| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with 11:43 - Apr 27 with 7577 views | footers |
As we all know, boris johnson would be a great guy to have a pint with despite his countless other shortcomings, professional and personal. But who makes your top three, living or deceased?
Off the top of my head I'll say:
Tony Benn, Keith Floyd and the beautiful Sophie Ellis-Bextor so I could persuade her to become an Ipswich fan. I reckon she'd be a hoot after a few pints of bitter.
So, who's pulling up a bar stool next to you at the virtual celebrity pub? |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:28 - Apr 27 with 1309 views | Basuco |
George Burley, Laura Kenny and Sir Keir Starmer. |  | | |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:33 - Apr 27 with 1250 views | usm |
James Hunt, Keith Floyd and Winston Churchill. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:35 - Apr 27 with 1282 views | PJH |
This is not meant to be morbid but I would love to have another opportunity to have a nice long drinking session with my late dad and my late uncles Gordon and Tom. All three of them great drinkers in their time.
I would want it to be on this earth though, not wherever they are now. |  | | |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:40 - Apr 27 with 1246 views | SpruceMoose |
Jeera, Macho Man Randy Savage, Paz. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:43 - Apr 27 with 1245 views | footers |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:40 - Apr 27 by SpruceMoose |
Jeera, Macho Man Randy Savage, Paz. |
Miss Elizabeth would need to accompany the Macho Man. If not, you'd have one angry Mach on your hands, OHHHH YEAAAHHH! | |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:44 - Apr 27 with 1234 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:05 - Apr 27 by MattinLondon |
Jesus? Is that because you’re too tight to buy a round and would expect him to turn the water into wine? |
I must admit, it'd be a good way to put that one to bed. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:47 - Apr 27 with 1226 views | allezlesbleus |
A pint: Sir Bobby Robson and not sure of the other two.
A session: George Best, Kevin Beattie, Paul Gascoigne.
After recovering from that, then a night out with Mr John, Alan Brazil and Ivan Paul. |  | | |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:55 - Apr 27 with 1200 views | floridaboy |
Sir Alf, Bobby Moore and Ronald Reagan
The first two to talk about football and winning the World Cup and Ronald Reagan because I just think he had a very interesting life! |  | | |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 13:00 - Apr 27 with 1194 views | factual_blue |
Sandi Toksvig, Sir Ian Kershaw, and the charming and talented Cariad Lloyd. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 13:02 - Apr 27 with 1193 views | factual_blue |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 11:54 - Apr 27 by footers |
Mr John is a great shout. If Ms Ellis-Bextor declines my fantasy invite I'll be asking Mr Cobbold along.
Although I wouldn't want to shake his hand after he'd visited the toilet. |
Is that because you'd actually be vigorously shaking his penis? | |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 13:07 - Apr 27 with 1189 views | Herbivore |
Anthony Joshua, Gareth Thomas, and Paz. The topic of discussion would be how acceptable Boris Johnson's words about gay people and people of colour are. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 13:35 - Apr 27 with 1141 views | BlueBadger |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:10 - Apr 27 by GlasgowBlue |
Oliver Reed, Richard Harris and Lord Lucan*
*The poster. Not the disgraced 7th Earl of Lucan. |
I used to work for the transplant centre at Addies. I can get you a new liver at cost. You'd need it. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 13:40 - Apr 27 with 1132 views | BlueBadger |
My late maternal grandfather - a true gentleman in the 'Bobby Robson' sense of the word and my best mate for the first 28 years of my life - he didn't drink much though, so it would be a babycham or a MAckeson's for him(the only things I ever saw him drink. And then only at Christmas), Ginger Wildheart and, if I was bringing Mrs Badger along to the pub as well, Victoria Wood. [Post edited 27 Apr 2021 13:50]
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 13:49 - Apr 27 with 1110 views | solemio |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:47 - Apr 27 by allezlesbleus |
A pint: Sir Bobby Robson and not sure of the other two.
A session: George Best, Kevin Beattie, Paul Gascoigne.
After recovering from that, then a night out with Mr John, Alan Brazil and Ivan Paul. |
This seems to be a very progressive post. | | | |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 13:58 - Apr 27 with 1099 views | factual_blue |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 12:02 - Apr 27 by leitrimblue |
Oi Geoff if you find archaeological nerd girls arousing and yer ever in the West of Ireland I could happily introduce you to a few. They are often a little low in social skills an looking for love.... (I'm gonna be slaughtered if any of um bizarrely read twtd)  |
Archaeologists are like archivists.
But without the personality. | |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:15 - Apr 27 with 1069 views | MJallday |
Professor Brian Cox
Donald Trump
Jeremy Clarkson |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:26 - Apr 27 with 1065 views | clive_baker |
I lost a very close friend when we were 14. He tragically died over the summer holidays due to an accident at home on their family farm. We never had a pint together as he was taken too young (although I do remember slipping a few Belgian stubbies from his dads drinking cupboard with him one night, and pretending to enjoy them with a Lambert & Butler in a one of their fields). I would love a chat & a pint with him now, to fill him in on the last near on 20 years.
If you're talking 'celebs' I would want to keep it away from politics, escape the real world, so to join us I would add George Best to satisfy the drinking & football element, I'm sure he had some stories. Al Capone, I'm sure he had more. And finally Taylor Swift because she's hot and always struck me as someone who would be fun on a night out. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:33 - Apr 27 with 1049 views | belgablue |
William Hague, loves a beer.
David Attenborough, to narrate my every sip.
Any of the 1997 Dortmund Champions League winning side, except Paul Lambert. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:37 - Apr 27 with 1040 views | J2BLUE |
Jesus is a great call but would be answer our questions?
Assuming this is three people, currently alive, to have a separate pint with: Warren Buffet, Buzz Aldrin and er...the Pope...because I can't think of anyone else right now. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:39 - Apr 27 with 1030 views | leitrimblue |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 13:58 - Apr 27 by factual_blue |
Archaeologists are like archivists.
But without the personality. |
Think it's fair to say they are not really professions full of people who would prosper on the stand up comedy circuit. Though personally I like to think I'm a cross between Bill Hicks, Bernard Manning an the late great Jim Davidson |  | | |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:41 - Apr 27 with 1022 views | J2BLUE |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:33 - Apr 27 by belgablue |
William Hague, loves a beer.
David Attenborough, to narrate my every sip.
Any of the 1997 Dortmund Champions League winning side, except Paul Lambert. |
And here we have...the belgablue...in its natural habitat | |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:46 - Apr 27 with 1013 views | WeWereZombies |
Billy Connolly
Miriam Margolyes
Muhammad Ali
Now, considering the latter's conversion to Islam ( and also his not being alive anymore) and the problems that alcohol have caused the first named can I instead relocate this meeting from the pub to the most classical konditorei in early Twentieth century Vienna? |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:49 - Apr 27 with 1001 views | footers |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:46 - Apr 27 by WeWereZombies |
Billy Connolly
Miriam Margolyes
Muhammad Ali
Now, considering the latter's conversion to Islam ( and also his not being alive anymore) and the problems that alcohol have caused the first named can I instead relocate this meeting from the pub to the most classical konditorei in early Twentieth century Vienna? |
Ah, but wouldn't Ali's strict diet and training schedule mean he wouldn't be allowed to enjoy such tasty pastry? You may need to go back to the drawing board with this one. | |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:51 - Apr 27 with 986 views | Darth_Koont |
Jeremy Hardy, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Martin Luther King.
Not sure what sort of conversation that would be. Maybe better to have Michael Palin, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam (the three Pythons who all seemed to get on with each other) and just let them get on with it. |  |
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| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:55 - Apr 27 with 968 views | WeWereZombies |
| Your top three people you'd like to have a pint with on 14:49 - Apr 27 by footers |
Ah, but wouldn't Ali's strict diet and training schedule mean he wouldn't be allowed to enjoy such tasty pastry? You may need to go back to the drawing board with this one. |
I'm not relocating it to the boxing ring for a start. Maybe I could just hold a We Were Zombies Late Late Show with these three specials guests. Horslips backing Van Morrison for a rocked up 'Brown Eyed Girl' to play us out at the end of the show. | |
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