viewsWeWereZombies

By the way, although Belmopan is the capital it does not have much of an airport:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hector_Silva_Airstrip

'Anthony Chanona, Belmopan Mayor

“We are really trying to do a serious stint with job creation. We have already spoken to the Luna Snack Company..."'

You are really going there to make sandwiches, aren't you?

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anyone ever been to Belize on 13:45 - Oct 16 with 722 viewsStokieBlue

anyone ever been to Belize on 13:03 - Oct 16 by WeWereZombies

If you actually are going to Belize I imagine you will be doing the jungle trekking in the Jaguar reserve. Expect to be totally isolated from the rest of humanity and to have to rely on your team leaders. If they take the attitude of most posters on here you do not have an earthly...

Also, if you are way down south and do not behave like a turd you might get taken to hear, or even participate in, Garifuna music. Do not pass that up. And the best way out of Belize is by boat to Livingston / Rio Dolce in Guatemala.


Both Guatemala and Belize are fantastic.

I'd quite like to be in Antigua right now enjoying the view of the volcano and a beer.

SB

“You may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 10^18 joules of potential energy—enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point."

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anyone ever been to Belize on 13:48 - Oct 16 with 723 viewsHerbivore

Fergal, out of interest do you pronounce it Bel-LEES or or Bel-LIES?

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anyone ever been to Belize on 18:05 - Oct 16 with 651 viewsfergalsharkey

anyone ever been to Belize on 13:48 - Oct 16 by Herbivore

Fergal, out of interest do you pronounce it Bel-LEES or or Bel-LIES?


Just packed the larger of my butterfly nets, some antacid and a radish to ward off snakes.
Should also get some hugh pokemon points.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 18:18 - Oct 16 with 640 viewsHerbivore

anyone ever been to Belize on 18:05 - Oct 16 by fergalsharkey

Just packed the larger of my butterfly nets, some antacid and a radish to ward off snakes.
Should also get some hugh pokemon points.


I like the sound of this Hugh Pokemon chap.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 19:21 - Oct 16 with 613 viewsNthsuffolkblue

anyone ever been to Belize on 13:42 - Oct 16 by WeWereZombies

By the way, although Belmopan is the capital it does not have much of an airport:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hector_Silva_Airstrip

'Anthony Chanona, Belmopan Mayor

“We are really trying to do a serious stint with job creation. We have already spoken to the Luna Snack Company..."'

You are really going there to make sandwiches, aren't you?


It's OK. It doesn't need much of an airport for his moped.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 20:14 - Oct 16 with 592 viewsMVBlue

anyone ever been to Belize on 12:34 - Oct 16 by The_Last_Baron

I lived in Belize for a year, it's a great place. If you live fishing there's nowhere better.


Belize is less desirable than it used to be, worth being careful.

Also, John Macafees dogs were shot, then his neighbor was shot. Hes been on the run since. Quite a crazy guy, see his twitter account. Lives in a tin foiled room right https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/11/15/john_mcafee_liable_death_neighbour_beli

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anyone ever been to Belize on 22:55 - Oct 16 with 539 viewsRyorry

Don't forget to take spare cans of oil & petrol

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anyone ever been to Belize on 08:34 - Oct 17 with 431 viewsfergalsharkey

anyone ever been to Belize on 13:42 - Oct 16 by WeWereZombies

By the way, although Belmopan is the capital it does not have much of an airport:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hector_Silva_Airstrip

'Anthony Chanona, Belmopan Mayor

“We are really trying to do a serious stint with job creation. We have already spoken to the Luna Snack Company..."'

You are really going there to make sandwiches, aren't you?


We are flying private jet out of biggin hill.
It's not Ryanair gents.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 08:42 - Oct 17 with 424 viewsHerbivore

anyone ever been to Belize on 08:34 - Oct 17 by fergalsharkey

We are flying private jet out of biggin hill.
It's not Ryanair gents.


Of course. And so it begins.

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anyone ever been to Belize on 09:32 - Oct 17 with 414 viewsusm

anyone ever been to Belize on 13:45 - Oct 16 by StokieBlue

Both Guatemala and Belize are fantastic.

I'd quite like to be in Antigua right now enjoying the view of the volcano and a beer.

SB


Daughter's there atm - did the volcano thing yesterday.

Was in Belize and Mexico before that. Moving on to El Salvador in a few days, then somewhere else, before volunteering for 6 weeks in Costa Rica - gets back xmas eve!

Shes lovin it

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anyone ever been to Belize on 10:30 - Oct 17 with 395 viewsWeWereZombies

anyone ever been to Belize on 09:32 - Oct 17 by usm

Daughter's there atm - did the volcano thing yesterday.

Was in Belize and Mexico before that. Moving on to El Salvador in a few days, then somewhere else, before volunteering for 6 weeks in Costa Rica - gets back xmas eve!

Shes lovin it


I don't know if it is still the case but ten years ago Suchitoto in El Salvador was like an instant traveller's community, the type of place where you are the new boy when you get there but the next day you are saying 'Oh, who's that?' about an arrival. Completely different vibe to the usual perception of El Salvador.

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