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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? 09:05 - May 23 with 1041 viewsKeno

Ed Sheeran singing Edward Ebenzener Jeremiah Brown would have more chance than a of our recent entries
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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:06 - May 23 with 1036 viewsfooters

Is Rolf out of prison yet?

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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:09 - May 23 with 1007 viewsKeno

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:06 - May 23 by footers

Is Rolf out of prison yet?


he could do a vigilante version of one of his old classics "tie the pedophile up, sport'
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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:16 - May 23 with 979 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:09 - May 23 by Keno

he could do a vigilante version of one of his old classics "tie the pedophile up, sport'
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I'm Jake the Peg
And my extra leg has a tag on it.
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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:34 - May 23 with 942 viewssolomon

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:16 - May 23 by ArnoldMoorhen

I'm Jake the Peg
And my extra leg has a tag on it.


Two little boys............

Maybe not eh
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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:37 - May 23 with 935 viewssolomon

A no entry is probably best all round.
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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:39 - May 23 with 928 viewsKeno

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:34 - May 23 by solomon

Two little boys............

Maybe not eh


maybe it could Prince Andrews way back into public life?

what could be sing?

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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:44 - May 23 with 917 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:39 - May 23 by Keno

maybe it could Prince Andrews way back into public life?

what could be sing?


A couple of tweaks to this:



Pizza! Express!

I got the American Hots for you

Come down to Worthing with me baby now

Etc
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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:45 - May 23 with 928 viewsFtnfwest

Well having seen about 10 seconds of the song on the news, pick something much better! Preferably choose someone who’s gay as well, massive proportion of the audience is LGBT, so play to that.
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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:52 - May 23 with 899 viewsPendejo

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:06 - May 23 by footers

Is Rolf out of prison yet?


At least he'd get 12 points from *******

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:56 - May 23 with 887 viewssolomon

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:45 - May 23 by Ftnfwest

Well having seen about 10 seconds of the song on the news, pick something much better! Preferably choose someone who’s gay as well, massive proportion of the audience is LGBT, so play to that.


Not sure anyone’s sexuality should be a factor in this.
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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:58 - May 23 with 880 viewssolomon

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:39 - May 23 by Keno

maybe it could Prince Andrews way back into public life?

what could be sing?


Shaggy, it wasn’t me
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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:58 - May 23 with 880 viewsKeno

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:44 - May 23 by ArnoldMoorhen

A couple of tweaks to this:



Pizza! Express!

I got the American Hots for you

Come down to Worthing with me baby now

Etc


I was thinking of the old Neil Diamond classic

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 10:50 - May 23 with 817 viewsWeWereZombies



They're still together, the song is even more relevant now, surely a winner...
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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 11:32 - May 23 with 778 viewsfactual_blue

Something by the smiths?

Then we'd get even fewer points.



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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 12:32 - May 23 with 728 viewsFtnfwest

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:56 - May 23 by solomon

Not sure anyone’s sexuality should be a factor in this.


No it shouldn’t
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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:16 - May 23 with 675 viewsDarth_Koont

“Eurovision songs are 50% ‘I’m horny’ and 50% ‘World peace’” – some bloke on Twitter

So ... we just need someone getting horny about world peace and we’d clean up.

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:21 - May 23 with 659 viewsMattinLondon

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:16 - May 23 by Darth_Koont

“Eurovision songs are 50% ‘I’m horny’ and 50% ‘World peace’” – some bloke on Twitter

So ... we just need someone getting horny about world peace and we’d clean up.


Cleaning up after being horny isn’t a very nice job.
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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:29 - May 23 with 652 viewseireblue

I think you are onto something, some already popular people, doing something very European.

Something like this would probably still work.

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:55 - May 23 with 626 viewsFtnfwest

I’ve now seen that bill bailey has offered to do it, I might even watch 5 minutes of it if he does
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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:12 - May 23 with 607 viewsEwan_Oozami

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:55 - May 23 by Ftnfwest

I’ve now seen that bill bailey has offered to do it, I might even watch 5 minutes of it if he does


Bill Bailey and Count Binface would work for me...

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:16 - May 23 with 599 viewsFtnfwest

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:12 - May 23 by Ewan_Oozami

Bill Bailey and Count Binface would work for me...


Dream team
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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:32 - May 23 with 574 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:55 - May 23 by Ftnfwest

I’ve now seen that bill bailey has offered to do it, I might even watch 5 minutes of it if he does


This has to happen! There's a petition for it too...

http://chng.it/kBn72zt4rS

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:34 - May 23 with 567 viewsWeWereZombies

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:29 - May 23 by eireblue

I think you are onto something, some already popular people, doing something very European.

Something like this would probably still work.



Now, now, just because your lot are so good at winning Eurovision that you have to try extra hard not to win:



And you also proved the point that if you put a decent song performed by a talented and well respected group of musicians then you will unmask Eurovision for the charade it is - for which I award Éire dix points...

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