| anyone ever been to Belize 09:54 - Oct 16 with 1775 views | fergalsharkey |
flying to Belmopan tomorrow for a fortnights jungle trekking as team bonding excersise.
hot , humid and poor internet.
enjoy the stanley. |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 09:57 - Oct 16 with 1593 views | chicoazul |
I killed a monkey in Belize after it threw my fags into the sea.
No wait hang on, I threw a monkey into the sea in Belize because it ate my fags. Thats it, yeah. [Post edited 16 Oct 2019 9:58]
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 09:58 - Oct 16 with 1579 views | BlueBadger |
I understand the dragons there are particularly feisty this time of year. |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:02 - Oct 16 with 1558 views | fergalsharkey |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 09:57 - Oct 16 by chicoazul |
I killed a monkey in Belize after it threw my fags into the sea.
No wait hang on, I threw a monkey into the sea in Belize because it ate my fags. Thats it, yeah. [Post edited 16 Oct 2019 9:58]
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i might try and sneak a monkey back home.
im going to call it tony and let it live in the folly. | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:04 - Oct 16 with 1552 views | flimflam |
Completed my jungle training their for the Foreign Legion |  | | |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:07 - Oct 16 with 1540 views | StokieBlue |
It's a shame you aren't actually going - it's a fabulous place.
SB |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:08 - Oct 16 with 1541 views | BrianTablet |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 09:57 - Oct 16 by chicoazul |
I killed a monkey in Belize after it threw my fags into the sea.
No wait hang on, I threw a monkey into the sea in Belize because it ate my fags. Thats it, yeah. [Post edited 16 Oct 2019 9:58]
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Chimpinsea? [Post edited 16 Oct 2019 10:18]
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:09 - Oct 16 with 1532 views | fergalsharkey |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:04 - Oct 16 by flimflam |
Completed my jungle training their for the Foreign Legion |
A wonderfrul band of brothers.
Did you learn to fillet, season and lightly grill a human? | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:11 - Oct 16 with 1530 views | fergalsharkey |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:07 - Oct 16 by StokieBlue |
It's a shame you aren't actually going - it's a fabulous place.
SB |
Yes its a shame indeed dear. | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 11:12 - Oct 16 with 1482 views | homer_123 |
Are you going by bike? |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 12:34 - Oct 16 with 1424 views | The_Last_Baron |
I lived in Belize for a year, it's a great place. If you live fishing there's nowhere better. |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 12:47 - Oct 16 with 1394 views | Herbivore |
I stopped off there on my way back from Jupiter once. I was a bit knackered so only really saw the inside of my hotel room and the ten hookers the president had unexpectedly laid on for me. |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:03 - Oct 16 with 1352 views | WeWereZombies |
If you actually are going to Belize I imagine you will be doing the jungle trekking in the Jaguar reserve. Expect to be totally isolated from the rest of humanity and to have to rely on your team leaders. If they take the attitude of most posters on here you do not have an earthly...
Also, if you are way down south and do not behave like a turd you might get taken to hear, or even participate in, Garifuna music. Do not pass that up. And the best way out of Belize is by boat to Livingston / Rio Dolce in Guatemala. |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:26 - Oct 16 with 1318 views | Ftnfwest |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 11:12 - Oct 16 by homer_123 |
Are you going by bike? |
Yes (He actually meant Belsize) |  | | |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:42 - Oct 16 with 1297 views | WeWereZombies |
By the way, although Belmopan is the capital it does not have much of an airport:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hector_Silva_Airstrip
'Anthony Chanona, Belmopan Mayor
“We are really trying to do a serious stint with job creation. We have already spoken to the Luna Snack Company..."'
You are really going there to make sandwiches, aren't you? | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:45 - Oct 16 with 1288 views | StokieBlue |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:03 - Oct 16 by WeWereZombies |
If you actually are going to Belize I imagine you will be doing the jungle trekking in the Jaguar reserve. Expect to be totally isolated from the rest of humanity and to have to rely on your team leaders. If they take the attitude of most posters on here you do not have an earthly...
Also, if you are way down south and do not behave like a turd you might get taken to hear, or even participate in, Garifuna music. Do not pass that up. And the best way out of Belize is by boat to Livingston / Rio Dolce in Guatemala. |
Both Guatemala and Belize are fantastic.
I'd quite like to be in Antigua right now enjoying the view of the volcano and a beer.
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:48 - Oct 16 with 1289 views | Herbivore |
Fergal, out of interest do you pronounce it Bel-LEES or or Bel-LIES? | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 18:05 - Oct 16 with 1217 views | fergalsharkey |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:48 - Oct 16 by Herbivore |
Fergal, out of interest do you pronounce it Bel-LEES or or Bel-LIES? |
Just packed the larger of my butterfly nets, some antacid and a radish to ward off snakes.
Should also get some hugh pokemon points. | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 18:18 - Oct 16 with 1206 views | Herbivore |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 18:05 - Oct 16 by fergalsharkey |
Just packed the larger of my butterfly nets, some antacid and a radish to ward off snakes.
Should also get some hugh pokemon points. |
I like the sound of this Hugh Pokemon chap. | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 19:21 - Oct 16 with 1179 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:42 - Oct 16 by WeWereZombies |
By the way, although Belmopan is the capital it does not have much of an airport:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hector_Silva_Airstrip
'Anthony Chanona, Belmopan Mayor
“We are really trying to do a serious stint with job creation. We have already spoken to the Luna Snack Company..."'
You are really going there to make sandwiches, aren't you? |
It's OK. It doesn't need much of an airport for his moped. |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 20:14 - Oct 16 with 1158 views | MVBlue |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 12:34 - Oct 16 by The_Last_Baron |
I lived in Belize for a year, it's a great place. If you live fishing there's nowhere better. |
Belize is less desirable than it used to be, worth being careful.
Also, John Macafees dogs were shot, then his neighbor was shot. Hes been on the run since. Quite a crazy guy, see his twitter account. Lives in a tin foiled room right https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/11/15/john_mcafee_liable_death_neighbour_beli |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 22:55 - Oct 16 with 1105 views | Ryorry |
Don't forget to take spare cans of oil & petrol  |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 08:34 - Oct 17 with 997 views | fergalsharkey |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:42 - Oct 16 by WeWereZombies |
By the way, although Belmopan is the capital it does not have much of an airport:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hector_Silva_Airstrip
'Anthony Chanona, Belmopan Mayor
“We are really trying to do a serious stint with job creation. We have already spoken to the Luna Snack Company..."'
You are really going there to make sandwiches, aren't you? |
We are flying private jet out of biggin hill.
It's not Ryanair gents. | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 08:42 - Oct 17 with 990 views | Herbivore |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 08:34 - Oct 17 by fergalsharkey |
We are flying private jet out of biggin hill.
It's not Ryanair gents. |
Of course. And so it begins. | |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 09:32 - Oct 17 with 980 views | usm |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 13:45 - Oct 16 by StokieBlue |
Both Guatemala and Belize are fantastic.
I'd quite like to be in Antigua right now enjoying the view of the volcano and a beer.
SB |
Daughter's there atm - did the volcano thing yesterday.
Was in Belize and Mexico before that. Moving on to El Salvador in a few days, then somewhere else, before volunteering for 6 weeks in Costa Rica - gets back xmas eve!
Shes lovin it |  |
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| anyone ever been to Belize on 10:30 - Oct 17 with 961 views | WeWereZombies |
| anyone ever been to Belize on 09:32 - Oct 17 by usm |
Daughter's there atm - did the volcano thing yesterday.
Was in Belize and Mexico before that. Moving on to El Salvador in a few days, then somewhere else, before volunteering for 6 weeks in Costa Rica - gets back xmas eve!
Shes lovin it |
I don't know if it is still the case but ten years ago Suchitoto in El Salvador was like an instant traveller's community, the type of place where you are the new boy when you get there but the next day you are saying 'Oh, who's that?' about an arrival. Completely different vibe to the usual perception of El Salvador. | |
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