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"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:16 - Sep 19 by callis
Surprised Sparks hasn't shown up to tell you it's fake yet!
"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:33 - Sep 19 by callis
I remember when I weighed into an Eastenders thread once to tell everyone it's fake as satire and he called me a hypocrite. Irony is lost on him :)
Anyone who says Hulk Hogan body slamming Andre the Giant wasn't real needs to have a word with em selves, TBF Cat's jubblies from Eastenders are also very real
"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.
He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.
Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it
Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe
Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.
He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.
Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it
TBF the spots he did were pretty minimal. Probably more risk of him getting injured doing a bit of DIY on a Sunday.
My hip flask is full of whiskey but my soul feels empty.
Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:55 - Sep 19 by callis
TBF the spots he did were pretty minimal. Probably more risk of him getting injured doing a bit of DIY on a Sunday.
Or pushing a shopping trolley around a supermarket.
Or falling out of your loft.
Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing.
Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe
Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.
He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.
Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it
The move he did was actually mostly the receiving party's athleticism, the first lesson a wrestler learns is to take a bump, which means repeated drills of landing square on one's back from a standing position, if you look at the fella Norwood slams, the knees are bent and he pushes up to jump, Norwood at most applies forward force to help the slammed wrestler pivot on to his back. Very little strength in that slam came from Norwood at all, so, nothing really to get too het up over.
"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:56 - Sep 19 by wkj
The move he did was actually mostly the receiving party's athleticism, the first lesson a wrestler learns is to take a bump, which means repeated drills of landing square on one's back from a standing position, if you look at the fella Norwood slams, the knees are bent and he pushes up to jump, Norwood at most applies forward force to help the slammed wrestler pivot on to his back. Very little strength in that slam came from Norwood at all, so, nothing really to get too het up over.
I'm no wrestling expert, and presumably neither is James Norwood, but he is relying on things going right in which can be complex moves with small margins for error.
It just seems unnecessarily risky considering footballers have it in their contracts they can't ski, ride motorbikes,, and a whole host of other activities
Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:10 - Sep 19 by Pinewoodblue
Ian Marshall and Richard Wright.
Correct!
Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing.
Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:05 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe
I'm no wrestling expert, and presumably neither is James Norwood, but he is relying on things going right in which can be complex moves with small margins for error.
It just seems unnecessarily risky considering footballers have it in their contracts they can't ski, ride motorbikes,, and a whole host of other activities
If you wanted to wrap 'em up in cotton wool like that then they wouldn't be havin' any how's yer father either... at least if a night in with my missus is owt to go by.
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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:20 - Sep 19 with 1456 views
Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:19 - Sep 19 by NotMarcusEvans
If you wanted to wrap 'em up in cotton wool like that then they wouldn't be havin' any how's yer father either... at least if a night in with my missus is owt to go by.
How is NotSimonClegg doing any how?
"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:23 - Sep 19 by RobTheMonk
"Don't try this at home."
Swiftly followed by my 12 year old self doing Jeff Hardy Swanton's off picnic tables and desks in school haha!
"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe
Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.
He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.
Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it
You are being 'that guy' there Joe. It's for a brilliant cause, great PR for the club, good for the community etc. He would have OK'd this with the club.
I love having Big Nors at the club. Such a refreshing change to have a character in our team and his interaction with the supporters.
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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:32 - Sep 19 with 1351 views
Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe
Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.
He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.
Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it
I assure you he goes down harder from tackles in raining on a daily basis than doing that rock bottom.
Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:45 - Sep 19 by footers
How about we set up a TWTD Wrestlemania-type event, J2? We could do it for charity.
LeftyBumFest vs. The Starched Underpants Brigade in a hardcore hell in a cell match.
Other match ideas welcome...
Fatal fiveway footers
LeftyBumFest, Starched Underpants, Alfresco Society, Humanity Police and Pearl Clutchers
Gav could be Paul Bearer, Phil could be Doink, and of course we all know who Jim Cornette would be
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"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
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