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Norwood looks to be just fine 00:46 - Sep 19 with 3044 viewswkj

Love seeing there be a bit of fun about the place


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Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:16 - Sep 19 with 1876 viewscallis

Surprised Sparks hasn't shown up to tell you it's fake yet!

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:31 - Sep 19 with 1824 viewswkj

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:16 - Sep 19 by callis

Surprised Sparks hasn't shown up to tell you it's fake yet!



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Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:33 - Sep 19 with 1799 viewscallis

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:31 - Sep 19 by wkj



I remember when I weighed into an Eastenders thread once to tell everyone it's fake as satire and he called me a hypocrite. Irony is lost on him :)

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:36 - Sep 19 with 1778 viewswkj

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:33 - Sep 19 by callis

I remember when I weighed into an Eastenders thread once to tell everyone it's fake as satire and he called me a hypocrite. Irony is lost on him :)


Anyone who says Hulk Hogan body slamming Andre the Giant wasn't real needs to have a word with em selves, TBF Cat's jubblies from Eastenders are also very real

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 with 1709 viewsitfcjoe

Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.

He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.

Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:55 - Sep 19 with 1678 viewscallis

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe

Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.

He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.

Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it


TBF the spots he did were pretty minimal. Probably more risk of him getting injured doing a bit of DIY on a Sunday.

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:56 - Sep 19 with 1662 viewsartsbossbeard

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:55 - Sep 19 by callis

TBF the spots he did were pretty minimal. Probably more risk of him getting injured doing a bit of DIY on a Sunday.


Or pushing a shopping trolley around a supermarket.

Or falling out of your loft.

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:56 - Sep 19 with 1666 viewswkj

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe

Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.

He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.

Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it


The move he did was actually mostly the receiving party's athleticism, the first lesson a wrestler learns is to take a bump, which means repeated drills of landing square on one's back from a standing position, if you look at the fella Norwood slams, the knees are bent and he pushes up to jump, Norwood at most applies forward force to help the slammed wrestler pivot on to his back. Very little strength in that slam came from Norwood at all, so, nothing really to get too het up over.

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:05 - Sep 19 with 1575 viewsitfcjoe

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:56 - Sep 19 by wkj

The move he did was actually mostly the receiving party's athleticism, the first lesson a wrestler learns is to take a bump, which means repeated drills of landing square on one's back from a standing position, if you look at the fella Norwood slams, the knees are bent and he pushes up to jump, Norwood at most applies forward force to help the slammed wrestler pivot on to his back. Very little strength in that slam came from Norwood at all, so, nothing really to get too het up over.


I'm no wrestling expert, and presumably neither is James Norwood, but he is relying on things going right in which can be complex moves with small margins for error.

It just seems unnecessarily risky considering footballers have it in their contracts they can't ski, ride motorbikes,, and a whole host of other activities

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:10 - Sep 19 with 1532 viewsPinewoodblue

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:56 - Sep 19 by artsbossbeard

Or pushing a shopping trolley around a supermarket.

Or falling out of your loft.


Ian Marshall and Richard Wright.

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:11 - Sep 19 with 1521 viewsartsbossbeard

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:10 - Sep 19 by Pinewoodblue

Ian Marshall and Richard Wright.


Correct!

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:19 - Sep 19 with 1469 viewsNotMarcusEvans

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:05 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe

I'm no wrestling expert, and presumably neither is James Norwood, but he is relying on things going right in which can be complex moves with small margins for error.

It just seems unnecessarily risky considering footballers have it in their contracts they can't ski, ride motorbikes,, and a whole host of other activities


If you wanted to wrap 'em up in cotton wool like that then they wouldn't be havin' any how's yer father either... at least if a night in with my missus is owt to go by.
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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:20 - Sep 19 with 1456 viewswkj

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:19 - Sep 19 by NotMarcusEvans

If you wanted to wrap 'em up in cotton wool like that then they wouldn't be havin' any how's yer father either... at least if a night in with my missus is owt to go by.


How is NotSimonClegg doing any how?

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:22 - Sep 19 with 1429 viewsNotMarcusEvans

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:20 - Sep 19 by wkj

How is NotSimonClegg doing any how?


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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:23 - Sep 19 with 1421 viewsRobTheMonk

"Don't try this at home."

Swiftly followed by my 12 year old self doing Jeff Hardy Swanton's off picnic tables and desks in school haha!
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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:27 - Sep 19 with 1393 viewswkj

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:23 - Sep 19 by RobTheMonk

"Don't try this at home."

Swiftly followed by my 12 year old self doing Jeff Hardy Swanton's off picnic tables and desks in school haha!



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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:28 - Sep 19 with 1376 viewsHeathlander

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe

Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.

He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.

Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it


You are being 'that guy' there Joe. It's for a brilliant cause, great PR for the club, good for the community etc. He would have OK'd this with the club.

I love having Big Nors at the club. Such a refreshing change to have a character in our team and his interaction with the supporters.
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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:32 - Sep 19 with 1351 viewsPaul_Knows


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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:40 - Sep 19 with 1311 viewsJ2BLUE

Norwood looks to be just fine on 09:52 - Sep 19 by itfcjoe

Without wanting to be *that guy* I can't say I'm overly enamoured by this.

He is paid handsomely to play football for us, and wrestling is a risk to his fitness with little reward.

Whilst wrestling is 'fake', what they have to put their body through for the entertainment is off the scale, what he is oing just in this GIF carries risks and I'd expect Lambert or O'Neill to put a stop to it


I assure you he goes down harder from tackles in raining on a daily basis than doing that rock bottom.

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:43 - Sep 19 with 1284 viewsRobTheMonk

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:27 - Sep 19 by wkj



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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:45 - Sep 19 with 1268 viewsfooters

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:40 - Sep 19 by J2BLUE

I assure you he goes down harder from tackles in raining on a daily basis than doing that rock bottom.


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LeftyBumFest vs. The Starched Underpants Brigade in a hardcore hell in a cell match.

Other match ideas welcome...

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:48 - Sep 19 with 1233 viewswkj

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:45 - Sep 19 by footers

How about we set up a TWTD Wrestlemania-type event, J2? We could do it for charity.

LeftyBumFest vs. The Starched Underpants Brigade in a hardcore hell in a cell match.

Other match ideas welcome...


Fatal fiveway footers

LeftyBumFest, Starched Underpants, Alfresco Society, Humanity Police and Pearl Clutchers

Gav could be Paul Bearer, Phil could be Doink, and of course we all know who Jim Cornette would be
[Post edited 19 Sep 10:50]

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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:50 - Sep 19 with 1213 viewsfooters

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:48 - Sep 19 by wkj

Fatal fiveway footers

LeftyBumFest, Starched Underpants, Alfresco Society, Humanity Police and Pearl Clutchers

Gav could be Paul Bearer, Phil could be Doink, and of course we all know who Jim Cornette would be
[Post edited 19 Sep 10:50]


Interference at the end by the Manbaby Alliance.

"Yeah well, those kids probably get stickers for good behaviour, not our fault that Phil aint dishing out Paninis is it"
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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:51 - Sep 19 with 1208 viewsMachoMan_RandySavage

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:50 - Sep 19 by footers

Interference at the end by the Manbaby Alliance.


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Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:55 - Sep 19 with 1174 viewsJ2BLUE

Norwood looks to be just fine on 10:45 - Sep 19 by footers

How about we set up a TWTD Wrestlemania-type event, J2? We could do it for charity.

LeftyBumFest vs. The Starched Underpants Brigade in a hardcore hell in a cell match.

Other match ideas welcome...


Brenner vs Lambert by SimonCleggsNeck 20 Aug 12:29
Why is Lambo so frosty towards the bloke?!

When is this feud going to be settled?

Charity boxing match? Royal rumble at half time?

Who would you have on the undercard?



Edit: second post on this page ^^



I want wkj in a loser leaves TWTD I quit match
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